Notes: This post didn't go in the direction I expected. Capitalization is exactly the way I want it.

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There's been far too much rain here in Mountainville. Barnacles grow on the fat beagle. There's green shit all over the back yard. Mrs. mrflbrgr, the Ohio native, says it's called "grass".… Read full post »

Use your imagination for just a moment. If you don't have an imagination, borrow one from the person next to you. Now picture this:

You're walking along a street, minding your own business. Suddenly, you're accosted by a short man in a black rubber tank-top and paisley hip-waders. He runs up… Read full post »

I set up this blog a couple of months ago. Since then, I have assiduously avoided committing myself to it. The madness must end.

Sadly, I can't do anything about the madness. I'll just compose my first post instead.

So: Hello. I'm brt. I live in Colorado, and I'm proud… Read full post »