HELLO! I was gone for a long time. Now I am back! Look at this video! It is the most amazing thing you will ever see\hear!

p.s. make sure to press the "HQ" button that appears on the bottom right after you press play. It makes the image much clearer… Read full post »

After listening to ourselves giggling and awkwarding through this conversation both Fabien and I realized that we hated ourselves and wanted to die. Not in a Kurt Cobain way, more like a pre-teen-stuffed-in-a-locker-after-being-caught-hugging-his-teacher-and-telling-her-how-much-he-loved-readi/…

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APRIL 10, 2009 11:46AM

Security Guards, Fes

The one on the left looks a little puny but it is just the picture. In reality he was at least as babe as the boy on the right. Also I was really surprised when I saw the guy on the right was smiling because when I asked for the/…

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APRIL 5, 2009 12:25PM

Abdellah, Fes

What's funny in Morroco is that all the businesses have little shrines up to the eldest son, even if there are a bunch of daughters actually working in them while the eldest son stands on the corner smoking cigarettes and looking handsome.

p.s. my mom yelled at me for taking… Read full post »

You can park my car in your parking lot anytime ;) !!!! And by my car I mean my bicycle. And by my bicycle I mean your bicycle on my bike rack. And by your bicycle I mean your...picycle (What? That's what all the kids are calling them these days!/…

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MARCH 27, 2009 12:17PM


OMG I was in Morroco for one weeks and here's the weather report: It's raining. It's raining men. WAHGAHGahg!

There are no Arab kens except for this one. So to symbolically represent what is in store for you in the next few weeks here is a black ken and a… Read full post »

MARCH 26, 2009 6:34AM

Quention, Toronto via Moosejaw

Submitted by Gina "Quentin hails from Moose Jaw, Sk, currently resides in Toronto and gets a thrill when wearing American Apparel. Overall he's a typical Western boy just trying to make something of himself in a big city".

I will admit that I and everyone else in Ontario is… Read full post »

MARCH 24, 2009 12:05PM

Brad, Newark

Submitted by Ashley: "Here you'll see Brad (he was my senior prom date 87 years ago. He ages well). He used to be in a band called Bjardkur Gang (Pronounced Bea Arthur Gang, of course, after the Golden Girl)."

Funny! What a joker. Also here it looks like he just made… Read full post »

Submitted by Rebecca: "Cons:all my friends make fun of me because he has a ponytail longer than mine, he doesn't know who I am, he is a year younger than me. Pros: he is the cutest boy ever and is my daydream boyfriend. I think the pros win!"
MARCH 9, 2009 11:31AM

Federico, NYC

Submitted by Ella: "This is a guy that I work with and sometimes casually internet stalk. I tried to pick just one picture, but I'm apparently a bigger creep than I thought. So in one he has a puppy because he's sensitive, in one he has a fanny pack because he'sRead full post »

MARCH 6, 2009 3:50PM

Cowboy Boots, Texas

Submitted by Jane "I live in cuteboys, texas, population ZERO it really suks! So what is a fertile attractive young girl supposed to do to besides contemplate lesbianism and or suicide and read cbmm? Troll peoples photostreams on flickr to find hot bearded talented photographers who also colle… Read full post »
MARCH 2, 2009 3:27PM

Dear Fiends!

Dear friends. How is everything going in the glorious motherland? Snowing I bet. That's good. It's a sign of virility. Seriously. Anyways, here it is very warm.

 I have included a picture of some of my homies, that's French for suitors. We all hung out in the park today on account… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 27, 2009 12:29PM

Makeover Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

French boys! Please stick to your strong point: jaunty scarves!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the first picture he is just your average boring hot guy who was good looking growing up so never had to learn to compensate for his ugliness by wearing cool clothes.
But doesn't he look so… Read full post »
I saw a billboard for French rugby today. It was pretty much the manliest thing I have ever seen. There was a giant exploding volcano and a dinosaur and two beefcakey guys wearing fluorescent rugby jerseys. Also the lava was fluorescent pink. Which brings me to my point: a/… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 20, 2009 12:49PM

Soldier, La Defense

It's always comforting to know that there are soldiers armed with automatic weapons patrolling outside my office. That way, if a plane crashes into it, they can kill that charred terrorist corpse dead. Like, really really dead./
FEBRUARY 16, 2009 6:00AM

Vintage Interview FAIL: Kanye West

The idea to interview Kanye West came one drunken evening with a friend who was slurring on about how she would like to put him in his place. All I knew about Kanye West was that he was some guy who made the rap music, and if that sounds lame I… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 11, 2009 11:57AM

Sylvain, Les Disquaires, Paris

You may not approve of the fabulous "art shirt" I have given Sylvain. But before you put my photoshoppe abilities into question, I just want to make it clear that this look is exactly one million times better than before. Even if you took away the makeup, you would think his… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 10, 2009 7:32AM

Another Jan 29 picture

Something is rotten in University. You know what else something is rotten in? Your sentence structure. Like, I get the general point of what you`re saying, but I don't really feel that something is rotten in the universities. Your ESLness is negating your credibility too much. Not that having/…

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FEBRUARY 4, 2009 7:29AM

Interview: Felix from Barthelona

Some of you may remember Felix from the summer and later an update. He is El Guincho's manager which, from what I can gather, means being a professional hang-out dude who travels around with his BFF wearing matching tight coloured pants and going to parties. It has made me impatient for… Read full post »
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JANUARY 29, 2009 9:34AM

Rory Calhoun, the Man Who is Always Standing and Walking

-Hey guy, what's up?

 -Oh you know, just relaxing, leaning on the ol' walkin' stick

-What walking stick?

-It broke after I beat someone with it in a really strong way using the power of my muscles such as the ones in my forearms which you may have… Read full post »

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JANUARY 26, 2009 6:45AM

Phil, Toronto via Calgary

Phil is one of my top homo homies. We met right after he moved from craptastic Calgary. I remember how cute he was when he realized that people talk about being a gay in T.O. like it ain't no thang. He would call me and tell me things like "Dude! This/…

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JANUARY 23, 2009 12:50PM

Interview! Famous Author Paul E. Badeau!!!!

Paul is the author of a novel called "Culture Shock" about a French exchange student making his way in the cuuuhhrazy world of Bakersfield, Oklahoma. It has been such a commercial success that Amazon.com told me that there are only two copies left IN THE WORLD. That is how sold out… Read full post »
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JANUARY 19, 2009 12:32PM

Guido and Santi, Buenos Aires

Submitted by Katarina "My friends and I met these two guys (Guido on the left, Santi on the right). Santi fell in love with my friend and Guido just hated me because I was insanely wasted and made him walk/stumble around the neighborhood looking for pizza at 4am. Santi can't speak… Read full post »
JANUARY 18, 2009 8:59AM


Ummm...I keep having really awesome contests with even awesomer prizes and people don't enter them. Sure, many of you you feel competition will be too steep or else you arrive here accidentally while searching for teen porn. And so the amazing "gypsy makret garbage for sale prizepack" and the… Read full post »

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JANUARY 14, 2009 2:14PM

Rob, Missouri

Submitted by Stefanie: "This is Rob. Sometimes I ask him what his mother did to make him so cute, and he says he doesn't know, but he did say that she likes Peeps, so maybe marshmallow Peeps while pregnant helps your uterus to make beautiful mans"

Woah! Hunk from Dawson's Creek… Read full post »