My final tweet will be in response to the call of a bird perched outside the window of the room where I lie on my death bed.
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Shaken, Not Stirred
Humorous Essays & Other Stuff
Gerald Andersen
- Location
- Califon, New Jersey, United States
- Birthday
- January 06
- Bio
- Extra dry with four olives.
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Bad Poetry Corner
June 17, 2013 01:02PM - Delivering Sloan
June 13, 2013 04:57PM - Republicans and Duckie Ding
Dongs
June 10, 2013 12:29PM - Mountain Lions in New Jersey?
May 26, 2013 11:19AM - Portrait of My Mother as a
Young Woman
May 28, 2013 04:15PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “The poor little guy. It
is amazing what we don't know
about
our neighbors and
how…”
9:51PM - “You must have kept a
copious diary, otherwise I
don't know
how you can
remember…”
9:33PM - “I don't know who this
Garold Amdersun is but I
suspect he is
the Norwegian
explo…”
6:42PM - “Opening up is not my
forte. I think a lot of guys
have this
issue, but this is
be…”
5:13PM - “My rule of thumb was no
eye contact with the crazies,
and
never, ever engage
them…”
3:23PM
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Comments
Not only a grumpy old Luddite, but one of them old boys
who thinks he can talk to the birds, hm? Just like Dad...
tweet tweet, him and the birds would talk more
than he & i ever did...damn birds...
R
Lezlie
Talk about a spooky tweet . . .
HUGGGGGG
A well, all yer racket makes it that much easier to find you at lunch time! It's amazing how quickly that sound becomes grawwwk! when I sink my sharp, pointed little cat teeth into one'a them l'il suckers' neck....
Nummy!
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Male cardinals? That's a very short call. "Chip" and the vowel is very short