- California, USA
- April 04
- Dana Dangerous is a six-foot, blonde, busty, liberal, lesbian lawyer, just like everyone else in L.A. ***
One morning in 1973, she awoke on a park bench in a strange city, with no shoes. Finding herself in Southern California, she wandered the beaches of Santa Monica surviving on fish entrails and eeking out a meager living selling caricatures of Republican political figures, which she carved from tar balls that washed ashore from the many nearby offshore oil rigs. ***
Ms. Dangerous got her start in politics when she landed a job as personal dominatrix to G. Gordon Liddy. That served as a springboard to her career in show business, and for the following six years, Ms. Dangerous could be seen performing eight shows a week in the back room of the Hwy 69 Truck Stop in Petaluma, California. It was there, during one of her midnight binge-and-purge sessions, that she developed her famous theories in socio-political philosophy. ***
Currently, Ms. Dangerous spends her days jetting around the globe in wild shopping sprees and trying to avoid the many paparazzi who constantly pursue her. A major motion picture about her life is currently in production and scheduled for a Christmas release, starring Angelina Jolie as Dana and Danny DeVito as her longtime illicit lover, Squeaky. *** Commanding annual blog earnings well into eight figures, Ms. Dangerous has the commercial clout to write her own biographies which appear, unedited, in prestigious publications around the world.
MY RECENT POSTS
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January 07, 2014 06:07PM
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October 24, 2011 10:40AM
- It's time to take some pride
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April 18, 2011 03:07PM
- Obama Continues to Dissappoint
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- Then and Now: Republicans on
March 30, 2010 09:07PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
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take it this place is
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dating woman who can say she
had unprotected sex.
October 24, 2011 01:49PM
- “Trig, I only change
printer ink for girls.”
October 24, 2011 01:32PM
- “Thank you for such an
honest piece. It's too bad
to shit on you for
October 24, 2011 12:15PM
Dana Dangerous's Links
Low, stagnant wages have been the reality in America for so long, that state of affairs is about to become a permanent part of the American economy. All Americans who recall, as adults, a time of high wages and economic prosperity are either retired or entering their retirem… Read full post »
Ifthere is a consistent thread in my life, it is running. I do not run well, or fast. But my life moves to the rhythm of a four count beat, breathing-in two steps and out two steps, as I move through the miles and the years.
Today I am… Read full post »
"Now that combat operations in Iraq have come to an end, it is vital that we turn to the problems we face on/… Read full post »
The Lieberman senate health care bill is not reform. It does not provide competition to profit-driven insurance companies. And the American people lose. So progressives and liberals should put this dog down, and now.
Sure, it prohibits exclusion for pre-existing conditions… Read full post »
I am compelled to write a letter about a product, something
which I never do, and I am seeking your help. Here is my
Dear Mars Snackfood US, LLC:
I am writing to you to because of my sense of deep disappoinment and disillusionment that has caused me to lose faith in… Read full post »
Somewhere between John Coltrane and John Tesh lies the phenomenon called "cool jazz." Serious jazz afficionados look down their noses at cool jazz, calling it soulless and saccharine. They fail to understand it. Cool jazz is not about withering improvisation on altered scal… Read full post »
In this, I tackle the challenge of making a few observations that have been left unsaid in the frenzied cacophony. With luck, perhaps one or two of them will actually be new to you.
I start with the mundane: Why do we care about celebrity deaths? Perhaps it is partly because… Read full post »
And by "us," I mean the LGBT folk. It's just that this kind of thing...
... does anything but hurt us. All these images do is reinforce preconceived notions of gays and lesbians as depraved nutjobs in the mind… Read full post »
My body is not my own.
Neither does yours belong to you. Our bodies are civic bodies, subject to the changing whims of temporal convention and the larger body politick. The very notion of a woman’s right to control her own body is… Read full post »
I have been in a monogamous, loving relationship for 22 years. Yet the Lovely Lady T and I cannot now marry. We cannot enjoy the rights that 18,000 other same-sex California couples enjoy.
Why? Because we didn't get in under the wire. For reasons I won't go into, we were not… Read full post »
Eight minutes ago, the California Supreme Court upheld Proposition 8, the consitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. Prop 8 was put on the 2008 ballot in the wake of the same court's decision allowing same sex marriage in California.
During the time same sex marriage was… Read full post »
(Yes, the title is on purpose.)
It used to be that we prized and respected excellence.
We lifted up those who excelled, and set them above the rest of the Great Unwashed. When someone was better or best, we made heroes and role models out… Read full post »
Okay, I'll join the ranks of the no make-up photofoolery. Here I am without war paint.
UPDATE: Thank you all for the generous comments. I never know what to do with compliments like yours. :)
Below is text that has made the rounds, but I still find it a fascinating glimpse into written language, human understanding and the structure of the mind. In case you haven't seen this before, I offer it for you now. Is there anyone who has trouble reading it? I found it… Read full post »
Sgt. Michael Walcott, an Iraq War veteran who served in a Balad-based transportation unit that regularly took mortar fire, now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder. Since returning to the United States two years ago, he has been on antidepressants and in group therapy as he tries… Read full post »
I want to ask conservatives a question. The problem is, I'm not blogging on any conservative websites. So for all you anti-marriage rights folks, whether conservative or Mishima, please chime in and answer this question for me:
Don't you realize that universally recognized g… Read full post »
Rumors of the GOP’s demise are highly exaggerated.
We hear it daily, now, from left-leaning pundits and liberals across the country: the Republican Party is dead. They have been reduced to no more than a regional party, and are shrinking as fast as an… Read full post »
My boobs. There they were, gleaming in the morning sun, leaping up and down in the unrestrained joy of their sudden freedom
There they were, laughing at me, mocking me, and stealing the power of speech from the man running next to me.… Read full post »
According to the Associated Press today, Sen. Arlen Specter (R) of Pennsylvania, will announce later today or tomorrow that he is switching parties and will become a Democrat.
This is in the wake of his losing support among conservatives in his state. But a growing chorus of Penns… Read full post »
A recent study shows that joining a union raises a woman's wages as much as one year of college courses does, and gives a woman better chance of having health insurance than earning a four-year degree does. In fact, women in unions earn an average of 11.2 percent more than counterparts… Read full post »
Lean, healthy, fit, attractive people: You've seen them, you envy them, you wish you were one of them. Well, why aren't you?
Don't you want to live a long time? Don't you want to be around for your children and your grandchildren? Wouldn't you like to be able to get… Read full post »
Guys, we know you're Valentine-impaired. We know you scratch your head and blankly wonder what will make your woman happy on Valentine's Day. We overhear it when you complain to your buddies that if Valentine's Day were for men, you'd all be happy with a simple steak and blow-job,… Read full post »
I don't judge women for cheating, but I do judge them for cheating with married men.
Ladies, I'm talking to you. Guys, you get someone else to step on your balls today. Today I'm just talking to the girls.
If you're unhappy in your relationship and cheat because you don't… Read full post »