Cap'n Parrotdead

Cap'n Parrotdead
Location
QuiXlandia, Washington, Milky Way, Universe
Birthday
April 02
Title
Major Mojo
Company
Pastafarian Navy
Bio
Former human turned evil clown. ....................................................... ........................................................ Banner by the incomparable Ric Tresa ........................................................

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AUGUST 9, 2012 1:36PM

Fair Warning!

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Hello OS Peeps,

You may have noticed that Cap'n Parrotdead is back.  I tried to be Major Mojo for a while but I've come to realize that the rank of major gets me into my own personal level of incompetence.  I was born to be Cap'n PD.  That's all there is to it and I think we both know that, don't we?

I haven't been around here much in a while for a variety of reasons, some of which include general laziness, apathy and a severe writers block stemming from a general sense that this saving the world writing stuff is mostly just useless masturbation.  Not that I'm opposed to masturbation, useless or otherwise, but that's a whole other subject.

Also, it's really difficult to find the time to write, what with a new business and all.  Keeps me running, let me tell ya, and I don't have the energy I once did.

I do pop in here every once in a while, mostly when I hear about a good dustup.  I can't resit the urge to rubberneck.  It's a charcter flaw but I'm cursed with it.

 One other reason I haven't posted here in a while is that I now get many of my narcissistic needs met on Facebook these days.  Speaking of Facebook, I put the following note up today. I wonder how many of you feel the same way?

 FAIR WARNING TO MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS

I've struggled with the issue of putting up political and religious posts. I've been in my fair share of FB flame wars and have come to realize that they serve no constructive purpose of any kind. Honestly, my main motivation for posting such things is to try to leave the world slightly better than I found it. However, nothing anyone says here ever really changes anyone's opinion, so such posts mostly just cause hurt feeling and ruined relations. It's safe to say that I was not having the desired effect.

We all have our opinions and I will try to be respectful of yours with my comments though I realize that I have fallen very short of that goal many times in the past. I'll keep trying just the same. I'm not sayiing I won't ever again put up politcal or religious posts, especially when a religious organization does something dispicable, like working against human rights or abusing children, but I will try to keep it civilized.

That all said, here is the fair warning part: You are entitled to your opinion no matter what I think of it, but if you insist on posting blatant lies like the constant stream of disinformation coming from the right, I WILL CALL YOU OUT: LOUDLY, PUBLICLY AND HUMILIATINGLY.

LIES ARE NOT OPINIONS AND I WON'T LET THEM PASS BY ME WITHOUT EXPOSING THEM. I believe that the stream of disinformation needs to stop and is destroying the politcal climate in America.

Check snopes or google it, but do some kind fact checking before you participate (wittingly or otherwise) in spreading hateful lies. You have been warned. I WILL NOT LET LIES GO UNCHALLENGED AND I WILL CHALLENGE YOU PERSONALLY AS WELL, IF YOU PARTICIPATE IN SPREADING THEM. IT IS WRONG TO SPREAD LIES NO MATTER HOW APPEALING THE LIE IS TO YOU.

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Glad to see you here, Cappy. And don't be sayin' that's a lie.

I've all but given up trying to correct, challenge or otherwise deal with disinformation here and elsewhere. I can't speak to FB, because I dislike the whole idea of it and am loath to participate. And that's not a lie, either.

Anyway, welcome back, in whatever form. Make it more often, 'K?
Fact check? Oh my friend, you have been in the RealWorld too long!! Welcome back!! :D
Pffffft! Fact check THIS, you fascist socialist!
Hey Boanerges. How ya be? I'm trying to find time to do some writing again. Now if only I could think of something worth writing about. That never used to stop me before. Must be what Tink said, too long out here in RT...

Hi Tink.

Amy, you left out pinko commie. ;)
Threaten me all you want, but you'll never silence me!!! I'm not afraid of your demonic masters, and I KNOW that you and your union thug socialist cohorts want to inseminate good, pure Caucasian Christian virgins with genetically altered badger semen so as to create a new race of CommuNaziKenyanMuslim half-badger super soldiers to fulfill George Soros's evil schemes and you can lie all you want but I know Barack Obama wants to destroy America's freedom and prosperity by extending health care to Mexicans and black people and poor people and by implanting a computer chip in my scrotum that transmits the Number of the Beast directly to my medula oblongata!!!!!
Just like in "Stand-up"....this guy is hard to follow! But enough about Politics; tell me more about that useless masterbation you were talkin' about Cap'n. ha ha R
Hey, Captain! I am sick of the lying myself and am with you in fighting back. Keep it up...
I have six pack abs.
six pack!....ha......i gotta KEG!....
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...
So...so...you're saying Obama isn't really a Muslim socialist native Kenyan and the worst illegal president ever conceived by the Founding Fathers and their subsequent generations of real Americans? I'm...I'm...

Good to see you back. Sorry you've been busted back to Cap'n. I thought you made a damned good major.
i can't prove it, having never been within shouting distance of, much less seen a shirtless trig, but i'm betting he actually has a six pack.

if that constitutes a lie (my assumption that he's talking about beer and not gut muscles), then my new nickname is If I'm Flyin', I'm Lyin' or something like that.

nice to have you back, cappy. keep kicking ass on those prevaricators. we could use someone like you around here. xoxo
Rated for getting candace over here to use the word prevaricator, my garandma's favorite word to use on me when I was off on a tangent telling her my latest stories.
aka: I want a garandma. :)
Cappy! We missed ya! Welcome back to the fields of flame! Bring yer fan!

Lookin' forward to findin' our which of my lies you think are lies.....

;-)
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Well Nana, I can honesly say that your stupid opinion is much better presented than most of those morons can do. Oops, did I call them morons. My bad...

I think I misspoke Marilyn. Masturbation is never useless.

Doc Spud! Nice to see you.

Trigger Steve. I tried to check that statement on snopes but they had nothing.

Steely, I used to have a keg too. Now it's just a pony keg hiding my six pack abs.

Grif, you're the one person around here that I would believe without fact checking.

Thanks Chicken. Cap'n of the HMS Lollipop suits me fine though.

I suspect you're right, Candace. BTW, could you try not to use words that I have to look up anymore?

AKA, what's yer grandma want with them big, fancy words?

Pixie! Hey.
Delightful. Rated. Welcome back. As you know we go ahead and post political stuff here without any huhu. And, moreover, people read it. Sometimes.