Carl Kozlowski
- Location
- Pasadena, California, United States
- Birthday
- July 26
- Title
- The Laughing Libertarian
- Company
- Southland Publishing/Funny Scoop Productions
- Bio
- I'm a standup comic and reporter who was named "America's Funniest Reporter' by The Laugh Factory comedy club. My official website is www.americasfunniestreporter.com, where i have well over 100 funny Sedaris-style essays, oddball investigations, and celebrity profiles. You can also buy my book, a spoof of self-help books that has earned raves from Esquire editor/bestselling humor writer AJ Jacobs and superstar comedian Carlos Mencia called "Seize the Day Job! The Humor Book Al-Qaeda Kept You From Reading," there. I am also a spoken-word storyteller on the LA comedy scene and am finishing a book of David Sedaris-style essays. I'm also a co-host of the KABC 790 AM Los Angeles radio show "The Jake, Brant & Carl Show." The essays here represent only MY opinion, not that of anyone else afraid to be associated with free thought.
MY RECENT POSTS
- The year's biggest political
story isn't the Tea Party
October 03, 2010 04:16PM - The Crazy story behind The
A-Team & other Cannell
adventures
October 03, 2010 03:10PM - TURN THE TAPE RECORDER OFF -
Stephen J. Cannell off record
October 03, 2010 03:05PM - Review: "Funny People" is
mostly funny
August 14, 2009 08:21PM - I'll Hump You, Man: How far
will the bromance go?
August 14, 2009 08:17PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Hear hear!”
March 13, 2009 02:03PM - “This was one hell of a
column! I was F-ing
laughing!”
January 07, 2009 10:22AM
Carl Kozlowski's Links
The year's biggest political story isn't the Tea Party
By Carl Kozlowski
Taking a look at the big media picture, and especially among our brethren on the Right such as Fox and Breitbart, it might seem that the biggest story of the year is the Tea Party movement. It's supposed to be indicative of a deep-seated anger among voters,… Read full post »
The Crazy story behind The A-Team & other Cannell adventures
This is the second of two stories I got to write about TV producer Stephen J. Cannell, who died this week from melanoma. An amazing man.
IF YOU WATCHED TV GROWING UP, YOU KNOW THIS GUY
‘Over-performer’ Stephen J. Cannell takes over mystery book
TURN THE TAPE RECORDER OFF - Stephen J. Cannell off record
Stephen J. Cannell was a man who was larger than life, an iconic presence on TV screens throughout the '70s and '80s. He was a top producer, who sat at a typewriter and flung a sheet of just-completed script into the air at the end of the credits of every
Review: "Funny People" is mostly funny
As one of America’s most popular comedians, George Simmons seemingly has the world on a string. But then one thing happens that can ruin everything: he’s diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia and told that even with aggressive experimental treatments, he only has an eight percent chance… Read full post »
I'll Hump You, Man: How far will the bromance go?
We’ve come a long way since tough-guy Humphrey Bogart let Ingrid Bergman away in “Casablanca ,” only to tell another dude, “This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.” Or have we? Today, we’re living in the age of the “bromance,” where guys… Read full post »
Dick Jokes and Decency
By Carl Kozlowski
Quick! Who’s the most morally conservative director in Hollywood?
The answer may surprise you, but it’s none other than Judd Apatow . Yes, the writer-director of “The 40 Year Old Virgin,” “Knocked Up ” and the new film “Funny Peopl… Read full post »
Julie & Julia - trad filmmaking, trad values
DISTRICT 9: Smart and Stupid
by Carl Kozlowski
Is it possible for a film to be both a brilliant, exciting piece of entertainment, and also a completely illogical piece of heavy-handed political propaganda? It is, if the new science-fiction oddity “District 9” is any indication.
Led by a stunn… Read full post »
DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM: A tribute to John Hughes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkNIUw0c2s
DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIMBy Carl Kozlowski
It’s odd to consider which celebrity death will hit you the hardest. Michael Jackson’s bizarre and untimely passing certainly floored people around the planet. But for me, it’s this mo… Read full post »
The Christian Right ain't a threat - this is the real threat
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE53312Q20090404?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews
Read it and weep, folks. I mean that.
While America drifts ever more into secularity and lack of purpose and belief, those in hardcore Islamic nations are committing atrocities like that listed in… Read full post »
WHY I HATE AND DISTRUST AL GORE (not what you're thinking)
I once spent four hours in the back of a station wagon with Tipper Gore.
The time was 1988 and she had just gotten famous for her crusade for parental advisory stickers on CDs with controversial lyrics. And now Al was making his first run for the White House.… Read full post »
LET EVERYONE GET MARRIED AND SHARE IN THE CONNUBIAL BLISS...
Being in the news business for the last 12 years as a reporter for alternative weeklies, I've seen a lot of weird stories. We cover stuff that the dailies won't touch, or at least touch as if they're wearing lace gloves they're afraid to get dusty. But this morning, I found… Read full post »
I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME A BOSS THREW A FOLDER AT MY HEAD
GET THEE TO THE THEATER !!!
BY CARL KOZLOWSKI
It’s not often that Hollywood deals with any Christian themes in an intelligent or respectful way. In fact, it seems that often the only times that the mainstream movie industry deals with Christianity at all is to portray its believers as either hypocrites, simpletons o… Read full post »
MY BATTLE WITH A GIANT CRAB (we're talking seafood!)
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
MY BATTLE WITH A GIANT CRAB (minds out of the gutter, we're talking seafood! )
WHAT I DID ON MY CHRISTMAS VACATION
NOTE: This is written partly as satire. While it's based in real events, I'm trying to write in the tone of an overly, easily cowed Midwesterner writing an annoying "here's the news of my life" group letter to a million friends who probably don't want it. You get those every year, you know… Read full post »
1 of millions of shattered dreams, but trying to reclaim it
9/11 surely has to go down in America's history as one of the worst days in the country's existence - maybe even THE worst.
Aside from the thousands who died and the thousands or even millions more who knew them, there were surely millions of other tragedies wrought upon us… Read full post »
It was just after 9 p.m. last Thursday night, and I was walking past the L.A. Farmer’s Market on my way out from The Grove. I noticed a young woman, in her early 20s, standing in the doorway of a darkened optometry shop and calling out to someone who appeared to… Read full post »
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