The Thing From Bloggy Swamp
- Boston, Massachusetts, US of A
- September 28
- . . . is the author of over fifty books--some with paper!--available on amazon.com and elsewhere.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Rocky, St. Thomas and Me
November 23, 2014 03:39PM
- Luring the Recluse
November 22, 2014 12:41PM
- She's Too Sexy for My Shirt
November 21, 2014 09:10AM
- Skippy the Private Jet Teaches
Kids Luxe Air Travel
November 20, 2014 10:24PM
- Animal Mythbusters!
November 20, 2014 08:49AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “It's a myth of ancient
civilization, namely, the back
November 20, 2014 06:28PM
- “Um, not necessarily.
Miles Davis and John Hodges,
Charlie Parker and Dizzy
November 19, 2014 02:50PM
- “Musical innovator but a
November 19, 2014 02:44PM
- “Justice Douglas thought
Cheetos were protected by the
November 18, 2014 08:00AM
- “If Jesus had a hat like
that Pontius Pilate would have
him off with a
November 17, 2014 08:09PM
Con Chapman's Links
- MY LINKS
Literary agents, also editors,
But most assuredly not my creditors,
Someday they won’t mean jack to me—
The people who won’t get back to me.
Old girlfriends I find on the web—
One’s named Robin, the other’s a Deb.
I wonder whatever attracted me—
To the wome… Read full post »
The tale of the quest, in which a hero travels great distances and overcomes many obstacles, is common to the literature of every nation; Homer’s Odyssey, King Arthur and the Holy Grail, Jason and the Argonauts, Hootie and the Blowfish–wait, they belong further down in this article.
Physicists currently believe that all rock bands–nay, all human groups composed of four men–can be broken down into elemental particles first identified by study of The Beatles through an electron microscope.
There is the Cute One–Ringo. The Dreamy One–Paul. The Actu… Read full post »
KANSAS CITY, Mo. Breaking a drought that began before many of them were born, the Kansas City Royals made it to baseball’s post-season last night for the first time in 26 years, touching off a locker room celebration by players who sprayed each other not with expensive champagne… Read full post »
It was the early 70’s. The Vietnam War was just coming off its peak, and the traffic of young men back and forth between America and Southeast Asia brought new, cheap and exotic goods back to the states for consumption by those deferred, rejected or too young to fight. The products… Read full post »
SOMERVILLE, Mass. This densely-populated near suburb of Boston is known as the Rebuilt Engine Capital of the World, in much the same way that Rome is the City of Fountains and Paris is the City of Lights. Still, the glamour that comes with that renown is meaningless to the young boys… Read full post »
The Wall Street Journal
“You couldn’t have stifled it until the photo shoot was over?”… Read full post »
Dorothy Parker once observed that Katherine Hepburn’s emo… Read full post »
Darling, believe me, we’re all getting sick
of reading about your boyfriend’s dick.
I’m sure the thing can spring to glory
but must you include it in every story?
If your intent is to shock and awe
by revealing the thing that he likes to paw,
frankly, my dear, I find it a bore.
I&… Read full post »
Saturday morning: my usual routine–swim, town dump, dry cleaner, coffee–is brightened today by festivities on the lovely greensward that graces the center of our town, like so many others in New England. I don’t mean our greensward travels around to other towns, they have their own;… Read full post »
WASHINGTON, D.C. Responding to criticism from elite institutions of higher learning, U.S. News & World Report today announced that it would include female leg and armpit hair as a factor in its annual ranking of the best American colleges.
“We have been rightfully chastised fo… Read full post »
One morning when the cockroach woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin—a lawyer. He lay on his pajama-clad back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see that his be… Read full post »
&nbs… Read full post »
The Holy Trinity of bebop in the popular theology of jazz consists of Charlie Parker on alto sax, Dizzy Gillespie on trumpet and Thelonious Monk on piano, but jazz is a pagan art form and so admits of polytheism. Earl Rudolph “Bud” Powell is an alternate deity on the piano,… Read full post »
Imaginary friends who I make up for purposes of poorly-sourced articles often ask me “What’s it like to be a published playwright whose works have been performed off-off-off-off-off-off-off (continued in footnote) Broadway?”
“It’s not every… Read full post »
Bioengineers are trying to replace the lowly lab mouse with insentient but biologically sophisticated substitutes.
&nbs… Read full post »
The Boston Herald
I was walking along the beach in Hyannisport, enjoying the warmth of the fall sun, when I spotted a bas… Read full post »
The first time ever I saw your place
With furnishings of orange and blue, oo oo oo.
I thought perhaps, this guy likes the Mets,
Or he hasn’t got a clue, my love–
Or he hasn’t got a clue.
The first time ever I saw your place
With… Read full post »
KNOB NOSTER, Mo. Lowell Studer, Jr. was disappointed last night to hear that the vote for Scotland to secede from the United Kingdom failed, but he says it won’t deter him from doing “the job the Good Lord put me on earth to do.”
“Are y’all high-falutin&rsqu… Read full post »
They were, in retrospect, a Periclean Golden Age; a time of innocence, but a time of experience as well. Like the Jazz Age, they burned brightly for only a brief time, but their embers continue to smolder latterly on the so-called “World Wide Web”–six decades later!
Bunny Ho… Read full post »
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Michelle Trainor is a busy mother of three who admits she sometimes goes “just a teensy bit over the speed limit” in her 2012 Honda Odyssey. “There’s no way I could get my kids to all their soccer games and ballet lessons if I obeyed the law,” she says… Read full post »
WORCESTER, Mass. Three close friends of Mike Andruzzioni, a part-time cab dispatcher who also tends bar, were among the recipients of the 2014 Michael C. Andruzzioni “Freakin’ Genius” grants, awarded annually since 2010 to innovators in the arts, sciences and video games.
Mik… Read full post »