Justice Roberts is an impressive sophist, to be able to call something not a tax in order to hear a case, and then call it a tax in order to save half a loaf by not throwing out a massive signature piece of legislation, even as he eviscerated other parts of the bill that were the most expensive and so gave people on the other half a loaf, proving that he has advanced mathematical skills, for a lawyer, all trying to split differences between Scalia and Ginsburg.
Unsurpisingly, due to the high level of difficulty of that gymnastic move, Justice Roberts strained his groin, although it is reported that the USA Olympic Team is now considering making him an alternate for London due to demonstrably spectacular flexibility.
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No mention!
Pulled Groin!
Poor Judges!
They go `Oy!
Thak Con C..
He watched too many old romances.
He courted too many young interns.
Folk change. Con C. may change too.
Ya groin no be gettin' any better too.
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Get a new hobby?
Play solitaire in court.
Play footsie in bed tonight.
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What do Judges do?
Lawyer do fiddle too.
They wobble waddles.
He may begin chain smoking `Camels.
His wife will have to get in bed with smell.
'Camel breath is worst than gin and milk.
Maybe Con C. can remain bedside maid.
Con C. cam bake him Banker Dozen buns.
I mean a Baker's Dozen or a Gross `144?
Judges can stay in bed and ponder`Life.
In afterlife they get NO perks or cupcakes.