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Damon E Walters

Damon E Walters
Location
Minneapolis, Minnesota,
Birthday
November 08
Bio
Born in Anacostia, Washington DC. AKA Daniel E Walsh, changed for all the standard reasons.

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JUNE 9, 2012 2:44PM

Sputtering Spam Repost

Rate: 16 Flag

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian" Dennis Wholey

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Like many of the writers here on OS my posts have been hit with spam. Well, in my case there was just one or two hits and not exactly unwelcomed (as a banana leaf is to a starving man -  I wrote about that).

Today on OS, Lainey has a post about this nuisance. Generally, this spam shows up in the comments area of a post.

The spam comments are usually lists of an array of products. One name that seems to be in most of them is: Ed Hardy; as in Ed Hardy bikinis $16.00, Ed Hardy sunglasses $12.00, etc. I am blazingly unconnected to the world of fashion and prior to OS had never seen this name.

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I was intrigued by the name, perhaps because of its seeming familiarity (the unknown Hardy Boy?), and having the time and the expanse of the Internet at my disposal I looked up this, Ed Hardy.

Kids, there is an Ed Hardy. He is Don Ed Hardy, tattoo artist extraordinaire, and as much of victim of the asshat spammers as you and I. In fact, more so; he is being hit financially and artistically as his work is being counterfeited with unchecked abandon.

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This man is an accomplished artist whose work has been appropriated by unscrupulous, mainly Chinese, bandits. He paid his dues. He took the less traveled path and earned his fame the hard way. Like many of the writers on this site he labored in obscurity and did so for the love of his art.

Allow me to direct you to a couple of well done newspaper articles that helped me flesh out a story behind the name:

Don Ed Hardy's Tattoos are High Art and Big Business, 9/30/06, SFGate, by Jesse Hamlin. This article will give a picture of the artist.

Ed Hardy Tattoo Art is Booty for Digital Pirates, 11/12/09, New York Times, by Ashlee Vance. This story will give you the facts on the banditry.

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Prepare for an amazing story and meet some of these guys: Sailor Jerry, Frisco Bob, Phillip Sparrow and the Japanese Titan of Tattoing, Hirihide.

Tattooing is another ocean in which I am adrift in an oarless dinghy. However I can see when a guy is getting a bad rap.  I can feel for an artist who is being plagiarized. Now when I see the name, Ed Hardy, I will think about a real person who deserves  better treatment.

By the way, ye pusillanimous pirates, can you at least have the courtesy to hit the rate button while you're in there aplunderin' (as Amanda G said in her comments on Lainey's post).

Here is  a great quote from the Jesse Hamlin piece:

'Tattooing," he says, "gave me a way to be free. Otherwise I was going to be an academic." Don Ed Hardy

Happy shopping!

 

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note: photos pirated from an alleged Ed Hardy website (there are many) & Wikipedia (those are Mr. Hardy'd biceps). Also depicted are the 1958 LSU Tigers and their Chinese Bandit defense - any real bandit who is offended by this picture is invited to drop a comment in this post and you will be responded to appropriately. Hardy Boys pic from hardyboys.uk

Originally posted April 2010. Thanks to Trudge for reposting tips. It's been a busy month in Lake Wobegon, but the Damon ship has been spotted in the Alleghenies with particulars soon to follow.

 

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...."where all the men are good-looking, all the women are strong, and all the children are above average."
This really does illustrate how we have yet to be saved from the clogging, clotting effects of internet spam.
WHAT can be OS staff's take on the whole deal, I wonder? They still have yet to say a word on the subject of any depth.
rated
P.S. Great choice of tune, dude.
Spam is depressing and disturbing to me.
Good job on a spam post..
Ain't it funny that a theif has no problem taking from someone else, but if they get ripped off, they get all bent out of shape and take it like some kind of invasion of their personal space. I wonder why they don't make the connection to *their* victims. Instead, they get mad and yell, "How dare they steal from *ME?!?*"

Twisted priorities and values, you suppose?

Yeah, if they're gonna spam the comments, the least they can do is hit the rate button on their way out.

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Spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam, spammity spam!!
Missed it the first time. I'm glad I encouraged you to do a repost, so I was able to catch it the second time around. R
in every soup kitchen, a little spam will sizzle
even yesterday's gravy, if brought to a boil,
if simmered just right, and divvied just so,
then rationed on garlic mashed, will feed the line
and make the taste buds believe, it's not gristle
Edie Brickell initially annoyed hell out of me with that damned song, but it's steadily grown in my subconscious and now whenever I hear it...well, it still annoys me but in a new, more existential way. What I fear most at this point is that I might eventually come to LIKE it!
Actually, I haven't seen Ed Hardy around these parts for awhile. As for the Hardy Boys--does the literary original top the Mickey Mouse Club TV version?

I'm a Chip Hilton man myself.
I'll take one or two hits, yes, please.
And I'll take my flying skulls aflame, por favor ~
rated ~
Chinese (or China, or Hong Kong o... they're everywhere... !!?) seem to have it coming and going these days. Fascinating topic/s for any journalist which, for the time being, seems to be being ignored; i.e. the asian underground, human trafficking etc. The 1% 'ers mass media aren't helping by focusing only on what is their primary interest of course, which is hopping onto the golden dragon and riding it for all it's worth.

Amusing to read, thanks Damon.