JUNE 23, 2012 9:39AM

Britain Fails the 'Turing Test'

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     Every one of you reading this owes a huge debt to a man born 100 years ago today, and who died far too young.
     Alan Turing was his name, and he was an eccentric mathematical and computer genius.
     It has been said he was the one indispensible person in breaking the German Enigma code in the Second World War at Bletchley Park in England. His inspiration and lateral thinking saved countless lives, particularly those aboard convoy ships supplying Britain with vital troops, food and war materiel from North America.
     He would later help develop the first practical computer and come up with ideas about artificial intelligence, including its first axiom, the Turing Test: Can an uninformed human in a blind test tell whether he or she is communicating with a computer.
     But Alan Turing was also a semi-closeted homosexual, hounded by the zealous minions of the very country he helped save from extinction.
     His reward? A conviction for gross indency, revocation of his security clearance, public humiliation and chemical castration. He couldn't even fall back on his war record, because his code-breaking efforts remained classified for decades.
     He died after eating a cyanide-laced apple in 1954. Was it murder, accident or suicide? No one outside the shadowy world of the British secret service knows for certain.
     While Her Majesty's Government saw fit to "apologise" to Turing in 2009, efforts to have him posthumously pardoned have been spurned.
      Why? Officially -- and legalistically, of course -- it's because engaging in homosexual activities was a crime in the England of the 1950s (as it was in many countries), despite what went on in Britain's notorious public schools. Therefore, Alan Turing was lawfully convicted.
     Perhaps American mathematician Dennis Hejhal, quoted in The Guardian, said it best: "The real reason is OBVIOUS. They do not want thousands of old men saying pardon us too."
     Hejhal goes on to say he hopes the refusal creates a "hullabaloo", and I hope so too -- why shouldn't they all be absolved?
     Unhappily, a petition for a Turing pardon to HMG cannot be signed if you're not a resident of the UK or a British citizen. So far, there are more than 34,000 names on it.
     As for the mandarins in government, it's pretty obvious to me they fail the Turing Test.
     No shock.

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I read about Alan Turing elsewhere yesterday for the first time. I was ignorant of the man and his accomplishments. No surprise considering it was classified info. In my books, there is absolutely no pardon for the government. If Turing was pardoned, I would love to hear the rally of thousands of others saying, "Me too, me too..."

That would put the palace in a spin, wouldn't it?
Now here's a historical piece that I *am* quite familiar with. While it's beyond-disgraceful what happened to him in those less enlightened times (ah, the "good old days"), the UK government refusing to pardon him and all others charged for homosexual conduct is unforgivable. It enrages me.

Thanks for this, Bo.
I knew of Alan Turing and his famous test; I am, after all, a devotee of good quality Science Fiction and his name and test are well known axioms in SciFi.

I was not aware of him being gay, though. While it is ridiculous that such laws were on the books at that time, they WERE there and, as such, were the law.

I would say that HMG did the right thing by offering an apology due to that law being "bad law", but I would also say that HMG has no business offering a pardon to anyone who breached that law while it WAS law.

The apology ought to be extended to cover anyone who was convicted under that law as well. Again, solely because it was "bad law" and not for convicting people based on breach of a "law on the books" at that time.

;-)
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The UK petition only allows for UK residents or citizens to sign. But thanks much for making the effort.
I got onto to Turing's work (not that I understood it very well then or now) and his story in the early 70s. That's mostly because I heard from someone who was involved about the Ultra secret before it was declassified. I still can't believe how shabbily Turing was treated.

Me too, VA, me too. I think it's a disgrace.

Yeah, Sky, that's the legalistic approach -- but it's one with which I heartily disagree. The law is, after all, an ass, and they're hiding behind it. Why apologise to him at all if that's the case? But I do agree that those apologies should have been across the board.

Yeah, I know, ONL. I put it in for people who were interested enough to check it out, or for any Brits who might read this and wish to chime in.
I read his Turing Test essay and a couple of others at university and admired him then. A bit later when I began to read a lot about espionage, I came across him again and was doubly impressed. Of course the UK government should pardon him and all the others who were ridiculously charged under the bigoted laws of the time. His death really is a mystery isn't it.
Not many years ago, a surgeon doing a small operation, chatted with me. He was British and I was studying Oscar Wilde. He told me he wanted to name his son Oscar, but his mother said, "No one in England has named their child Oscar in 150 years, and my grandson will not be the first."

England has a long, long history of this...
At that time I'm also sure there were many more high ups in both governments that were closet homosexual it was a scandal big time. He was a brilliant mind no matter how you look at it. Talk at you...o/e
Yah, Abra. I've never been completely convinced of the "official" account of his death. He was brilliant, and Lord only knows how much the development of computing was set back. And his contribution to the Allied war effort was enormous and unknown for years.

