It was getting a little too dull in the Romney campaign and over at his national headquarters they knew something had to be done to liven up Mitt's image...
Mitt was already thinking ahead to the general election and had a brainstorm while driving his car listening to his favorite program, American Bandstand. "Lady Gaga as my running mate" he said to himself after hearing one of her songs played.
A few phone calls and meetings later it was a done deal! Lady Gaga would be the next Vice President of the United States if they won the election in November. While Lady Gaga lacks executive experience running a state like Mitt does she certainly knows how to handle a crowd. When approached for the job she said, "I'll try anything once!"
The team put together a striking new logo and a news conference was set up for this important development in the campaign.
After the news conference the comments started to pour in...
Romney's choice of Lady Gaga as his pick for vice president is a stroke of genius."
"He would have gotten more bounce with Beyoncé."
"Sarah Palin must be eating crow."
"She doesn't wear many clothes."
"Does she fire people?"
"Have her people call my people."
The Romney Gaga team has already produced this music video entitled The Edge of Glory which will be played at the Republican National Convention in Tampa this summer:
Meanwhile, word is out that Newt's Super-PAC is throwing a lot of cash at Carly Simon in hopes she will record a new version entitled You're So Bain of her hit '70s song You're So Vain.
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