My final tweet will be in response to the call of a bird perched outside the window of the room where I lie on my death bed.
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Shaken, Not Stirred
Humorous Essays & Other Stuff
Gerald Andersen
- Location
- Califon, New Jersey, United States
- Birthday
- January 06
- Bio
- Extra dry with four olives.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Amazin Arizona
May 23, 2013 01:08PM - Walking New York: I Didn't Get
Run Over
May 13, 2013 01:31PM - Amanda and Her Diving Bears
May 09, 2013 07:28PM - A Visit to our Newest National
Park
May 05, 2013 07:45PM - Huntin Bigfoot, Part 3: The
Legend of Ray
April 25, 2013 08:42PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Nice job on the
interview with a very
admirable woman.
R”
May 24, 2013 08:57PM - “A sad reminder of all
the young lives lost in war.
R”
May 24, 2013 08:46PM - “James, you are a good
boy scout in the OS Troop. You
have
more than earned a
mer…”
May 24, 2013 08:40PM - “We knew you when, my
friend. You dreamed the dream,
now live
it. R”
May 24, 2013 08:24PM - “Dogs live in the moment.
That is not to say they can't
think
ahead, because
clear…”
May 24, 2013 08:19PM
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Comments
Not only a grumpy old Luddite, but one of them old boys
who thinks he can talk to the birds, hm? Just like Dad...
tweet tweet, him and the birds would talk more
than he & i ever did...damn birds...
R
Lezlie
Talk about a spooky tweet . . .
HUGGGGGG
A well, all yer racket makes it that much easier to find you at lunch time! It's amazing how quickly that sound becomes grawwwk! when I sink my sharp, pointed little cat teeth into one'a them l'il suckers' neck....
Nummy!
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Male cardinals? That's a very short call. "Chip" and the vowel is very short