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MARCH 24, 2009 10:37AM

DhArmaBuMmer dOesN't Bum Me!

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DharmaBUmmer callS herself a "TreeHugger,"anD When I look at THE treez That Live Near HEr, they seem REAl happy. OnE Look St Dharma and You'd know Why. EveN the WeepINg Willows havE ERECT limbs!!

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What can I say? I give good hug.


DHarmabummer, what Drew you Here to this lovely WEbSite?

I’ve been reading Salon regularly since 2000. I love to write personal essays and poems and such and I used to participate in a writer’s circle here in town but our group disbanded a while back due to scheduling problems. I have a professional website but I had never blogged or written publicly about my personal feelings. I stumbled onto OS in December and read for nearly a month before I posted anything.

When I started posting and people start commenting …. And when I felt like people really understood what I was trying so hard to convey, I felt really gratified.

I felt like the bee girl at the end of the Blind Melon video

   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA

(YouTUbE said EmbEddiN of the ViDeo was DisabLed by REquesT...but Chek  OuUt the LinK!!)




DharMABummer, What HAs yoga TaughT you? I treid it oNCe, and They said, 'Go Down, DOg," and it REMinded me of quIte a few Dates and ONe Job Innerview, so I Left. But You?

This is not a very sexy answer. I feel like I came into this world with an extra chromosome for stress and depression. When I found yoga I found some peace. It’s not a panacea but it is a path and I’m walking it.


I sAW This At the Top of ONE of yer Pposts:

“In reality, hell is not such an intention of God as it is an invention of man. God is love and people are precious. Authentic truth is not so much taught or learned as it is remembered. Somewhere in your pre-incarnate consciousness you were loved absolutely because you were. Loved absolutely! And in reality, you still are! Remember who you are!”

-Bishop Carlton Pearson

I got WORIED you might be GOINg to HELL!! Don"t you beLIeve in Jesus and oRidgimoUS SIn?

I love Jesus. Big fan. But I believe that man creates hell in his own mind and life. I believe in the absolute oneness of humanity. I believe that where we end up in life determines where we will we begin the next one. It is important that we treat each other with kindness and compassion while we are here. It’s also important to die well and without fear.

How DO you SEE Us as a CunntrY? With ALL THiss ecOno mIC TurmOIll, Will WE stil be AN ass-WhiPPin GIVING Cunntry, or will We becOme and AssWhipping GETTIN Cunttry?

We’re already getting a bit of an ass-whipping, aren't we? Maybe if the rest of the country can forgive us, in Texas, for giving you W then rest of the world can forgive the U.S. for what his administration has wrought. We’ve all got a lot of healing and growing to do. But I still love of Obama and I still have hope for the future.

WhaT do You REad (besIDes Me)? WHat INSPIRES you?

I read Salman Rushdie, Philip Roth, Lorrie Moore, A.M. Homes, Milan Kundera and David Sedaris, to name a few. On a daily/weekly basis: The New Yorker and The New York Times.

I’m inspired by…..…Mary Oliver, Marc Chagall, Lynda Barry, Persephone, Viktor Frankl, Twyla Tharp, Spalding Grey, Steve Martin, Neko Case, Carl Rogers and anyone who speaks the truth and stands up for others, even if it means being criticized, reviled, blacklisted or killed for it. Anyone who writes or speaks publicly about something that I’ve been thinking myself but have been afraid to speak about inspires me. This happens frequently on OS and I love that about it. Makes me realize what a chicken shit I can be. I realize that I still give a damn about what other people think about me. Ain’t that a bitch?



WHat Makes YoU Happy?

Getting completely lost in a creative task, reading something that takes my breath away, squandering myself for a good cause, surrendering to love, dancing til I’m sweaty, healing and caring for others, laughing with friends, cooking, eating, exercising, drinking good wine and sex. Sex! SeX! SEX!!!!


WhAt SHould a WOmmIN do to ATRACT a MAN? What SHOld she DO to GET RID of one?

I find that, in general, people are pretty easy to love. And some are pretty easy to leave, too.

But if you rilly wanna know hOw tA GiT a mAn? Say you have an orAl fix-a-shun and nO gAG reflEx. An ta git rID uv em? SAy yer mOmMa’s mOvN In!

