It has come to my mind that a certain group of people need to be thinned the way, say elk herds are thinned. This would be gun nuts, hunters, paramilitary types and fellow travelers.

First, we fence off the northeast corner of Wyoming, we issue licenses to… Read full post »

For virtually all of earth's three billion year history, there has been no ice on the planet.  This is due to many things including a core termperature of 160,000 degrees during the time of the dinosaurs.  It is down to about 60,000 degrees farenheit now.

Man survived several ice ages. … Read full post »

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Nothing On

Paperback

In Color

Kindle and Fire

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As a lifelong teacher and student of literature, I am always been astounded ignorance of my profession when it comes to matter of Ernest Hemingway.  My comrades grudingly acknowledge his worth in literature, but, "hum, hum," Faulkner is better and James Joyce is greater.

Up until the twentieth c… Read full post »

The Secret of Life

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Rex Ryan has launced a clever assault on his own players to save his job.  When a team does as poorly as the Jets have, the coach goes, not the players.  Rex is the son of famous defensive coach, Buddy Ryan who tried his hand at head coaching as his son… Read full post »

The Dallas Bullshit

The Houston Spades

The Indianapolis "No See 'Ems."

The Detroit Freezing Drizzle

The Atlanta Crackers

The San Antonio Beaners

The DC Graft

The New York Christ Killers

The Baltimore Crime

The Salt Lake City Loons

The Phoenix Mobile Homes

The Boston Bigots

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Lindsay Lohan Nude

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Go to Home Depot.  Buy two cartons of Real Kill for nine dollars each  (aisle one next to the Garden Center).  There are six "foggers" in each box.  Set one off every day for two weeks.  They kill hidden bugs as well.  Open all your drawers and closet doors.

It says… Read full post »

At President Obama's last press conference he stated his belief that mans' carbon emissions are the cause of global warming.  Whether it is or is not is not the point of this post.  The point is that the man who made this statement had just spent ninety days crisscrossing America in… Read full post »

When I was a child and my pants were to low and the crack in my bundai (Greek plural of bun), my Mother would say, "Your piggy bank is showing."

With the popularity of low rise jeans among women has soared in recent years,  I have seen more female piggy banks… Read full post »

Tropical storm Sandy blew into the East Coast and took 95 lives.  The surge of water severely damaged, the edges of the Battery,  Staten Island and the Jersey shore.  The other 95,% of Manhattan was left without power and subways, many of which are below sea level,  flooded. … Read full post »

It has come to my mind that a certain group of people need to be thinned the way, say elk herds are thinned. This would be gun nuts, hunters, paramilitary types and fellow travelers.

First, we fence off the northeast corner of Wyoming, we issue licenses to… Read full post »

I voted for Mitt Romney. This is the first time I have ever voted for a Republican to any office. I not only betrayed Franklin Roosevelt, I betrayed my father who raised us to believe that if their was a God, he looks like FDR. I am registered… Read full post »

The last thing this country needs is to get in a pissing contest with the People's Republic of China.  I don't know about you but I don't want another Cold War.

It doesn't matter for whom you vote, not much is going to happen.  The house will be controlled by the… Read full post »

I am not a big hockey fan. In fact, I am not a hockey fan at all. But I think the National Hockey League could take some advice.

If it is true that you only need to tune in the last quarter of a… Read full post »

I frequent an Irish Pub which has lots of restaurant employees, about twenty are women who are between twenty three and thirty five (the average age is about twenty seven). Not one of them has been married or had a child and every last one of them has a live… Read full post »

Okay, Maybe Barrack didn't do well in Denver.  A number of people are saying that Mitt  won the debate.

Ask Bin Laden who won the debate.

The morning of the debate Syria attacked Turkey, a member of NATO just as we are.  An attack on Turkey is an attack on the… Read full post »

This is a fad sweeping the college where I teach.  The co-ed soaks her tampon in vodka briefly and then inserts it.  She then gets a nice buzz of unknown origins.

 I suppose that Everclear would work even better.

If you can't get through the day without a drink, this would… Read full post »

The following isn't funny. Nobody has ever laughed when I tell this joke. You won't find it funny either.

How did Johnny Cash write Ring of Fire?

June Carter mistook the Ben Gay for the Vagisil.  Not funny, huh?  You're right.  It isn't.

Now play this video. 

An acquaintance of mine just suffered a heart attack. He is two weeks into his recovery. While I don't know his exact age, I assume he is about fifty five. He needs double bypass surgery and knowing the cheap bastards that employee him, he probably doesn't have health… Read full post »