1. Neither one of them will go away
2. No one will ever ask either Sheen or Gaddafi for their hair stylist's phone numbers
3. While Gaddafi seems obsessed with the prospect of creating weapons of mass destruction, Sheen seems hell bent on creating self destruction on a mass level
4. Both of them wish they had the intelligence of just one man, let alone the intelligence of Two and a Half men
5. In 1986, when Sheen starred in Platoon, Gaddafi bombed Libya that same year
6. Neither Sheen or Gaddafi are fans of Oprah or Anderson Cooper, but both apparently love the shows "Bad Girls Club" and "Real Housewives of Miami"
7. Once in the early 1990's, they apparently shared the same airport, both were stripped searched, and both of them liked it
8. Both are on Tours of Duty, and yet nobody has any idea what for
9. When Gaddafi created the Islamic Legion in 1972, Sheen got an Icelandic Lesion from a bad date the same year
10. Although Gaddafi has invaded Libya, Sheen has invaded many Libyas
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