What ARE Your FavoRIte PlacEs in the WOrLd?

Paris, The Upper West Side of Manhattan (those historic blocks with all the brownstones, near the Natural History Museum) Ouray Colorado, Big Sur, my mom’s kitchen, any place where my friend Matthew is, anyplace where my sister’s are…


This IS FROm Oprah: You HAVe to Believe IN Magic to ANswer this. YoU haVE the Chance to FAll In Love COMpletely with SOmeOne who Will LOVe you Completely IN reTURN. It will BE The LOve of Your LIfe and Beyond YOu r beSt Dream fOr 7 Years, but YOu Know the PErson WilL DIe Young AFTer the 7 Years. Do You FAll In Love and Take the CHance, or DO You Chhooze NOt to Meet the PersoN?

Oh, hell no. Love is worth it every time.



WhAt if THe PErson is ME?
Well, wait a minute. Does choosing to love you cause you to die in 7 years or would you be dying anyway? Cause if you’re dying anyway then I promise to love you for the rest of your life. Just 7 years, right? No sudden miracles at the end?

Do YoU HAVE More THoughtS YOu'd Like to Share?
This is already WAY more than anyone ever wanted to know about the dharma.

DhArma Is sO SwEEt.  DhaRma is A FriEnd.  DhaRMa is TaLLeNTEd AnD GivES GooD InTerView.

DhArma InSpIres Me:

 

                                                             

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1. Weeping willow, copper, from fineartamerica.com

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I like this Delia. Dharma has a wonderful spirit.
Bwaaaahahaha! I'd have to say you both give great interview!
Oh Delia, you interview Diva of the deep south. This is so good. Dharma walks the walk that I would like to, but me I just talk.

Another classic and another must read/friend. Oh Lord the list grows by the day, and someday soon I won't be able to sit here all day and read. What to do? I am a slave to OS.
Oh, I really enjoyed this interview! Great job, Delia and Dharma.....it's always fun to get a better insight into one of your friends....thank you for that.
thank you Delia. Dharma exudes a great vibe in this interview (you do too!) --rated--
Dharma inspires me2. Thanks for the nice interview so we can get to know her better. I'm no weepin' willow, but she makes my limbs erect.
Thanks for the comments. Ms. Dharma is a joy to interview.
Ms Dharma sounds very cool and loving. Loved your interview, Delia.

"Getting completely lost in a creative task, reading something that takes my breath away, squandering myself for a good cause, surrendering to love, dancing til I’m sweaty, healing and caring for others, laughing with friends, cooking, eating"

mmmmm... sounds like KraZy fun :)
Yay Delia! Yay Dharma! Yay Lynda Barry! I like this interview.
Wow, is it my birthday? Feels like it. Delia you are so sweet I could eat you up with a spoon. And look at how cute that bee girl, is!!
Thank you, Delia.

OE, Mustard, Trig: thank you for the kind remarks.

Dyno: perhaps some glucosamine or chondroitan for the stiff limbs? maybe it's arthritis...
Jimenace: you mentioned everythang but the SAX! what about the sex!!!???

JustJuli: Where is Lynda Barry? I so miss her on Salon. And YAY for you too, girl.
LOVE me some Dharma. Plus she name checks my Neko Case, so that makes her even cooler.
*your* neko case, shel? I loves ya right back but we may need ta fight over her.
how bloody awesome is "This tornado loves you"?
actually I'm quite flexible, but thanks for the diagnosis, dharma.
I won't fool around anywhere near you again.
Let me tell you, Dharma - that whole new disc is a piece of chocolately goodness. She is mine, but for you, I'm willing to share.

Hmmm....me, Neko, and Dharma. My god, I may actually be shaking.
Ouch, bruce! dharma was just playing...
giddy-yup, sheldon. weeee-eeeeeeeeeeeee!
(((((((Sao Kay))))))))))))
Dharma not only hugs trees, she hugs teddy bears, too. Boy am I glad about that!!
Dharma, what a great window in one's inner space. Keep courageous for each step reveals the broader horizon. Great interview.
very nice. i lOVe dharma, and not in a high school way.

anD i loVe johnny cASh!

two fer one!
Yup, teddy (toms) and trees got something in common, i bet.

sensus: you's a peepin tom i think.

