Iranian President Ahmadinejad made a wise decision today to offer talks with the West about his nuclear program, an offer for everyone to live a little more, and which was put forward by director Quentin Tarantino, currently President Obama's Special Envoy On Iranian Nuclear Matters.

There are some of the reported minutes of that conversation at the end of the post.

I had this post by the way if things went poorly about Aristostle and Dead Persians, and all sorts of other great stuff, and it was just a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, or is that backwards?, whatever .... but that's ok, as Tarantino is better than Aristotle, and its in the hopper should it be time to do what Aristotle told Alexander as to his final conclusion of the proper political philosophy:

"Don't worry about anything like taxes, spending, social issues, whatever, and focus on what's important: killing all the barbarians, and don't worry, the Gods will sort them out."

Actually, Aristotle just said the same thing as Tarantino, come to think of it.

So, we don't need that post today about Persians and Gods sorting it out, since thanks to Tarantino, Ahmadinejad decided to talk, which we can take up, and see what comes up.

If Ahmadinejad's stalling, we'll know soon enough, and can make certain travel arrangements with winged objects that fly long distances with large cargo payloads at high altitude very precisely while playing Love Shack, also known to some as the B-52s, or, everyone gets to live a little longer.

Its really just like the end of Pulp Fiction versus Reservoir Dogs when you think about it, which is why President Obama was wise to send Quentin Tarantino to Iran for discussions leading to Ahmadinejad's wise announcement.

Tarantino reportedly screened a special melange of Ahamdinejad's two favorite movies, Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs, and said something like this while sipping Wild Turkey 101 while having machine guns pointed at his head by Revolutionary Guards:

"In Pulp Fiction, Ahmad man, it's like my man Samuel L. said, everyone was "Fonzie cool," so no one got big holes punched in them, unlike in Reservoir Dogs."

"In Reservoir Dogs, they just needed to talk a mintue more, you know like right there where everyone pointed their hand cannons at everyone else, and everyone got shot; "Don't point that gun at my Daddy!"

 Tarantino concluded spreading his hands wildly,

"I mean its Boom, Boom, Boom, 1,2, 3, and look Ahmad, look, everyone's dead."

"I mean that didn't go very well, did it Ahmad. Those biatches just needed to talk a little more before it was time for that ending, just like there's still a little left for us to see if we can sort it all out Ahmad, before its hand cannons time with everybody, if, America will always be what the wallet said in Pulp Fiction: A Bad Mother-."

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