On Monday, Jon and Kate held a conference to report that their TLC reality show competitors, the Roloff family of "Little People, Big World," are a scandalous clan.
"Those children are crying for help...and comforters that match the window treatments!" said Kate.
"The mom on the show---" muttered Jon.
"I saw them use a sponge that was for tabletop use only NEAR THE FLOOR!" said Kate.
Jon:(mumble, mumble) "browbeaten."
Kate: "And the husband and wife clearly favor their little-person son over their other children!"
Jon: (mumble, mumble) "cat door.."
Reporter: "If a camera crew followed anyone around, wouldn't they find something to cluck about? Is it really fair that you claim to be concerned about the children while you're helping the media attack the family?"
Jon and Kate: ...
Kate (finally): "Just watch the clip."