SOLVING FOR WHY
Conrad Capto
- Location
- Southwest USA,
- Birthday
- July 06
- Company
- Good
- Bio
- When Toto pulled back the curtain, the Earth stood still.
MY RECENT POSTS
- What's So Good About Open
Salon, Anyway?
December 06, 2010 12:34PM - Elizabeth Warren: Sanity in a
Wall Street Run Amok
October 26, 2010 02:47AM - Big Boobs Dominate Cheerleader
Ranks
October 25, 2010 09:33AM - "RETRIBUTION" What's wrong
with this? You critique.
October 20, 2010 10:42AM - Writer vs "Writer": Casualties
Mount, OS in Chaos
September 29, 2010 02:22PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “" Can't I have some
sunshine?
Please?"
Author's
Note: This is
not…”
January 13, 2013 12:22AM - “While there is no end to
the number of reasons to
dislike
Romney, I have
personal…”
October 23, 2012 04:08PM - “KMET , the long defunct
progressive rock station in LA
was
one of only two
statio…”
September 19, 2012 04:12PM - “When breast feeding
becomes news perhaps it's time
to take a
look at the
quality…”
September 14, 2012 12:40PM - “I think you're right.In
fact, after reading your
response
Steve Buscemi popped
in…”
July 03, 2012 08:42PM
Conrad Capto's Links
What's So Good About Open Salon, Anyway?
I’m trying to sort out all the OS rumors flying around and have read some pretty harsh statements about this website. Since I’m not a computer geek, I have a difficult time crying about spam. When it shows up on one of my rare (as of late) posts, I… Read full post »
Elizabeth Warren
I first heard of Elizabeth Warren on NPR’s Fresh Air during an interview with Terry Gross. It was one of those “driveway moments” where you don’t want to leave your car for fear of never being… Read full post »
Big Boobs Dominate Cheerleader Ranks
Why It’s called the Boob Tube

Consider for a moment that you are inclined to make sports bets. Say you favor the Texas Rangers over the San Francisco Giants. Now, take it a step further and say you are willing to wager a… Read full post »
"RETRIBUTION" What's wrong with this? You critique.
C The big “c” means I don’t mind a critique.
Thanks for stopping by. If you have taken even one creative writing class you’re way ahead of me. I’m a blue collar guy with no formal education. I’ve always had a voracious appetite for reading and have recently… Read full post »
Writer vs "Writer": Casualties Mount, OS in Chaos
Los Angeles, CA: Shots were fired in an apparent “Writers” vs Writers war on Open Salon Monday. The first casualty was Los Angeles resident Joe Shit the Rag Man. The debate, apparently started by Ken Honeywell, rages over “who is a real writer and who is not” on Open Sal/… Read full post »
Solve for Why: An Attempt At Fiction Writing. Just Because.
Solving for Why: Why did I sign up for OS? An attempt at fiction writing. Nothing too serious, just a little goofing around with ideas in my head.
As Yet Untitled
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Saturday morning found Bobby Johnson springing from his mattress on the floor and wondering… Read full post »
Solve for Why: Multiple Orgasms, Open Call
In keeping with the unofficial Legs Akimbo and Body Fluids Everywhere Labor Day theme, I have a question for OS readers. I have asked this question of several theologians over the years and their answers always drift to some variation of “the Lor… Read full post »
Cindy Ross: Tea Party Erotica, When dumb meets dumber
Festus took his best hunting cap out, placed it carefully on his mullet and grabbed his sign. The sign. He’d put a lot of thought in it, wanting to impress the love of his life. He wanted to show her he had the intellect to stand up to those horrible liberals… Read full post »
Why Do We Let Cheerleaders Run American Politics?
Consider for a moment that you are inclined to make sports bets. Say you favor the Lakers over the Phoenix Suns. Now, take it a step further and say you are willing to wager a $1,000 of your hard earned money. Ask yourself where you got the… Read full post »
Conrad Capto's Favorites
Updates
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Evolved
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21st Century Russia: A Tsar is Born
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A Day in Court at the Bureau of Erotic Dancing Disputes
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"Is Obama the Scariest President Ever?"
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I've Been Gone Awhile
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DON'T GET YOUR TESTICLES STUCK IN THE MEAT GRINDER
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Where Haters Love to Shop
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Seminal Historical-Jesus, Dead Sea Scroll Scholar, Leaves Us
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