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CreekEnd UK
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BEARD, EAST ANGLIA, England (still in UK)
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December 31
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Creek or Mr End.
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Shit Evolves Inc
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FRed(tm) daBrit Siamese my constant business companion and I have studied for many years the concept of how Shit Happens then how SHIT EVOLVES. ========================================= Did I mention we're both English so would like to apologise IN ADVANCE to those who we offend in the Colonies. ========================================= We try to offend in ALL languages_N_faiths. ========================================= "Press send please FRed(tm)...."

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FEBRUARY 10, 2012 5:16PM

Age Gap & the Forgetful Penis.

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The Age Gap 

 
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. 

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. 

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. 
  
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. 

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. 

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.' 

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I've been in here already?' 
  
The moral of the story: 
  
Don't be afraid of getting old;  Alzheimer's has its advantages ! 
  
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Funny UK as usual.. happy weekend.
HUGGGGGGGGGG
Thanks Linda.
Thanks Linda.
Thanks Linda.

No it's not on a loop, not on a loop.............................loop.
So it truly is mind over matter. I wondered about that.
~NODDING~ Hidden benefits for everything!! ~:D
Just so no smartArse thinks I am being disparaging about this awful
condition, my 91 year old mother has it and only yesterday she smiled,
kicked my arse and reminisced about the past with acute accuracy.

After which She went back to the terrifying thing that is Alzheimers with no handle on the present. She is in 24 hour care in a small residential home
nearby.

When I left her I cried, all 200lbs and 6ft 1" of me.

Nobody, especially a war hero should suffer this awful end to life.

"Press send please FRed(tm)."

p.s.
Scanner I read you're recent post and just couldn't comment. I just rated it and logged oRf mate.
That is the "good" Alzheimer's ! R
I love this! : D

(but, detective that I am, I must presume a rather significant supply of Viagra somewhere in the necessary room), that no doubt Roger will have forgotten he has already taken.

All I can say is "ouch" by 3 a.m.
Mentioning VIagra reminds me that it's now available in powder form ideal for putting in a cup of Tea. It doesnt help with Sex but stops the biscuit from going soft, Kate.
P45 , Thoth and the Immortal Tink the 'God of Pussy' - thanks for reading.
The comments as usual "say it all".