We all know the standard metrics: graduate college, grad school, marry, have kids, acquire property and a vehicle.
I never had kids, so that typical dividing line into Maturity escaped me.
But for many of us, different moments mark a definite end to innocence.
Here are ten that resonate for me:
I grew up in a family of freelancers whose approach to paying income tax -- which is never deducted at source, for those of you who've never done it -- was, hmmm, variable. One day my Dad said, "I have two pieces of advice for you about taxes."
"Running and hiding?"
Suffice to say I now have a very good accountant and genuflect to him deeply.
In New York, getting a mortgage is like some bizarro obstacle course littered with lawyers with out-stretched hands. Check, check, check, check!
Knowing -- and caring about -- your FICO score
For those of you outside the U.S., this is your credit score whose quality determines whether life is pleasant (low interest rates on mortgages, car loans, credit cards) or a hell of slammed doors refusing you access to any sort of credit. Surprisingly few consumers realize what sort of leverage you have with a good score -- a lot!
Giving informed consent for my mother's brain surgery
That was very weird, given how deeply private she always was. I looked, literally, into her head, staring at the four-inch tumor on X-ray that soon, successfully, came out.
Putting my mother into a nursing home
Pretty much the hell you'd expect: having to sell 95 percent of her things and make consequential decisions quickly. Being an only child makes it both easier and harder.
Getting a colonoscopy
For those of you under 50, something to look forward to! (And those putting it off out of fear, it's no big deal. You have one wearying day beforehand to cleanse you colon, go to sleep during the procedure. Done.)
Knowing your neighbors
When you're young, single and often behaving badly, you may not want to know your neighbors. Who was that guy/girl skulking out of your apartment? What were those weird noises at 3 a.m.? Once you're a bit older, maybe traveling for work, maybe with a place you own and/or value more than a dive shared with six roomies, having kind and watchful neighbors is a wonderful thing.
Regular mammograms/Pap smears/prostate exams
I'm always a little stunned when I hear of someone, (who has health insurance, which in the U.S. means these are no-brainers), who skips these essential tests. No one wants to hear bad news. My mother has survived breast cancer, so mammo day is always a little shaky for me. But seriously? Just do it!
Joining a faith community
No disrespect to atheists and agnostics. But for many of us, finding a congenial place to nurture your spiritual growth is a major step. It's easy to focus solely on family/work/friends/fun -- until the shit hits the fan.
Making a will/living will/power of attorney/health care proxy
So cheery! But if you have been fortunate enough to have accumulated anything of value, it's worth deciding who to leave it to. And facing any sort of major surgery -- even childbirth, my mom-pals tell me -- means facing the scariest of fears about mortality or severe injury.
How about you?
What milestones have marked your path to adulthood?