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MARCH 31, 2009 4:46PM

Excreable or Excrable or Whatever Song Lyrics

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There are many, many awful or offal songs to choose from for this challenge.  These come to mind:

 

"Good Directions," by Billy Currington

 

 

(I had never seen Billy before searching for this on youtube.  Billy is kinda cute.  You know, the longer I see Billy, the more I think that surely he can be forgiven for ONE BAD SONG.  I wonder how I can get a'hold of him....)

 

Here is another bad song, this time from the Zac Brown Band.  It's called, "Chicken fry."

 

I like the music behind the following song, but the second verse contains the immortal words, "You burn me up like a chicken in a barbecue."  (Have you noticed that a lot of bad songs contain food metaphors?)  Anyway, this is Carlene Carter (June's daughter from before she married Johnny Cash) performing, "I fell in love."  A friend and I would say the BBQ line to each other in high school.
Lest we focus too much on country, here are some other worst songs.  I like the "I would walk..." song OK and maybe one or two others, but many are bad...
And, finally, a song from my youth.  It is so bad, it is almost good.  If I should ever marry, I hope to incorporate this in the ceremony:

 

Me so horny....

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Ok, in the food/bad song category, how about 50 cent:
"i love ya, girl. make no mistake. i love ya' like a fat kid loves cake."

also, i think 1irritatedmother saw billy currington a few weeks ago and blogged about it.
cheers, girl!
ok delia, i'm out-excreabled here. i'm just bummed out i didn't think to mine the vein of hideous country for my own post; i'm a huge fan of the genre. also, i'm left wondering what it says about me that i actually LIKE about half the songs in the Top 10 Worst vid.

congrats though; the net effect of this post is to leave me feeling all icky inside.
Delia, your selctions are truly execrable; Zuma should be pleased.

And Nanatehay, feel free to PM me later and we'll get as icky as you like;)
Delia, I would walk 500 miles to get away from your horrible music and lyrics. "A pair o' jeans that fit just right"? Hell, Pay ME! I'll give ya' lyrics....:>
Ok...I'll admit. I sat and watched the whole Billy video.
Something is rotten in Denmark...or in this case Kansas City.
Me so no see no vid attachments. From the comments I'm assuming everyone else DOES!
never mind...now they are there. just another moment where my mental stability is in question.

I'm too young to lose my mind!
Man, those lyrics really SUCK!