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Chicken Mãâàn

Chicken Mãâàn
Location
Hampton Roads, Virginia,
Birthday
December 31
Bio
Retired newspaper reporter, Army veteran, family man (3 kids - youngest is 18), volunteer literacy tutor, insouciant novelist, chicken steward. Also known as ClarkK

MY RECENT POSTS

NOVEMBER 15, 2012 3:37PM

Keep the Community, Ditch the Site

Open Salon is a community that uses the OS website to stay in touch with a core group of people who enjoy writing and discussing all kinds of topics. We, the writers, are the community; Open Salon is only a platform. We believe the OS platform has becomeRead full post »

NOVEMBER 9, 2012 11:53PM

Hemingway Test – 14 (Brainstorm)

Geddes started the meeting without ceremony in a voice that never rose above conversational. He explained his temporary regression and asked if anyone else had experienced something similar. They glanced at each other, then back at Geddes. All shook their heads.

“Good,” he said, &ldquRead full post »

NOVEMBER 7, 2012 7:10PM

Hemingway Test – 13 (Em)

 

Al Geddes was surprised to see he wasn't the only one to arrive early for the meeting he'd called. A woman he'd not seen before sat at the conference room table with a notebook and a bottle of Aquafina water in front of her. Geddes had called theRead full post »

NOVEMBER 1, 2012 9:27PM

Hemingway Test – 12 (Man from WACKO)

 

Trueblood heard the barking as he stepped into Gladstone's office and saw his boss doing his “Bart” routine with what looked like a pink bowling ball perched atop the back of the upholstered chair in front of Gladstone's desk.

Gladstone's receptionist, Cathy, had left Trueblood atRead full post »

OCTOBER 30, 2012 8:39PM

Hemingway Test – 11 (Hacker on board)

 

Secord's computer guy couldn't make the lunch, but Trueblood hired him anyway. Secord had taken his boss to The Willard's Occidental Bar and Grill “...where Lincoln ate.”

“Here? In this room?”

“Dunno if this kitchen was here then, but The Willard was.Read full post »

OCTOBER 28, 2012 2:54PM

Hemingway Test - 10 (Mission musing)

 

It had an effect similar to flipping a switch to cut the power to an enormous, complex piece of machinery – giant turbines, say, or a massive, noisy Goss press, which, in an intricate series of cleverly engineered twists and turns, converts miles-long ribbons of blank pulp paper into truRead full post »

OCTOBER 26, 2012 2:36PM

Hemingway Test - 9 (Thumb talk)

 

“You're here early, Doris,” Harry Trueblood said to Doris Wexler, his secretary, who sat behind a desk in the outer office, which also served as a waiting room. She had inquired initially as to the advisability of her being the first face to greet visitors.

“I'm not the receRead full post »

OCTOBER 23, 2012 3:26PM

Hemingway Test – 8 (Discovery)

 

Geddes had climbed out of bed, stretched and started toward his bathroom door when he became dizzy and lost his balance. Newgate saw him reach out a hand, as if groping for something to keep him from falling, and was able to grab him by both arms and easeRead full post »

OCTOBER 19, 2012 12:30PM

Hemingway Test - 7 (Crash)

Gladys Alabi was the first to mention Al Geddes's absence at breakfast. It was her turn to cook and she was making buckwheat pancakes, which she knew was a favorite of his.

“Where's Al?” she said as she entered the conference room, arms laden with a platter ofRead full post »

OCTOBER 17, 2012 8:09PM

Hemingway Test - 6 (The test)

The two men sat across the desk from each other projecting a tension that pinged in the air between them. The one behind the desk, the larger man, seemed stuck in a dieseling mode, barking his name at the other man, who sat straight in his chair attempting to maintainRead full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2012 4:25PM

Hemingway Test - 5 (Meet Bart Bullshit)

It was his second day on the job – first without a guide – and Harold Trueblood was uncomfortable in the West Wing trying to walk with the confidence of someone who belonged there. He had to peek at the little map he carried in his pocket to make sure heRead full post »

OCTOBER 14, 2012 11:19AM

Hemingway Test - 4 (Sizing up the enemy)

After a toilet break the company officers continued their meeting through a lunch of chili Newgate put together from scratch in the small kitchen off the combination conference/lunch room. Talk was broken at first with apologies for the slurping and burping and the shrill crinkling of Aquifina bottlRead full post »

 

Warren Hendrian called the meeting to order by waiting until the room was ready, which he accomplished with motionless deadpan silence.  He sat at one end of the cheap folding plastic table, which concealed the flabby bulge of his lower abdomen even when he leaned backRead full post »

Launched into the world for the day with a wet kiss and a butt pat from Miriam, Trueblood stood on the porch of his Georgetown brownstone and squinted into the morning fog, searching the street for his ride. He spotted steam spiriting up from behind two vehicles parked half a blockRead full post »

 

When Harold Samson Trueblood's wife, the former Miriam Bellamy of the Spokane Bellamys, told him at breakfast she was concerned about their son, Randy, he was secretly pleased. Trueblood was pleased even before he knew why his wife was concerned. His pleasure was twofold. Primarily it pleasRead full post »

OCTOBER 6, 2012 8:44AM

For those who don't do Facebook

This gorgeous photo woke me up this morning.  The script underneath explains this was chosen among submissions to a site called Our Spectacular World.  There are links in the script for submitting photos.

  autumncolors

 

CALLING ALL PHOTOGRAPHERS
We can't get enough great shots that/
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But I'm in!   Zimmerman needs to spend a night locked in the coop with me and my hens.

Just one night!

 

 

hoodiedchicken
 

 

 

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JULY 24, 2011 2:28PM

Mikey loves me (inspired by Bea)

I'm all Mikey has now.  He tries to pretend he doesn't care, but being most likely a completely limbic personality he has trouble hiding his love at certain times.  Maybe love is an inadequate word, but it looks better in a title than "worships." And who am I to say… Read full post »
JULY 17, 2011 9:15AM

Serendipity trumps nodipity

This multi-media piece had its genesis in a marvelous hoax presented earlier in the week by Jerry DeNuccio, claiming to be relaying a lost poem by Robert Frost on golf, a game Jerry said Frost adored but at which he performed abominably.  The poem Jerry included is so Frostian in/… Read full post »
Glanced out the window yesterday afternoon and there they were.  I could see an impressive pair of antlers on one, so I tracked down the camera and shot quickly through the window.  Lousy picture.  Crept out onto the porch, not wishing to spook them and shot three more videos, abandon… Read full post »
MAY 28, 2011 10:22PM

Under Blue's wing

I have little doubt there's a story behind this picture that's way beyond my ability to compehend, mainly because I don't hang around the coop as much as I probably should.  I do have other duties.  Here on the farm.  All I can testify to is what I saw tonight when… Read full post »
MAY 25, 2011 4:31PM

Summer's Babes (quicky video)

Summer, our Welsummer hen, is a proud mama today.  She now has five chicks, three from eggs she'd been dutifully brooding the past three weeks.  The two black chicks hatched yesterday and the yellow one with black racing stripes pecked its way to freedom sometime last night or early this… Read full post »
MAY 19, 2011 7:12PM

Why I am depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your/… Read full post »
MAY 15, 2011 9:15AM

View of Mt. Rushmore from Canada

[Note: This image in no way represents my opinion or thinking on the matter.  It arrived in an email, and I felt compelled to nudge it onto a broader stage, for which I am prepared to endure the slings and arrows of the presumably many who will be deeply injuredRead full post »