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Con Chapman
- Location
- Boston, Massachusetts, USA
- Birthday
- September 28
- Bio
- . . . is the author of over forty books of humor available in print and Kindle format on amazon.com.
MY RECENT POSTS
- A Day in the Life of a Vatican
Sales Rep
May 16, 2012 03:59PM - Scientific Breakthrough Makes
Prestige Edible
May 16, 2012 08:14AM - About That Thousand Dollar
Blouse . . .
May 16, 2012 07:54AM - The Mata Hari of the Faculty
Lounge
May 15, 2012 09:05PM - Everything You Know About
Belly-Button Lint is Wrong
May 15, 2012 12:10PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Actually, "There'ss only
one Maltese Falcon" is a
quote
from--The
Malte…”
May 18, 2012 09:37AM - “I'm on the board of a
Catholic school that serves
only kids
living in poverty.
O…”
May 17, 2012 11:13AM - “You already won the door
prize for knowing
"gunsel"--now
you're just
sh…”
May 17, 2012 10:27AM - “I think that represent
schismatic thinking outlawed
by
Vatican II.”
May 17, 2012 10:23AM - “There's only one Maltese
Falcon.”
May 16, 2012 09:40PM
Con Chapman's Links
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- Amazon's Con Chapman Page
- conchapman.com
May 18, 2012 09:37AM
“Actually, "There'ss only one Maltese Falcon" is a quote from--The Maltese Falcon”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
“Actually, "There'ss only one Maltese Falcon" is a quote from--The Maltese Falcon”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
May 17, 2012 11:13AM
“I'm on the board of a Catholic school that serves only kids living in poverty. Over the past 20 years I have made Catholic schools the principal focus…”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
“I'm on the board of a Catholic school that serves only kids living in poverty. Over the past 20 years I have made Catholic schools the principal focus…”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
May 17, 2012 10:27AM
“You already won the door prize for knowing "gunsel"--now you're just showing off.”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
“You already won the door prize for knowing "gunsel"--now you're just showing off.”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
May 17, 2012 10:23AM
“I think that represent schismatic thinking outlawed by Vatican II.”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
“I think that represent schismatic thinking outlawed by Vatican II.”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
May 16, 2012 08:23PM
“Tough-guy lines from Bogart movies? That's what I got imdb.com for, you weasel.”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
“Tough-guy lines from Bogart movies? That's what I got imdb.com for, you weasel.”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
May 16, 2012 08:21PM
“You may have heard the on-camera statement by the black woman who lived in the "gated community" that Zimmerman was patrolling. She said she…”
About: And if Zimmerman Was Beaten On Medication, Sad All Around
“You may have heard the on-camera statement by the black woman who lived in the "gated community" that Zimmerman was patrolling. She said she…”
About: And if Zimmerman Was Beaten On Medication, Sad All Around
May 16, 2012 07:26PM
“"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
“"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
May 16, 2012 06:14PM
“#15--You can't outsource it to India”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
“#15--You can't outsource it to India”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
May 16, 2012 04:37PM
“Bazoomba thoughts will get you two eternities in hell. Enjoy!”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
“Bazoomba thoughts will get you two eternities in hell. Enjoy!”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
May 16, 2012 04:26PM
“Yes I'm confirmed, confirmation name James. I wanted to be Cassius after Ali but the closest saint was Cassian”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
“Yes I'm confirmed, confirmation name James. I wanted to be Cassius after Ali but the closest saint was Cassian”
About: A Day in the Life of a Vatican Sales Rep
May 16, 2012 03:45PM
“Glad you provided the Lakota translation. I saw the headline and thought you were in the Intensive Care Unit.”
About: wasin icu*
“Glad you provided the Lakota translation. I saw the headline and thought you were in the Intensive Care Unit.”
About: wasin icu*
May 16, 2012 01:24PM
“Because California's so much bigger it crushes Mass. demographically, but we have our own version of ValleySpeak here--probably best described as Towni…”
About: Valley Nation (OMG. Why does, like, EVERYONE talk this way?)
“Because California's so much bigger it crushes Mass. demographically, but we have our own version of ValleySpeak here--probably best described as Towni…”
About: Valley Nation (OMG. Why does, like, EVERYONE talk this way?)
May 16, 2012 01:22PM
“I've always wanted to see Greece.”
About: One Sure Consequence of Greek Exit From Euro:Cheap Vacations
“I've always wanted to see Greece.”
About: One Sure Consequence of Greek Exit From Euro:Cheap Vacations
May 16, 2012 01:20PM
“It's not your getup, it's your god-awful grammar and girlish gregariousness.”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
“It's not your getup, it's your god-awful grammar and girlish gregariousness.”
About: The Mata Hari of the Faculty Lounge
May 16, 2012 12:09PM
“If you want to keep antecedents straight, I find "hereinbesmidge" is a useful construction.”
About: Losing My Big Words
“If you want to keep antecedents straight, I find "hereinbesmidge" is a useful construction.”
About: Losing My Big Words
May 16, 2012 09:59AM
“Useful word from The Maltese Falcon, "gunsel." Call somebody that, they won't know they've been insulted.”
About: Sacrifice – 46 (Who'll stop the rain) )
“Useful word from The Maltese Falcon, "gunsel." Call somebody that, they won't know they've been insulted.”
About: Sacrifice – 46 (Who'll stop the rain) )
May 15, 2012 09:03PM
“Correction: string cheese-flavored food product.”
About: Everything You Know About Belly-Button Lint is Wrong
“Correction: string cheese-flavored food product.”
About: Everything You Know About Belly-Button Lint is Wrong
May 15, 2012 04:36PM
“I think I know the feeling--on a much smaller scale--when being sober still doesn't feel good yet. Things are clear, but you ask yourself what's next.…”
About: Sober and miserable: A moment of clarity and prayer
“I think I know the feeling--on a much smaller scale--when being sober still doesn't feel good yet. Things are clear, but you ask yourself what's next.…”
About: Sober and miserable: A moment of clarity and prayer
May 15, 2012 04:32PM
“She's the female Cal Ripken of American poetry--a lot of little hits, some big ones along the way--and ends up with a career body of work to admire.”
About: "Find ecstasy in life...": Emily Dickinson (d. May 15, 1886)
“She's the female Cal Ripken of American poetry--a lot of little hits, some big ones along the way--and ends up with a career body of work to admire.”
About: "Find ecstasy in life...": Emily Dickinson (d. May 15, 1886)
May 15, 2012 03:23PM
“. . . you'd fire up a doobie?”
About: Everything You Know About Belly-Button Lint is Wrong
“. . . you'd fire up a doobie?”
About: Everything You Know About Belly-Button Lint is Wrong
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