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Coolhand Jones

Coolhand Jones
Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
January 26
Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26
LDR Entertainment
I was born in a log cabin in Walla Walla, Wash. I won the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee at age 10, and the World Series of Poker at 15. After inventing Pizza Rolls, I tried my luck in the Internet boom of the '90s. Sadly, there was no real need for on-demand futon upholstery. After going bankrupt, I successfully graduated from Marquette University with a degree in journalism. I have held positions as a chimney sweep, international man of mystery, Elvis impersonator, and original gangsta. In my spare time, I enjoy full-scale re-enactments of the War of 1812; collecting potato chips that resemble 20th century magicians; distilling vinegar; interstate racing - Cannonball Run style; spelunking in the caves of Borneo, and taunting the Swiss. I also believe it's entirely possible that I’m the sole heir to the Jim Morrison estate. I vehemently deny rumors linking him to It-Girl Pia Zadora and I am looking forward to my impending eating disorder that will couple my obnoxiously, overbearing fame - which will be immediately followed by my “E! True Hollywood Story.” I also like bunny rabbits.


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SEPTEMBER 6, 2010 12:20PM

Orange Crush – Celebrity Style Vol. 3

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Editor’s Note: On a regular basis (read – monthly or whenever we get around to it), we the editors at Pop Kult Boom will feature an up and coming talent that we just can’t get out of our heads. We know you’re aware of the big stars like Jennifer Aniston and Anne Hathaway, so we’ll spare you any photos or insight into them (even though we loved them first). This entry is for the young ladies who deserve a little more heat and a little more innocent crushing. 



Brief Bio: Actress from Jacksonville, FL. Graduated high school early in order to move to Hollywood at 17. 

Where You’ve Seen Her: If you’re a tweener in the “Twilight” series. If not, I don’t know, you got me. 

Claim to Fame: The hottest vamp to ever suck.

What’s Next: More “Twilight” movies, a movie called “Laughing Out Loud” where she stars as a girl named Ashley – then hopefully, she’ll graduate to more advanced roles.

Why We Love Her: If you saw her high-leg-kick pitching style in the first vampire movie – well, it was all over then. The bodypaint commercial for Sobe that followed certainly didn’t hurt either.  

Crush Rating: 6 out of 6 cans [highest rating of hubba hubba there is].  


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