The Thing From Bloggy Swamp
- Boston, Massachusetts, US of A
- September 28
- . . . is the author of over fifty books--some with paper!--available on amazon.com and elsewhere.
MY RECENT POSTS
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During Pledge Drive
March 10, 2015 08:09AM
- Me and Rahm at the F**kin'
March 09, 2015 08:39PM
- Off-Duty Copy Jockeys Say
"Pimp My Xerox"
March 09, 2015 07:55AM
- The Ferret Racing Corrections
March 07, 2015 03:53PM
- Your Neighborly Advisor
March 07, 2015 10:36AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “So are you trying when
you're coherent, or when
March 09, 2015 04:01PM
- “I liked the movie very
much--did not realize it was
March 09, 2015 01:57PM
- “I'd like a '55
March 09, 2015 01:20PM
- “I thought Lee &
Grant broke up after a
disastrous gig at
the Sands in
March 08, 2015 02:59PM
- “You can always spot a
when they see the
March 08, 2015 01:58PM
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Whenever life seems to be crashing down around me, with looming deadlines and teenage sons on my doorstep saying “Your car crashed into a tree—here are the keys,” I don’t turn to religion, drink or drugs. Instead, I consult my lists of “Habits of Highly-Organized People… Read full post »
SEEKONK, Mass. For Frank Marino, the last straw came after a long day at a youth hockey tournament two years ago. “I took the kids to a Friendly’s and they was kinda cuttin’ up,” he says, his forehead furrowed from the memory. “The wife is bitchin’ at m… Read full post »
Edgar Degas is known for his paintings of dancers, the best of which depict the female form doing everything but dancing; stretching, relaxing, tying on toe shoes, primping, aching from the rigors of the ballet. It is as if he were more interested in the idle moments of women who… Read full post »
NEW YORK. When rookie defensive back Malcolm Butler intercepted a last-second pass Sunday night to clinch a Super Bowl victory for the New England Patriots, a cheer went up from an unlikely crowd; fifteen scrawny, high-cheekboned women at the Susan/Jacobs Modeling Agency here.
Ho hum. Another day, another female high school teacher having sex with one of her male students. It’s a story that’s become all too familiar, like “Fireman Saves Kitten Up Tree,” “Lottery Winner Now Destitute” and “Woman Stuck to Toilet Seat Freed.&rd… Read full post »
BOSTON. To Del Stebbins, former Assistant Director of Officiating for the National Football League, the first tip-off that something was wrong yesterday came at around 7 p.m. when he “answered nature’s call” at McGreevey’s, a sports bar visible from the Massach… Read full post »
Peter Thonemann, review of “Beauty” by David Konstan, Wall Street Journal
“You are so beautiful–to me.”
I’m standing backstage at the Miss Anci… Read full post »
I write to make cruel but justified sport
of people who use the phrase “long story short.”
You can bet–if you happen to think that I’m wrong–
when those words are heard a tale’s gone on too long.
To say them, of course, only makes the thing longer
which makes m… Read full post »
SOMERVILLE, Mass. This densely-populated suburb of Boston, once known as the Rebuilt Engine Capital of America, has slowly transformed itself into a hipster mecca as people like Evan Grinstead have moved in. “It’s a pretty cool place except for my landlady,” he says as he turns th… Read full post »
Where do glutens go when they set them free?
This, of late, has been a mystery to me.
Is there a gluten preserve out in the Great Plains?
I’m being serious—can someone explain?
I imagine the looks on the glutens’ faces
When they let them out in the wide open spaces.
After living… Read full post »
Wall Street Journal, “In Japan, ‘Marriage Hunting’ May Require the Right Lair.”
Back in my bachelor days I sometimes despaired that I’d ever meet th… Read full post »
OTTUMWA, Iowa. Facing a possible primary challenge from populist candidate Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton today downplayed her years at Wellesley College and Yale Law School, telling a cheering crowd of supporters in Iowa her advanced degrees were “worthless as tits on a boar… Read full post »
LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE, N.H. Chastened by his 2012 loss to Barack Obama but prepared to learn from his mistakes, former Massachusetts Governor Willard “Mitt” Romney huddled last night with high-priced consultants as he considers a third run at the White House.
&ldq… Read full post »
PISCATAWAY, New Jersey. When Len Ullman’s mother needed brain surgery, he says the hardest part wasn’t dealing with the fear that the operation wouldn’t be a success, “it was the bill I was stuck with afterwards.”
The total came to over $200,000, not including item… Read full post »
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Firemen worked frantically against the clock in a desperate attempt to save the lives of shoppers at the Barnes & Noble bookstore here after a shelf gave way when “The Sacrifice,” the most recent work by prolific author Joyce Carol Oates, was added to her already bul… Read full post »
WAYLAND, Mass. In this bucolic town west of Boston, the head of the Department of Public Works is the most important public official from December through February. “People like to drive on pavement, not snow or ice,” says Ed Schlepper, a DPW employee with 22 years behind the… Read full post »
There are certain artists whose legacy is a product both of variety and extent; like Proteus, the Greek sea god whom Homer called The Old Man of the Sea, they present to us both an ever-changing aspect, and one too vast to be grasped at once.
Lead Belly, singing for children.… Read full post »
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas. Just as his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination begins to gain traction, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is facing criticism from animal rights groups and death penalty opponents over his practice of cooking squirrels in a popcorn popper while a college s… Read full post »
MARLBORO, Mass. It’s Sunday night at the New England Skating Center, and Butchie Dorr is casting a longing glance at a Pee-Wee Hockey tournament final that’s about to begin in one of this facility’s eight ice rinks.
… Read full post »
“No fair–that’s an illegal tutu!&rd
Sex is the glue that holds a marriage together, because it requires husband and wife to touch each other and it’s sticky. Unfortunately, over time, many spouses drift apart because they run out of this glue, with disastrous consequences.
Diane von Furstenberg: He got bored with this?
Whe… Read full post »
In a seminal article collected in “Jazzmen,” E. Simms Campbell pointed out that there was once (in 1939) as many styles of blues piano as there were American cities with black musicians and pianos in them; there was of course, New Orleans style, but native strains developed in Memphis, St… Read full post »
GLENDALE, Arizona. As the NFL considered fines against the New England Patriots and their head coach Bill Belichick for under-inflating footballs in last week’s AFC Championship Game, insiders say the league has ignored evidence of cheating by the three-time Super Bowl winner for years.
It’s an age-old question, that defies analysis,
and leads to a certain mental paralysis.
One I ask myself as I stare out the door:
“What, after all, I am here for?”
If the wife’s within earshot, she’ll promptly respond
With an answer that won’t strike most ears as fond:… Read full post »
&n… Read full post »
It’s happened to me twice lately. I send someone a gift, in one case a book of my poems because a woman asked me for it, in the second a copy of A.J. Liebling’s The Sweet Science because a young man I’ve sponsored on a trip to South America told me… Read full post »