My Birthday.
I received the following note tucked into my Card, it speaks volumes to my wife's rather off the wall sense of humor.
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Dame Chanel cat will be appearing whenever she feels like it at the Sir Sal Beagle theater in Frederick Md. Best known for her high pitched operatic yowling, she ventures into new territory in her one cat show,
"My Apartment, I've marked the whole thing."
Her dramatic monologues include, "It's not that I dislike you, you're just beneath my notice." and "Feed me you nameless kitchen maid."
"Refreshing and Timely" - Thorne Grandiose, Houston Sock Puppet Monthly.
"It's not my fault, I wasn't there." Mitt Romney.
Her show however has drawn criticism from the Rodent-American community.
"We find this offensive." Says Dr Rat Algernon, "We are not a special interest group. We just want equal time to express our point of view."
"Cheese, Cheese, Cheese!" He Added.


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