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JUNE 17, 2010 3:29PM

The Death Runner

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Everything in our lives had led up to this exact moment.  I, driving in total unawarness, him poised at the edge of infinite danger. 

Little did I know a titanic struggle for survival was about to begin.

Before him, an ocean of black, screaming and teeming  with unstoppable petrofuel cannon balls.

Before me, a road called life.

With absolute conviction that now was the time,  he lunged forward in a mad sprint, tempting the angel of death in his folly.

Beneath him the highway flew past, his heart pounding at heart attack speed. 

I kept hurtling twoards him at over 90 feet per second surrounded by steel and glass, with another car right on my tail.

I saw him, but it was already too late and I knew it.

In the milliseconds of this moment, a billion neurons firing near the speed of light, physics and calculations are abandoned for the cold emotion of pure, unmitigated terror that grip his brain.

I am stuck, caught between the brake and a swerve.  I couldn't possibly even begin to move while I watch the impossible.

He stops and reverses direction, the laws of inertia seemingly tossed out the window in an amazing display of supernatural power.

The microseconds bleed away, the crashing waves of his thoughts are torn apart again by the roaring engine of my death hammer racing to meet him.

He reverses again, towards freedom, indecision becoming action faster than I can even register the movement.

I can appreciate the symphonies of the masters.

I can contemplate the vastness of the universe.

I can understand the meaning of love.

All of this is nothing compared to the incomprehsible, blinding speed with which he thinks and acts.

Again he reverses direction!

It is too late to stop!

My God I am going to kill him!

By the time my pondering dinosaur brain even started sending impulses, I was crossing the point of impact.

It would end in bone crunching agony and fear, a flash of light and then darkness  mixed with innocent blood on the highway. 

Guilt and horror rise like a dragon inside my gut.

Wait!

Hope!

I saw him in the rear view mirror!

Somehow, in that last possible nanosecond, he had reversed again, moving faster than time itself, bending reality in a hypersonic silent dash to the wood line.

Elation!

The rush of living, the triumph of survival washed over both of us with the force of a million tsunamis.

Together we were more alive than anything else in the universe! I had not killed him, he had made it across!

My iron girp on the wheel relaxed with a long, slow breath.

Fucking squirrels.

 

Copyright: Doug Socks 2010

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Fucking squirrels. Indeed.

A 1000 generations and they still can't look both ways before they cross.

Did you know in Olney Ill the albino squirrel is protected?
Doug, my adrenalin freaked out from the start until the ending. A Squirrel, damn you!! Hah!
Two Thumbs - That's an interesting bit of trivia that I will now carry with me for those awkward silences during dinner conversations. Thank you!

Scanner - Really? Cool!
You got me Doug. I was freaking out here, thinking you'd nearly killed someone (a human someone), so well done. Regardless of who it was, this is some great writing my friend.
Been there, done THAT! It's pretty cool, though, when you look, horrified, into the rear view mirror and see them standing on their hind legs giving you the finger.

Great, well written post. kp
Jonathan - Thanks! Appreciate the visit!

Nanatehay - I really didn't think this one would go over well, but I'm glad it is! Thanks for coming by! Sorry about the scare.
Man I have a hard time wondering why they become roadkill.
Car coming? Either run like hell or stop.
I make the sign of the cross every time I pass one.:(
Rated with hugs
Sorry Kit, you were writing when I was posting.

I sometimes feel like they secretly hate us and flip us off. Then other times I think they don't even realize we're alive. To them we might just be these incomprehensible forces of nature that random destroy them at whim.

Or gods...angry gods of the road which they must cross for some unknown reason.

Anyway, thanks for coming!
Ack! Sorry Linda, you posted while I was responding to Kit! LOL. It's so sad to see the little guys on the side of the road.

I always say a little prayer for their souls, despite the fact that part of me thinks its silly to do so.
There is something pretty damn amazing about their ability to dodge traffic . . . on the other hand, I once saw a squirrel commit suicide by jumping from a power line onto the street below. I can't swear it was suicide, but really, have you ever seen a fall off a high wire? Me niether.
Mark - Thank you very much for the compliment! I'm pleased that you enjoyed it.

Owl - Interesting. Come to think of it, no I never have seen one just fall by accident. I did see one miss a tree branch in a leap on time, but he bounced off the ground with an indignant leap and was back on his way in seconds.

Linnn - Um. Nope. But I suppose he could have been! Creepy thought, that.
Yeah, Socks, it's a gift.
you had me going for awhile. i've had those moments though. they're quick little buggers...
Linnn - Indeed it is. I'd hate to see what you could do with the images I keep stocked up in my mental closet of fears!

Lemonpulp - Tell me about it! Their little friends the chimpmonks are just as fast. This was inspired by an event that happened this morning.

Ame i - glad you did!
Hahahahaha! Good one, Doug. Whew!
didn't see that denouement coming... fucking squirrels.
Clark K - Thanks! Glad you liked it!

Chuck - A good punch line that came straight from experience. I can't count the number of times I've said that in my mind after nearly hitting them.
Ahhhh...those damn squirrels. You just love 'em so much, you hate to hit 'em, but man they do take awhile to make up their minds!
Sparking - They're like little nervous breakdowns, covered in fur and waiting to give us either a day of guilt or a sense of redemption.
Doug, you devil you! I was leaning back ready to read a long, suspenseful tale. Instead I got a tail!!!!!
Good writing, as usual.
Lezlie
Marvelous story, you really had me going Doug. I'm sad to say those 3 baby coons on the curve of Hwy 15 didn't make it, they should have run to the shoulder instead of the middle of the road. No way will I take on gravel for you. Sorry babies. I'm also sorry about the pheasant and the concrete block on I80. To the whitetail who jumped into the passenger side, it's your own fault for being myopic, I was wearing my glasses.

I just can't be trusted behind the wheel. Want to go for a ride?
Lezlie - Heheheheheheh! The joy of knowing that makes this entire thing worth it! Thank you!
Bleue - Yikes, you're a real danger on the road! I think I'll take a rain check. On the other hand my vision is starting to go so you might actually be better off driving!
A fine twist, sir. Very well done.
Dr. Spudman - Thank you very much!
Good grief, damn near gave me heart failure. Yea for the squirrel. ;)
R~
oh, excellent story-telling Doug.
~J~
Joyonboard - My goodness! Sorry about the scare, but I am quite pleased that you liked the writing!
Chipmunks are even faster, just as erratic and unpredictable...

Too bad about the turtles...they just lumber along.

And the frogs... And the sunbathing snakes...
Myriad - Indeed the chippies can go, go, go! The turtles got the short end of the evolutionary stick. The jury is still out on the snakes. I've seen them move when they really need to.
Thanks for the visit!