Dear faithful readers,
I have been absent, I know. It turns out that once you start dating, it becomes a part-time job. Before I spill into any candidates, let me tell you part of the process that isn't all flowers and goodnight kisses.
I'll refer to it as - the weeding out process.
Particularly in the online dating forum, there are lots of suitors to be sifted through. I have made an extra effort to give full consideration to all those who come a rap-tap-tapping on my Inbox door.
I wish I could say that everyone takes careful consideration. But the truth is, some guys don't represent themselves very well. And still, I'm willing to give them a look. But the bigger truth is, a hefty membership fee didn't keep out all of the freaks.
For the sake of anonimity, I will not ever post Usernames or photos, but rather find a celebrity or non-celebrity look alike and give you a chance to read their profile and let me know what you would have done.
This gentleman winked at me the other day. Lives in my town, says he's gainfully employed, 58 years old. His profile read:
i like simple thing's in life and would like to find some one that injoy's quit night's cuddling makeing love i need some one that can and will teach me what she like and need's in the bedroom so if you are into that let me know
I've decided to get over the fact that not everyone spells well or you know, uses spell check. But this is one bonafide freaky deaky.
RESULT: Block from search and block from communication
NOTE: I am doing him a BIG service by evening linking him ever so slightly to Sir Ian McKellen. Sir Ian, my apologies.