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JUNE 21, 2012 4:32PM

Hunting for Catfish *

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     Out on a Limb's Re-Post Open Call sent me back to the end of May, 2010.  I chose this story because it sounds like summer.

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catfish

    Today, I saw these carcasses hanging on fence posts along the road. It is my understanding they signal a bounty animal has been killed on the property. Throughout the year, I might see a dozen such carcasses, usually coyotes, hanging on fences along the roads I travel. I stopped today to photograph them, and was surprised to find they are catfish! How would catfish ever be categorized as bounty? Maybe they are a pest to be eradicated? Maybe the one who put these heads on the poles was a braggart?

      Their skulls were the size of dinner plates, indicating to me the fish weighed no less than 25 pounds. I feel sure the meat was harvested before displaying them here, there's real good eating on a catfish. (See a close-up photo at the bottom of this post.)

     These big cats remind me of a time spent in Arkansas, when my new husband and I had gone to the Ozark Mountains to see his family. Uncle Waylon woke us up in the middle of the night to go fishing on the Ouchita River. We snuck out of the house and climbed into the cold pickup truck. It was an old one, with split windshield, a big gear shift that I straddled, crowding in for the warmth. Uncle Waylon was a little frisky as he changed into second gear. I thought, "Hey, he's my uncle now too!" and then as he groped for third gear, "And! I'm a married woman!"  Thankfully, I was delivered from further embarrassment when we pulled up at someone's yard.

     Uncle Waylon told us to sit tight and make no noise. He was going to go into his pal, Litchleiter's barn to "get something." Dogs barked, a light went on in the house, and we could hear Uncle Waylon crashing around a little in the dark. Pretty soon he slipped back in the truck with a bottle shoved in his shirt. Moonshine! All those bible thumping Baptists were real strict about drinking. My own husband's grandfather had been an employee of the Internal Revenue Service, and broke up stills every time he found one. Mrs. Litchleiter was probably giving her husband some kind of righteous hell already, so he not only lost a bottle, he had lost the barn as a hiding place.

     We made it to the river, and unloaded the little skiff and gear, including net and trotline, but no fishing poles. Uncle Waylon handed me some Coca Cola in cans as if it were some prize to guard. After shoving off, Waylon instructed us to open the Cokes and to drink about half. Then, he filled it back up again with the 'shine. "Shake it gently, now try it." My, my, my! Smooth as silk, slick to swallow, with a kick like a mule. What were we doing there? Oh yeah. "Fishing."

     Uncle Waylon and my hubby stretched the net across the Ouchita River, which was highly illegal! So that's why we were there in the middle of the night. The net was large, with holes at least 6 inches across. The only thing we were gonna catch in that was gonna be huge! Channel cats! We worked then, pulling at the net every few feet, feeling for anything caught in it. We went back and forth across the river for hours. Drinking as we went. I would work the prow, and they would hang the catfish on the trotline off the side of the skiff.

     As I pulled on the line, I felt a weight, and lifted the catch up over the prow to land at my feet. It had two bright eyes! "What IS that?" I asked from the back of the boat, apparently having instantaneously levitated over two men and their gear. It was a young beaver, still alive, thank god. It must have just been caught, otherwise it would already be dead by drowning. We let it go, pretty quick, and it swam off unharmed. Following that fright, we all felt a little deflated and morose.

     So, we packed up our gear and our catch, and as dawn rose around us, went into town to have breakfast at the diner. The floozy waitress making eyes at Uncle Waylon, and the way he patted her when she topped off his coffee, spoke volumes. Married life must have opened my eyes and I was becoming enlightened.

catfish-detail

 

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Your uncle sounds like a real wild man!
I have never had a chance to eat catfish. I've always wondered what it would taste like.
This was a fun read!
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Catfish is awesome...that is why I came here, and I got so much more. Love your Uncle...
Living so close to the Ohio we are familiar with catfish the size of a brontosaurus. Excellent post. Fun to read.
Sounds like you were a quick learner, Dianaani. I haven't tasted catfish either, but enjoyed reading about your adventure. Please check your pm.
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I have seen such water creatures but I would never eat them.. I swear I saw those wee beaver eyes. Glad he was okay. He is the mascot of Canada eh??:)
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Wow, hanging cat fish on a fence....never in my life. When i was young living in detroit my friends dead had fish heads hanging from wire, all over his garage. Niether one of us could ever figure out why. Somehow the fence seems much less wierd. Funny story.r
If you have to choose between eating frog legs or catfish, choose both anyway. Surprised the shit outa me that this would get an EP, guess the editor is getting tired of my non-writing, and rewards those days of yore. I still have some stories to tell, and might get a chance to write them down soon. Thanks you all for reading and commenting.
this post embodies "Smooth as silk, slick to swallow, with a kick like a mule." and your uncle sounds really intresting.
Love catfish, but all we get are farm-raised fish around here, it was quite a treat to read about your adventures.
What a fishing tale, with a little moonshine to wash it down with!
Thanks for joining in on the OC and congratulations on the EP.
R
What a great story and you told it so well, felt like I was there. Congrads on EP. You deserved this and more. Can't believe how huge they are!
I missed this before, what a wild story! Those photos of the catfish! Wow!
Glad that hooch didn't drown you either, the little I've had of moonshine it left a permanent smooth trail down my throat I can still taste : )
I love these little reminiscences. My kinda stuff.