Blittie

Blittie
Location
California, USA
Birthday
June 01
Title
Cat of Superior Intelligence
Company
Organization of Cats Who Can Spell
Bio
I live with a very naughty kitten named PurrBuddy, a lap-loving Siamese named Lily and some humans that I have coerced into serving me dinner and cleaning my litter box. June 1st is not my birthday, it is the day I was adopted from the animal shelter.

MARCH 1, 2011 11:10AM

Blittie's Bowl of Stale Doughnuts And Cat Poo Coffee

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SBinPrague  

About 5 years ago, I used to watch a show called Passport to Europe with host, Samantha Brown.  I watched that show like it was a religion.  On one such episode, the host visited Prague and took the viewers to a café called Café Imperial.

CafeImperialCeiling2
 

So, the story about this café is as follows: a bowl of stale doughnuts can be purchased and thrown at other patrons of the café.  A czech novel called Saturnin prompted the idea and the café decided to have a bowl of yesterday's doughnuts for sale as a gag.  Here's the psychology behind the doughnuts:

1. Those who would look at a bowl of doughnuts and think nothing;
2. those who dream of throwing them, and;
3. those who would actually do it. 

I look at this list and wonder who actually would do it because I would probably look at a bowl of doughnuts sitting out and think, "Who would leave a bowl of doughnuts out to get all nasty?"  I guess my response isn't on the list because I am thinking something about the doughnuts, but not that I'd like to throw them at people.

Donuts2

Anyway, I guess when it comes down to it, maybe those people who would think it was fun to throw stale doughnuts at other are better off.  Being a jerk these days seems to be the way to get ahead in the world.  Although I may not think to walk into a café, buy a bunch of old doughnuts and throw them at people who are just trying to relax; I may buy them and throw them at people who make others miserable.

CeilingCatCafeImperial 

Well, I suppose if one is going to order a bowl of stale doughnuts, then it is best that recommend the cat poo coffee to go with it.  This type of coffee is not sold, at least not to my knowledge, at this particular café.  For that, we internet travellers can return to our own crowded gourmet cafés at home.  Okay, this coffee is not made with your average housecat poo. It's made with civet poo, a wildcat from Indonesia.  Kopi luwak = coffee made from the beans passed through the digestive system of the civet and found in its feces.  The exact process goes like this:  civets like to eat the coffee berries and as a result, the berries break down in the civet's stomach and the coffee bean is passed through the animal's digestive system.  A coffee farmer can then pluck the beans out of the 'leavings' of the civet.  These beans are highly prized the world over and such a coffee made from the beans fetches quite a price (more than Blittie can afford or would ever spend on a cup of coffee).  I have a picture of the civet for you...

kopiluwakBerriesCivet 

Sounds like a plan to me: stale doughnuts and cat poo coffee for breakfast.  Yum yum!  Thus endth my blog for Foodie Tuesday.

Photo credits: 

Samantha Brown in Prague

Café Imperial's Ceiling

Fancy Doughnuts

Civet with coffee berries

Kudos to the person who took the Ceiling Cat photo.  It's fabulous.  I wanted to put it into the Café Imperial ceiling, but it is so lovely that I couldn't deface it.

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Blittie, I have new name for a line of coffee shops "Civetbucks."

By the way, shoes work out well for throwing at people, however when one is thrown at George W. Bush the person throwing the shoe might end up "disappeared."
I used to love this show..The cat poo coffee kind of threw me so early in the morning..:)
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My heart went out to those donuts. I can't imagine stale donuts. They could have been put in plastic bags and savored the next day with a cup of real coffee. Oh geez, I really want a donut now, dunked in not cat poo coffee and oh so delicately tasted and enjoyed. I could eat a whole bowl full of them.
Blittie, I love that show! Sammie is hawt! Cat poo coffee...not hot...I think it goes in with the list that includes jeans that are frozen and not washed. xox
If I ever drink a cup of coffee where the beans had to pass through anything, much less a civets, whatever that is, somebody shoot me, I have lost my mind!
Thanks to all for stopping by my blog.
I wish you all the best,
Blittie
Thanks for those memories. The start of the roasted beans is surprising and more...
Its all true. Nearly as bizarre as the Baby GaGa Ice cream available in London and on a g,g,google.co.uk near you.

Perhaps a new nursey rhyme "The Cat Shat on the Mat?
Saying 'poo' is so 1999 deary - wot wot.

"Press send FRed(tm) 'they' know not what they are doing in the Colonies or would drink Tea - leaf not bags - with a splash of milk. Yes we're here to help Boy."
Cute post. I'm going now, to make a cup of coffee - not THAT kind, but instead the cheap kind that nothin' and nobody has had in their digestive system before me.
Gawd Blittie - that made me choke over my morning coffee!! I had to do a double take at the grains at the bottom of th cup. I don't know if I could even touch a donut, never mind throw one. The smell of donuts makes me queasy.
And I used to watch Samantha's show, too. Whatever happened to it??