I don't know what you're doing this evening, but I am going to a very important meeting at El Torito (not. its. real. name.).
I was invited (by a message in my Spam folder) to go to a meet-up group on the paranormal, 9-11, and alien abductions. From my back and forth exchanges with group members, I tell you we are on to something.
One group member was taken to as-yet undiscovered planet Zerwee as he was standing in line at the bowling alley waiting for nachos. (The aliens hated his nachos, but loved the bowling shoes.)
Another member has uncovered new evidence on 9-11, working with made-to-scale lego skyscrapers (for the Twin Towers), cherry bombs (for the explosion), and a Skeletor action figure (for Dick Cheney).
Of course, not all our findings will be published immediately, and I'll have to disguise all participants. I may even quit using my real eye.
Or maybe that's not my real eye after all!!!
So, keep your eyes peeled because ighlyhay assifiedclay informationway illway ebay evealedray andway openedway ecretssay areway omingcay ouryay ayway.
(over n out)