Dharma LoVeS Cap'n, too.
I would drive for miles and miles and maybe hop a plain and hitchhike for SaaaX!!!! With a loving person!!! :) ~Peece! DJ
Jimenace--should I give you my AdDRESs???
ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
great job Dharma and Delia! until this interview, i did't know Dharma that well aside from comments by her i've seen around OS, but she sounds like a great person whose posts i need to read. and as always Delia, you give great interview, even when you're channeling the Random Cap Womanchild.
Delia...sweet, yet informative. Prying and poetic. Peeling the onion of life one layer at a time. Exciting and inspiring. Did someone say se....good wine?
Dharma...an Austin jewel. A beatiful person and soul.
Rated & Cheers!
Delia...sweet, yet informative. Prying and poetic. Peeling the onion of life one layer at a time. Exciting and inspiring. Did someone say ....good wine?
Dharma...an Austin jewel. Rated!

Wait a minute, did I just steal that comment from Texas Bubba? I blanked out there for a moment, and it looks like I may have , but he was so eloquent I couldn't think of anything better to say. I thought of stealing from Nana's comment there but he can't write worth a damn, so Bubba it is. At least we're geting this puppy back out into the feed where it should be:)
Thank you for the comments!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS!!!!!!!
I am positively drunk on love. Thank you for reading and lovin on me and Miss Delia.

Nana: how is it that you don't know of me, sir? I pm-ed you sometime during the troll wars of january.....we friends now, tho:)

Dang, Bubba that was eloquent. And it takes one to know one, mister.

Mjay: you are so friended!
dharma, i haven't forgotten the email from you during the great troll war of january, oh no. that was easily the shittiest time i ever had in OS, and every PM i got from kind people during that period i remember and value well. it's just that this is the first chance i've had to get acquainted with you somewhat since then. for instance, i might have known from your name that you did yoga, but i didn't. and certainly i couldn't have guessed that you had such an accurate knowledge of the best ways to reel a man in AND how to cut him loose. it saddens me that my gender is so predictable, but it is what it is i guess:)
I thinks someone other than me is gonnna have a big-ass hangover in the mornin'...nice pics, too.
Cheers!...agina
this is a great great post!!! i adore both of you. this is the most fun interview i've read except for the one i just posted about my conversation with Sao Kay. :) yes, i crave attention, so what? delia, you are the funniest and the best. i love this persona. and dharma, there are no words. you are a spiritual person in every sense and i admire and love you so very much. love lvoe loev and gratitude
sao kay, i'm disappointed with you, girl. yes, it's great to comment on the wonder that is dharma -- seriously. and on delia's special skills. but you need to also promote my splendid -- i almost wrote splenda -- with you you you. over and out.
Of course!! :D PlEeZe pLeEzE!!! Do :)
I'll PM ya, babe! taheeheheheh
*waiting by the PM do-ma-flotchy-thingy inbox*.....*rubs hands together*..... hm, is this thing broken? :)
Love the Bee Girl! Love the questions! Love the answers! Don't worry, Dharma -- I don't blame Texas for George Bush. Really, I don't think he was even BORN in Texas. He's just a pretender. And amen on the blowjob. (Did I just write "blowjob" and "George Bush" in the same paragraph? I'm shuddering now. Ick.)
Suzie:
yes, girl. you *did* mention W and b.j.s in the same sentence. for that we require a ritual cleansing: 100 sun salutations + 10 shots of tequila= salvation. Amen.
Him-na-CHAY:
i needs ta be catching up on the jimenace *oeuvre* ta seez iffin youz woRthE of MiSs dElAi b4 tHa rOdE TrrRi{P.
All you flirty guys, lovin on Delia and Dharma... A sexy, yoga loving free spirit who loves sex and understands how to git a fella... I have a feeling you are playing with FIRE!

What complicated twists and subtleties must still be hidden; just waiting for the right question.... Hmmm what to ask!
Ask away, babe....
Starryeyed:
.........why do I have the sneakiest suspicion that i know you outside the virtual world...? something about you just sounds familiar.
I have just met dharmabummer and am glad she is in my life. Thanks, Delia, for letting me learn more about her. Thanks, Dharma, for letting me learn more about you.