Kate, you are absolutely right, and the hideous thing is the hypocrisy of it all. That's an interesting anecdote. Maybe you should expand on it?

Snarky, he was sui generis and I'd have loved to have the opportunity to talk to him. I had at one time some thoughts of my own....

O/E, you know that's true. Especially for the products of the so-called "public schools". It was just swept under the carpet to protect the "guilty". I'll never figure out why they hounded Turing. Grotesque.
Download the video "Wilde" starring Stephen Frye who channels Oscar Wilde, and it was Jude Law's breakout role as Lord Alfred Douglas, his former lover, whose father, the Marquess of Queensbury, was sued by Wilde for libel, after coming to his dinner club and leaving a card asking for "Oscar Wilde the sodimite" (he spelled sodomite wrong) and Wilde sued him.

During the trial (and Wilde was at the height of his career) his relationships with "rent boys" became public after Queensbury paid them to testified (they told the truth, but he paid to find them).

Wilde had to drop the libel charges, but the notoriety led him to be jailed for 2 years in prison for "gross indecency" which turned out to be fatal. He endured an untreated ear infection while in jail, which turned into cerebral meningitis.

He had a dream the day before he died, that he had "supped with the dead." One of his few last remaining friends quipped, "I bet you were the life and soul of the party."

So that is why British mother's still do not name their son's Oscar.
I too knew nothing about this until a few days ago and thank you for filling in all the details.

Disgraceful on many levels and I hope the petition succeeds in its mission. Although I live in the UK I'm not a British citizen so can't sign it.

One of many times I feel glad I'm not a true Brit!
Seen the film, Kate. It's ... well, it's terrible. The image of Frye as an exhausted Wilde on that treadmill is haunting. I can scarcely believe that it was considered a fit punishment for such a "crime" -- or any other crime, come to that. Just brutal.

Linda, I believe if you live in the UK, you can sign the petition, citizen or not. It's just us uitlanders that can't.
Pardoning criminals -- political and otherwise, is a longstanding and well-intentioned (if sometimes abused) tradition Stateside.

In Britain, I'm petty sure Sir Anthony Blunt was a known Russian spy, one of the infamous Cambridge spies, but he was protected by the Royal family because he was a valued art curator.

The Brits could also look to us in the case of Richard Nixon, pardoned before he could be tried for crimes he essentially confessed to by resigning, crimes that corroded the country's moral standing. If a skunk like Nixon can be pardoned at the height of his notoriety, why can't the Brits pardon a true war hero for being what he was? It's like punishing him because he had a nose.

And please don't tell me "because it was the law at the time." Laws are made, broken, re-defined all the time. Men make laws, and they've made some pretty stupid ones for thousands of years. (The whole country seems to be betting that the ACA is about to be remade by the Supreme Court on Thursday, for God's sake.).

Turing saved countless lives. He deserves to be lionized, not dismissed or forgotten.
such a sad end to a brilliant man.
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Thanks, JH. I concur totally, and thanks for reminding me about Nixon's case. Yes indeed, Blunt was one of the "Cambridge Five", along with Philby, Maclean, Burgess and Cairncross (and quite possibly others).

Funny how none of them was prosecuted for treason -- or anything else, insofar as I remember -- which was a crime then and now.
Hi again, Poppi. Yes, it was a tragic end, one hastened by hypocritical homophobes. He deserved much better.
What disgusting and inexcusable treatment of someone who should have been an international hero. And from a country with more than its share of old queens.
Thanks for dropping by, Margaret. Yes, it's incomprehensible, as is the general lack of knowledge about him. Recently read a (not that good) bio of him, and the picture is even bleaker than the one I painted here. And too true about the hypocrisy of it all.
I recently read about Turing and the Turing Test but didn't know any of this. Sigh. Seems like we never run out of excuses to hate.
(Cappy, let me say how pleased I am to see you around here again. I trust all has gone well since last we spoke.)

Turing was sui generis. His accomplishments and his brilliance could not protect him from the vile prejudices of his time -- not that anything much has changed, apparently.
Sorry I am so late in coming around. Every time I think nothing can shock me anymore there is something that is pointed out. One would hope this sort of thing would be past us now...but sadly it isn't.

Thanks for calling attention to it.
Hi there, my fine SoCal friend. Good to see you again.

Yeah, I can't believe what was done to him and many others under the law back then. It's almost impossible to credit. You're right: Homophobia (and a lot of other ills) still exists, but at least it's no longer part of the Criminal Code.