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Gary Herstein

Gary Herstein
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Prescott, Arizona, USA
Birthday
February 06
Bio
After some 25 years in the computer and high-tech industries, I decided to abandon the 'Bill Gates business model of life' for the fame and fortune of academia. Having taught full-time one-year replacement positions at Merrimack and Muskingum colleges, where the courses I presented included Ethics, Logic, Philosophy of Science, Technology and Values, and American Pragmatism, I am currently an independent scholar working on various projects relating to the philosophy of Alfred North Whitehead, the logical forms and presuppostions of measurement, and the connections between spatial reasoning and general metaphysics. My publications include *Whitehead and the Measurement Problem of Cosmology*, through ontos-verlag (May 2006), "Alfred North Whitehead" (The Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy, http://www.iep.utm.edu/w/whitehed.htm), “Thunder Road,” in *Bruce Springsteen and Philosophy*, Edited by Randall E. Auxier and Doug Anderson, Popular Culture and Philosophy series, Open Court Publishing Company, Chicago (2008), “Theory of Groups and Social Measurement,” The Reasoner, http://www.thereasoner.org, volume 2, number 2, (February 2008) and “Davidson and the Impossibility of Psychophysical Laws” (Synthese 145 1, 2005). I presently keep house with my three cats, who despair of my ever learning anything interesting.

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APRIL 11, 2009 7:06PM

My Own Private Depression ...

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The economic downturn for me began some 35+ years ago when the profession I had not yet even chosen as my own decided to become more businesslike. Rather than maintain the professoriate as a genuine profession, it was recognized that more money could be made by turning it into a job.

Like other jobs, one can gut the negotiating position of those seeking a job by glutting the market with them. So no small part of the job became cranking out Ph.D's like link sausages, and using them as cheap day-labor during the cranking time (also known as "teaching assistants").

 Others have plowed this field extensively, and I'll not review their work. Rather, I just thought I would spend a moment weeping and wailing.

You see, I did not understand any of this stuff when I started out. I started out because I wanted to be a professor of philosophy. And, insofar as the titles are concerned, I am one. But I am also what is known as an "Independent Scholar," which is a euphemism for "unemployed." Moreover, as nearly as I can determine, I am not just out of a job, but out of a career. Despite my excellent teaching credentials and a really outstanding publication record for someone this soon out of grad school -- I mean, nobody publishes a book within a year of defending their dissertation -- I am evidently not going to be hired by anyone, ever. At least not within academia.

 Non-academics often don't get either the commitment or the cost of becoming an academic. Nobody does this for the money, they do it because it is a vocation -- from the Latin meaning calling. One is called to profess, to stand up and present ideas and defend them on their merits and reasons, which is as far beyond merely "expressing an opinion" as a braying donkey is from making articulate speech. So when you look around and discover that this calling, this profession, has collapsed in ruins about you, it is rather more shocking than just losing a job. It is like watching an intimate get run over by a truck as you stand helplessly on the curb.

News of the recession hits me as abstract or ironic, since I've already been there for a while. Thus, the only reason I am not homeless is that I've friends who refuse to permit that to happen. But I continue to shift around from place to place, trying to minimize the burden on others, an academic tinker.

Oddly (or not) I continue to scratch out scholarly work. Nobody does this for the money.

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Cheers. Best of luck to you. My experience isn't exactly the same as yours. I don't have a Ph.D for one; however, I can relate. I was a TA for a short time and at one point in my life passionately wanted to teach. However, by the time I finished student teaching I had decided I'd rather work at Burger King. Unfortunately, the experience was for me no more fulfilling than the mundane, soul-sucking (but at least better paying) job that I have now.
Man after my own heart. I wish I had the education you can boast and yet I doubt my life would be much different if I had. History, art history, sociology, philosophy and English lit are the subjects I have loved and would still love to study. Yes, I also am fascinated by quantum physics and the philosophy behind it. The standard 8-5 jobs crush my soul. I was an student in honor's classes for the top 5% of the population yet as I got older I kept getting trouble for asking "wrong" or "bad" questions. Apparently I still don't know what the right questions are supposed to be. I can make a fairly decent living when my lupus isn't running amuck - but even then it's only when I work more for myself and under my own terms.
Maybe you need to think out of the box. Consider other options, like teaching abroad, or at an elite private secondary school here in the states.
I have had trouble with employment as a PhD mainly because I have been tied to place. If you are not (tied to place), I would suggest being humble enough to travel to take a job that is not a tenure track position that sounds interesting, and go from there. Academia is a lot like other professions -- people really DO get promoted from within. That Research Associate, Post Doc and Lecturer really do become that Assistant Professor, or not.

Denese

Here is what the Chronicle is advertising today under Philosophy:

http://chronicle.com/jobs/100/500/5000/

Home > Faculty/research positions > Humanities > Philosophy

6/4/2009

* Utah Valley University (Utah) : Faculty, Assistant Professor, Integrated Studies and Philosophy

5/29/2009

* University of Pennsylvania (Pennsylvania) : Andrew W. Mellon Postdoctoral Fellowship in the Humanities

5/28/2009

* University of California at Los Angeles (California) : Assistant Professor

5/27/2009

* Stony Brook Southampton (New York) : Philosophy Lecturer (10-month obligation)

5/25/2009

* Hong Kong Baptist University (Hong Kong) : Assistant Professor in Philosophy or Religious Studies

5/21/2009

* Southern Catholic College (Georgia) : Assistant Professor of Philosophy

5/18/2009

* American University of Beirut (Lebanon) : Visiting Faculty Position in Philosophy

5/14/2009

* Lone Star College system (Texas) : Faculty, Philosophy # 80615

5/12/2009

* Lees-McRae College (North Carolina) : Assistant Professor or Instructor of Philosophy

5/11/2009

* University of Aberdeen (United Kingdom) : Senior Academic Appointments: Head of the School of Divinity, History and Philosphy; Head of the School of Language and Literature

* Yale University (Connecticut) : Tenured Professor or Associate Professor
I am very thoroughly acquainted with all of the available sources. I have the Chron, APA's JFP, Inside Higher Ed, Higher Ed Jobs, Academic Jobs UK, Academic Jobs EU, all on my fav's list.

I am more than adequately qualified. I published my dissertation as a book a year after I defended it (an unheard of achievement in the humanities); I've published in the journal Synthese, one of the top 5 journals in analytical philosophy in THE WORLD -- the only person from my school (including ALL of my professors) to do so. I have several years of full time teaching under my belt. I have astonishing peer recommendations and student evaluations to kill for.

There are no geographical limitations to my job search ... OK, that's not entirely true. I would hang myself before I moved to Fort Hayes, KS. But they are not hiring in any case.

And I still can't get a job.

Oh, did I mention that I am 52?

Ageism in academia is widely recognized and unofficially acknowledged (to admit to it officially would be to open one's institution to lawsuits).

Anyone interested may browse my academic qualifications at:
http://www.interfolio.com/portfolio/GHerstein/

For discussions of the academic meat market, I recommend:
http://howtheuniversityworks.com/wordpress/ (read down into Dr. Bosanquet's many posts) and for a general discussion of the Highway to Hell known as the academic hiring process, http://drjon.typepad.com/jon_cogburns_blog/2007/09/explanation-of-.html