With a nod to Open Salon’s slogan “You make the headlines,” on my page,
You Make the Captions!
Last month, we had a lot of fun with Contest the Second: CoyoteOldStyle’s Photo Caption Contest. Today I’m offering for your captioning pleasure some new “interesting” images. Knowing full well the gravitas of the ancient Chinese curse, “May you live in interesting times,” I present you photo-weenies with this newly expanded and improved incarnation of CoyoteOldStyle’s April’s End Photo Caption Contest.
Write some creative, pithy, thought-provoking, silly, happy, sad or descriptive captions and indicate which photo they are for. I will be picking winners and will update this page with the winning captions tomorrow night. Have at it and have fun!
Winner: “Houston, about that sunspot we were investigating... we seem to have crashed into it.” (Kent Pitman)
Runner-up: Garden Party By The Sex Pistils (Bill S.)
Honorable Mention: Evidence from the flower shop where the owner was arrested for selling pistils to criminals (designanator)
Winner: The Righteous Brothers B-Side single—Chained Melody
Runner-up: “The indigenous tsetse worm of Capistrano is a polyamorous species. The tsetse worm loops itself about the bodies of its paramours, often mating en masse for virtually days at a time.” (like~water)
Honorable Mention: Franks on a Chain (Cartouche)
Winner: Gas for you and your car, same low price! (hatchetface)
Runner-up: It’s going to be a gassy night. (fingerlakeswanderer)
Honorable Mention: Jerky Chipz Freak-out Frito (Mr. Mustard)
Winner: As Marianne was absorbed into the old oak tree, she finally found peace. (ConnieMack)
Runner-up: I can see Dick Cheney's face in this trunk. (OEsheepdog)
Honorable Mention: Hey, Doc! Do you think a shot of penicillin will cure this? (Michael Rodgers)
The tree screamed, "I'm one of you. Put down the saw!" (junk1)
Winner: What I did when I had my lisp, in the shower. (Kind of Blue)
Runner-up: One brick leads to another, it's addicting (Gabby Abby)
Honorable Mention: 60% Refreshing (Rich Banks)
Winner: Scientists Discover Cure For Swine Flu In Twinkies (mistercomedy)
Runner-up: What a trouper. A wound like that, and I never heard a peep out of him! (Esse Est Percipi)
Honorable Mention: A peep, wounded in the infamous Battle of Easter Basket. (Bill S.)
Winner: XOX OXO (Owl_Says_Who)
Runner-up: From the Inside Out (Robin Sneed)
Honorable Mention: Robot Brassiere (dcvdickens)
Winner: The Tribbles' Easter Parade (fingerlakeswanderer)
Runner-up: Lethargic cupcakes are only 99 cents. (Lea Lane)
Honorable Mention: Bite them. They bite back. (Bill S.)
Winner: Bob heard that as an object approaches the speed of light, it begins to stretch towards infinity. But, he didn’t expect to find himself in such a sticky situation. (Jon Henner)
Runner-up: Splendor Ferrum Solis (hatchetface)
Honorable Mention: All right, who stepped in the gum? (OEsheepdog)
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