CreekEnd_UK + FRed(tm) daBrit Siamese
CreekEnd UK
- Location
- BEARD, EAST ANGLIA, England (still in UK)
- Birthday
- December 31
- Title
- Creek or Mr End.
- Company
- Shit Evolves Inc
- Bio
- FRed(tm) daBrit Siamese my constant business companion and I have studied for many years the concept of how
Shit Happens then how SHIT EVOLVES.
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Did I mention we're both English so would like to apologise IN ADVANCE to those who we offend in the Colonies.
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We try to offend in ALL languages_N_faiths.
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"Press send please FRed(tm)...."
MY RECENT POSTS
- Ground 'og (belated Day)
Recipe.
February 05, 2013 02:18PM - Open Salon vs......
October 04, 2012 11:48AM - Cockneys vs. Zombies
September 12, 2012 03:56PM - New Brit Royal Family Photo
August 29, 2012 06:07AM - Olympics defined ( English
accent needed)
August 25, 2012 02:56PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Credit where credits due
(to use the vernacular), this
is a
sad but well
written…”
March 23, 2013 03:21PM - “Shhhhhhsh. Now the
secrets out.
Delete,
delete before hollywood gets
hold of thi…”
March 23, 2013 10:50AM - “Having been elected it
might ruin your future
CV?
Stercus
Accidit....”
March 16, 2013 04:16PM - “......here end'eth
daLesson. "If you have to kill
a person,
never ever
tell…”
March 16, 2013 04:04PM - “Fuckin females is for
poofs.
"Wot?"”
March 16, 2013 03:40PM
CreekEnd UK's Links
- MY LINKS
- Shopping Amazon.com
Ground 'og (belated Day) Recipe.
Open Salon vs......
http://blog-software-review.toptenreviews.com/
Worth a look for comparison purposes. I'd have put the info below but still need to learn a lot about (tm) infringement etc. It's different in the Motherland, innit.
OS get 5/10 and Wordpress 10/10.
"Orf to google the Bible FRed(tm).… Read full post »
Cockneys vs. Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSaASkCBEk
AND
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze_lur1FR6o
***Contains London/English/English***
Go on, 'av a butchers.
You won't Adam n Eve it...
'kin woof.
"Press send please FRed(tm)....."
My son appears as a ZOmbie in… Read full post »
New Brit Royal Family Photo
Well this didn't take them long? (Source unknown). The
new marketing campaign has been getting mixed
results.
Read full post »
Olympics defined ( English accent needed)
A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a
great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in
Greece.
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed
naked. 
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely
on dr… Read full post »
Don't forget your Wedding Anniv again Geezer.
No need for your Son/Daughter to join the Forces
Your penis is under your pillow Sir.
In a London Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
"Sir,
you may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall..."
He… Read full post »
Night after Valentines chatter.
Valentines or a Typical Night?
WOMEN
-
Two female friends are catching up: - So, how was your evening last
night?
A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of… Read full post »
Age Gap & the Forgetful Penis.
The
Age Gap
At
85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year
old.
Since
her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert
himself if
they sp… Read full post »
The Vibrator
THE
VIBRATOR
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door,
she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-f… Read full post »
Harrods - nothing to-do with Kansas (True story).
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely, she unexpectedly
farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
noticed her little 'woopsie', and prays that a sales
p… Read full post »
Penis worship (Morning GLory in the streets).
Look closely and theres a blue pill on the
top.
It's a family event
too."Oh look what Grandad's got dear."
Thousands of years of culture and this guy looses
his stiffy and has to carry a flag.
And finally,
I love the finger pointing.
"Oh well FRed(tm) w… Read full post »
Another Window with a View
Expensive floor space but exhilarating views :-
The Gherkin-the top part from
here.
and back the other way.
looking down from the Executive Cat
Flap.
The green elevator at night. FRed(tm) hates
the bloody thing.
Occupy America (BETA).
as good as a condom.
and the English Navy cometh.
" No FRed(tm) I've no idea why anyone would want to Occupy America either when it can be done economically?" Read full post »
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Sunset Haiku
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What would Margaret Feike do?
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