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- December 31
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June 29, 2011 09:31PM
- The Gift
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- Me Write Pretty One Day
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- “Hey Tommy Boy,
say your perspective on our
culture is about as accurate
October 23, 2010 04:38PM
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Polo. Guess I'll go take out
October 23, 2010 11:39AM
- “keep writing. we look
forward to reading your
August 25, 2010 08:59PM
- “thanx for
don't take it so
August 25, 2010 08:56PM
I lost it today. I didn't realize how pissed off I really was. And then, I lost it.
It started with dinner last night. The dinner part was great, but I had two glasses of wine. Lately, I've been feeling tired and foggy and grumpy; it’s time to… Read full post »
“Asking why is the honored and ancient form of procrastination.”
When Pioneer Valley News Editor David Aquino asked me to write a piece on the recent tragic event at the Brattleboro Food Coop, a tired adage emerged. ‘Where do I begin?’ I asked myself. Se… Read full post »
Robin Williams, as Aladdin’s genie, advised his young master to “Be Yourself.” Okay, in that movie, it was obvious that Aladdin was not being himself; he was a pauper, disguised as a prince. In real life, our disguises are often less… Read full post »
From student, Jason:
I know you aren’t a fan of people using the computer during discussions, and I am
On March 30, at the Colonial Theater in Keene, NH, locals were honored to share an evening with David Sedaris.
An NPR humorist and author of several NY Times bestsellers, including: Naked, Holidays on Ice, Me Talk Pretty One Day, and the newly released Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, Sed… Read full post »
It's January 2. Now, calm the fuck down.
the rest of the world Read full post »
Okay, inspiration comes from everywhere and everything. So, who am I to judge when, today I pick up the current issue of Good Housekeeping, as I am drawn to the cover image of Kelly Ripa (seriously) and begin skimming through the article on how she keeps her long-running… Read full post »
Are you Crazybusy? Here’s an easy way to determine, if you are unsure. Take the Crazybusy Test! (If you have time, that is.)
Simply answer “Agree” or “Do Not Agree” to the following statements:
1. You’re not quite sure if you… Read full post »
As the weather turns cold and leaves begin to fall, another round of Holidays begin. And, with this arrives my annual ranting of the crazed spirit that befalls upon us. It is the time of year I desperately crave to live in another culture—one where they are not inundated with/… Read full post »
A friend asked me this today. "Can I share your blog with my sister?"
Yes, for the love of Christ! Show my blog to the world!
I'm reconciling with god about this unfulfilled dream to be a published author that "somehow got left in my heart" (you know… Read full post »
Received this message from a "friend" on Facebook:
Alright ladies, here's a game, like the bra colour game, which was a total success and we had men wondering for days what was with the colours and it made it to the news. Well, this game has to do with your… Read full post »
Okay, granted-- I don't know much about "my" religion, but isn't
this Facebook message a bit, er... generic?
Yom Kippur starts at sundown- If I've offended or harmed you in any way, by deed or inaction, deliberately or unknowingly over the past year(s), I ask your full forgiveness, and… Read full post »
My, my my, look at what my friends posted about their children on Facebook. Their Precious Flowers are petting goats, making soccer goals, baking cakes, and hugging Grammy. Why, isn’t that the cutest thing, ever?
Jesus Christ. Remember the last blog entry? About n… Read full post »
In the fantastic movie, A Bronx Tale, gangster Sonny (Chazz Palminteri) was fond of saying, “Nobody cares.”
Nobody cares what you do. They may like to judge or gossip or blame, but honestly? No one gives a shit.
So, you have two choices: y… Read full post »
Don’t awaken me. There isn’t anything more important in my day than a good night’s sleep.
Don’t boo and hiss. Don’t stone me. I said, sleep, not rape.
When did sleep get such a bad rap? Here in America— the land… Read full post »
How often have you wanted to say that to the insensitive asshole who drones on and on about the most insignificant details of the most insignificant story? Shut the fuck UP!
When did people begin to imagine that people give a flying fuck about what people think? Did it happen when… Read full post »
I don’t like you.
Seems like a simple enough sentence. Each word possesses only one a syllable. And, yet, this sentence is tougher to spit out than the sacred scapegoat, “I love you.”
What is it about the human animal? Dogs attack, ducks peck, cat… Read full post »
Giving away a bed today. You can’t even give something away FOR FREE without there being some goddamned drama from stupid strangers. Some Dickhead and I have had an email chat for a few hours, about this bed.
I send this same email out to several people:
me— If you want t… Read full post »
Time is the commodity more valued than gold or water in these hazy days. Time is extinct. We’ve shoved every goddamed obligatory task, function, and event into our schedules that we possibly can, into our Land of Opportunity. Ask anyone— anyone—ANYO…