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May 15, 2009 10:46AM - Interview win? Fabien
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April 10, 2009 11:46AM - Abdellah, Fes
April 05, 2009 12:25PM - The L'ilest Parking Lot
Attendant, Fes
April 01, 2009 01:55PM
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January 06, 2009 06:14AM - “and also be gay”
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KEN DOLL BAND\BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF LIFE!!!!
HELLO! I was gone for a long time. Now I am back! Look at this video! It is the most amazing thing you will ever see\hear!
p.s. make sure to press the "HQ" button that appears on the bottom right after you press play. It makes the image much clearer… Read full post »
Interview win? Fabien Fabre!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After listening to ourselves giggling and awkwarding
through this conversation both Fabien and I realized that we hated
ourselves and wanted to die. Not in a Kurt Cobain way, more like a
pre-teen-stuffed-in-a-locker-after-being-caught-hugging-his-teacher-and-telling-her-how-much-he-loved-readi/… Security Guards, Fes
The one on the left looks a little puny but it is just
the picture. In reality he was at least as babe as the boy on the
right. Also I was really surprised when I saw the guy on the right
was smiling because when I asked for the/… Abdellah, Fes
What's funny in Morroco is that all the businesses have
little shrines up to the eldest son, even if there are a bunch of
daughters actually working in them while the eldest son stands on
the corner smoking cigarettes and looking handsome.
p.s. my mom yelled at me for taking… Read full post »
The L'ilest Parking Lot Attendant, Fes
You can park my car in your parking lot anytime ;) !!!!
And by my car I mean my bicycle. And by my bicycle I mean your
bicycle on my bike rack. And by your bicycle I mean your...picycle
(What? That's what all the kids are calling them these days!/… MOROCCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I was in Morroco for one weeks and here's the
weather report: It's raining. It's raining men. WAHGAHGahg!
There are no Arab kens except for this one. So to symbolically represent what is in store for you in the next few weeks here is a black ken and a… Read full post »
Quention, Toronto via Moosejaw
Submitted by Gina "Quentin hails from Moose Jaw, Sk, currently
resides in Toronto and gets a thrill when wearing American Apparel.
Overall he's a typical Western boy just trying to make something of
himself in a big city".
I will admit that I and everyone else in Ontario is… Read full post »
Brad, Newark
Submitted by Ashley: "Here you'll see Brad (he was my senior prom
date 87 years ago. He ages well). He used to be in a band called
Bjardkur Gang (Pronounced Bea Arthur Gang, of course, after the
Golden Girl)."
Funny! What a joker. Also here it looks like he just made… Read full post »
OMG High School Flashback! Amazing!!!!
Submitted by Rebecca: "Cons:all my friends make fun
of me because he has a ponytail longer than mine, he doesn't know
who I am, he is a year younger than me. Pros: he is the cutest boy
ever and is my daydream boyfriend. I think the pros win!"
Federico, NYC
Submitted by Ella: "This is a guy that I work with
and sometimes casually internet stalk. I tried to pick just one
picture, but I'm apparently a bigger creep than I thought. So in
one he has a puppy because he's sensitive, in one he has a fanny
pack because he's… Read full post »
Cowboy Boots, Texas
Submitted by Jane "I live in cuteboys,
texas, population ZERO it really suks! So what is a fertile
attractive young girl supposed to do to besides contemplate
lesbianism and or suicide and read cbmm? Troll peoples photostreams
on flickr to find hot bearded talented photographers who also
colle… Read full post » Dear Fiends!
Dear friends. How is everything going in the glorious
motherland? Snowing I bet. That's good. It's a sign of virility.
Seriously. Anyways, here it is very warm.
I have included a picture of some of my homies, that's French for suitors. We all hung out in the park today on account… Read full post »
Makeover Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
French boys! Please stick to your strong point: jaunty
scarves!!!!!!!!!!!!The fine line between Gino and Homo, Paris
I saw a billboard for French rugby today. It was pretty
much the manliest thing I have ever seen. There was a giant
exploding volcano and a dinosaur and two
beefcakey guys wearing fluorescent rugby jerseys. Also the lava was
fluorescent pink. Which brings me to my point: a/… Read full post »Soldier, La Defense
It's always comforting to know that there are soldiers
armed with automatic weapons patrolling outside my office. That
way, if a plane crashes into it, they can kill that charred
terrorist corpse dead. Like, really really dead./ Vintage Interview FAIL: Kanye West
The idea to interview Kanye West came one drunken
evening with a friend who was slurring on about how she would like
to put him in his place. All I knew about Kanye West was that he
was some guy who made the rap music, and if that sounds lame I… Read full post »
Sylvain, Les Disquaires, Paris
You may not approve of the fabulous "art shirt" I have
given Sylvain. But before you put my photoshoppe abilities into
question, I just want to make it clear that this look is exactly
one million times better than before. Even if you took away the
makeup, you would think his… Read full post »
Another Jan 29 picture
Something is rotten in University. You know what else
something is rotten in? Your sentence structure. Like, I get the
general point of what you`re saying, but I don't really
feel that something is rotten in the universities. Your
ESLness is negating your credibility too much. Not that having/… 
Some of you may remember Felix from the summer and
later an update. He is El Guincho's manager which, from what I can
gather, means being a professional hang-out dude who travels around
with his BFF wearing matching tight coloured pants and going to
parties. It has made me impatient for… Read full post »
-Hey guy, what's up?
-Oh you know, just relaxing, leaning on the ol' walkin' stick
-What walking stick?
-It broke after I beat someone with it in a really strong way using the power of my muscles such as the ones in my forearms which you may have… Read full post »
Phil is one of my top homo homies. We met right after he
moved from craptastic Calgary. I remember how cute he was when he
realized that people talk about being a gay in T.O. like it ain't
no thang. He would call me and tell me things like "Dude! This/… 
Paul is the author of a novel called "Culture Shock"
about a French exchange student making his way in the cuuuhhrazy
world of Bakersfield, Oklahoma. It has been such a commercial
success that Amazon.com told me that there are only two copies left
IN THE WORLD. That is how sold out… Read full post » 
Submitted by Katarina "My friends and I met these
two guys (Guido on the left, Santi on the right). Santi fell in
love with my friend and Guido just hated me because I was insanely
wasted and made him walk/stumble around the neighborhood looking
for pizza at 4am. Santi can't speak… Read full post » OMG AMAZING CONTEST
Ummm...I keep having really awesome contests with even
awesomer prizes and people don't enter them. Sure, many of you you
feel competition will be too steep or else you arrive here
accidentally while searching for teen porn. And so the amazing
"gypsy makret garbage for sale prizepack" and the… Read full post »
Submitted by Stefanie: "This is Rob. Sometimes I ask
him what his mother did to make him so cute, and he says he doesn't
know, but he did say that she likes Peeps, so maybe marshmallow
Peeps while pregnant helps your uterus to make beautiful mans"
Woah! Hunk from Dawson's Creek… Read full post »
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