MY RECENT POSTS
- BATZ! - We Don't Get It Either
May 21, 2009 04:46PM - BATZ! - Blasphemy? Blaspheme
You!
May 19, 2009 05:00PM - BATZ! - Null Set also Your
Theatre Tickets
May 18, 2009 05:00PM - An Engraved Invitation to
everyone on OS
May 16, 2009 08:56PM - BATZ! - I'll Be Vladimir And
You Be Estragon
May 14, 2009 05:00PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I'm wondering where he
is too.
I miss the
WOOF
and of course I
really appreciate
th…”
May 21, 2009 02:51PM - “Kelly! You said that
just to scare the kibble out
of me
didn't you?
The link
(page…”
May 18, 2009 11:51PM - “I really liked "Frost /
Nixon" I'm so
embarrassed.”
May 18, 2009 10:41PM - “Frank Rich?
He works
for that rag what's trying to
close down my
hometown
newspape…”
May 18, 2009 09:59PM - “The crafts table is now
open on your left with a
selection of
olive loaf
greener…”
May 18, 2009 09:09PM
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BATZ! - We Don't Get It Either
Click-a-roo!
No post yesterday. We were busy getting Caruso's café deck ready for Memorial day. Pictures when the work is done. Read full post »
BATZ! - Blasphemy? Blaspheme You!
Clickit ! You know you want to!
The remote server is acting up. I'd like to think that the Playhouse went viral last night and crashed everything but no one is that lucky.
If you find you can't load the page wait a while and try again. I know they… Read full post »
BATZ! - Null Set also Your Theatre Tickets
Yea, I did BATZ! too. What did you expect? You all know I am quite mad
So... y'know... click it!
So a little bit of explanation is in order.
You click the ticket to go (now with active link)
The play is four pages long plus a title.… Read full post »
BATZ! - I'll Be Vladimir And You Be Estragon
If you clickit how do you know you did? And what is bigger actually? Relativity is so imprecise
I only steal from the best. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. As it was earlier this week when PE just blurted out half of today's punchline.
Thanks pussycat! Read full post »
BATZ! - Self-Inflicted Wounds
Just click it... but in the meantime...
*Sigh*
The dog school's scheduling software is a Day-Timer. How embarrassing is that? Sad enough that Finn was the only dog in class last night. Sure times is tough but somebody should have checked the roster.
But why do we love Canine College… Read full post »
BATZ! - Pogonophoran
BATZ! - Sending people to Google looking for what the !@#$ a particular word means since 2008. All will be revealed if you click it to make it bigger. (no, it won't but click it anyway)
Well, Finn heads back to school for his second round of classes starting tonight. For you… Read full post »
BATZ! - Schadenfreude
BATZ! - The Trouble With Ignorance
When clicked, bigger viewed it will be
Our bats are taking the day off after Anniversary partying a wee bit too much last night.
They will return tomorrow or as soon as their bodies regain the ability to generate saliva. Read full post »
BATZ! - Cinco de Aniversario
210 posts and still without an ethical bone in my furry little body! That has to count for something, right? Right?
Just in case you are wondering, all the happy little woodland creatures in this house proudly drink and serve only Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin 'Brut' Champagne. Y'know..… Read full post »
BATZ! - Brighto! Makes Old Bodies News - PLUS New Odalisque
Click it to bigger it!
As promised, we have a brand new story from The Odalisque, just for you!
This time around it's a Springtime fantasy entitled:
Barbecue Season: A Fable
because every town and village needs a man like
Kindly Old Mr Feeney
Click the image and… Read full post »
BATZ! - A Night In The Museological BONUS DOUBLE SIZE
Click the image
A slight change of plans:
Yes we are going to have another, at least 2 page comic regurgitation. But I think I shall hold off until Monday to post it.
So have a great weekend y'all Read full post »
BATZ! - These Dolce & Gabbanas' Are Made For Walking
click image for bigger
Hey did you happen to check out that two page comic extraviganza I posted back on Sunday April 19th entitled "Beedle-Beedle-Beedle"?
No fibbing now! Remember I can see visitor stats.
Anyway it was great and I would love for you to go view it HERE. We hop… Read full post »
BATZ! - Specter To GOP: "Sock It, Toomey!"
and somewhere in the bowels of Washington, D.C., Joseph Isadore "Joe" Lieberman is getting a warm soapy rubdown by Congressman John Boehner.
Enjoy, Joe! Don't forget to "click it!" to make it bigger.
BATZ! - Talocrural Tensions
Tonite Finn graduates from Puppy Kindergarden. Will he:
- Cower (no bet - the space gives him the willies)
- Matriculate all over the floor
- Kill with his sharp focused, tight heal
- Accept his diploma "Porky's Revenge" style
Place your bets and check back later this p.m.
(due… Read full post »
BATZ! - Marathon Monday - Finn's Photo Report

there were lots of signs...
some were kind of weird

Is this some kind of gay marriage … Read full post »
The Odalisque: Beedle-Beedle-Beedle
BATZ! - I Met Him On A Cellblock And My Heart Stood Still
Mark your calendars so you don't forget: May 5th is the First Anniversary of BATZ! Join us then and we'll all get tore up on cheap muscatel.
As for tomorrow... eh, more of the same. Read full post »
Sunrise Services
Now, someone has to tell me:
Given a basket of size N and eggs of size Y, how many Easter Eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Pity the poor Easter Bunny. His job is no less taxing than that of Santa. Yet the Bunny has no sleigh; he has… Read full post »
BATZ! - He Don't Care What The Doormouse Said
Have you been good boys and girls? Do you click the strip to make it bigger?
Do you have a thatch or patch of Easter basket grass I can sneak something under?
Be here early, early on Sunday (ok, maybe anytime Sunday) and you might just get ya a little… Read full post »
BATZ! - The Night: Different But The Afternoon: Weird
everyone else: Happy Passover!
EXTRA LITTLE LAFF:
I'm never going to feel guilty about reusing bats, pixies or whatever ever, ever again:
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