R.I.P., Johnny and Ed

How busy were you?

I was so busy that..

I didn't  notice that the squirrel in my yard was nibbling my nuts.

I didn't have time to be amazed that Anderson Cooper is gay.

Really? Gay? There, caught up on that one.

I missed church for the 500th Sunday in a row.

I didn't notice today isn't Sunday.

I didn't have time to "like" that my "friend" had granola for breakfast.

I haven't clipped my toenails in 37 days.

I didn't notice I clip my toenails more often than I go to church.

I didn't have time to remember I had become forgetful.

I had to multi-task by starting and finishing "Moby Dick" while my OS comments were posting. 

I didn't have time to watch "Growing Up Gotti."

I didn't notice it was cancelled two years ago.

I didn't know my dog had run away.

I didn't know he had returned.

I didn't know I never had a dog. 

Hey, where's my wife???