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OCTOBER 11, 2009 3:46PM

Open Call - How Much Can You Stuff Up Your Ass?

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Since most people are already "full of shit," there really isn't a lot of room up there for anything else.

Disclaimer:  Don't try this at home - try it at someone else's home or a public restroom like George Michael did.

 

Ciao

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rhetorical questions, rectum retrieval, if the shoe fits in your ass either your feet are too small or your ass is too big, george michael, open call

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This is an Open Call that will stay "open" until it is completely filled.
ClosureIsaMyth
October 11, 2009 03:49 PM
Is there no one on Open Salon brave enough to answer this "Open Call?"
ClosureIsaMyth
October 11, 2009 04:22 PM
It is customary for the Open Call poster to go first. So?
Trudge164
October 11, 2009 05:06 PM
Trudge164 - Not done yet. "Honey. Pass me that door knob please."
ClosureIsaMyth
October 11, 2009 05:16 PM
I'll get to it as soon as I pull my head out.
Dan O'Brien
October 12, 2009 12:03 AM
Dan O'Brien - I knew there were some Open Saloners like yourself who would have a sense of humor about this special Open Call.
ClosureIsaMyth
October 12, 2009 08:37 AM
OW! Hurts to sit down because now I am even fuller! Trying to find ex-lax now...
mypsyche
October 12, 2009 10:59 PM
mypsyche - the trick is to insert and remove the items slowly and delicately. Enjoy the ride.
ClosureIsaMyth
October 14, 2009 02:29 AM