Barbara Joanne

Barbara Joanne

Barbara Joanne
Location
Moscow, Russia
Birthday
December 13
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"Don't get even, get mad." Frank Sinatra

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MARCH 4, 2015 2:45PM

Mr. Obama's Challenge

MSNBC Network President:

"As many of you know, President Obama will shortly be addressing the nation on a matter of grave national interest, the "Blue and Black or White and Gold Dress" issue.  We, along with most of the major networks, have cancelled our regular programing in order to bring
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FEBRUARY 19, 2015 2:29PM

SAVING YOUR VIRGINITY!

Some of you gals may recall a time when virginity was a virtue to be guarded.  A time when fighting off your date on a Saturday night was a laborious process to be rewarded at some point someday in the future when your beloved dad walked you in white down the aisle.Read full post »
FEBRUARY 14, 2015 4:33PM

Random Folk, How Not to be a Victim


In an interview with Vox published on Monday, February 9th, President Obama said, “It is entirely legitimate for the American people to be deeply concerned when you’ve got a bunch of violent, vicious zealots who behead people or randomly shoot a bunch of folks in a deli i

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A few weeks ago The Daily Mail carried a story about male frontal nudity at a recent Paris fashion show.  The pictures were, of course, published as well.  As a female who does not hate men (really, really!), but does think the feminist idea that gals are as "stimulated" by male… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 6, 2015 12:33PM

No Name

 

The legs are embarrassingly awkward in white,

Wobbly and foolishly batting the air,

As an hysterical female he speeds fast and full to below,

Struggling against it,

Such an extravagant show.

He's dressed all ordinary,

Well wouldn't you know, 

Trying to hide, yep that's what I think.

And h… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 5, 2015 2:01PM

A Last Song



The wisp is nothing at first to fear,

A mere hiss beyond in a small funnel of grey,

The whoosh of the flicker of flame is far,

A startle for old women so far away,

The slither of red is just a rare snake,

To be captured on

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FEBRUARY 5, 2015 12:06PM

You Know What, Amy, Stop Excusing Terror

Safe Bet Whatever the fuck wrote this about that poor Jordanian man who was murdered by ISIS.  

 

Okay, zanelle, and I'm not condemning you here, I'm just curious...

You write an entire post about how terrible is the murder of one guy (who was attacking THEM, btw) and how ISIL
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Sometimes when changing the sheets, their sweet air-dried cotton parachuting up to the ceiling and sprinkling the whisper of a nearly-lost, fresh spring scent around the bedroom, she would, in something near a panic, and as they were floating down in a soft whish, clasp them suddenly

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ipa

 

It wasn't that long ago.  Not in an astronomical sense, nor in a cultural or relative one.  Humphrey Bogart was 19, perhaps "looking for a job", as Rick reminisces with Ilsa in Bogart's most memorable film.  John Kennedy was one.  Frank Sinatra was a nRead full post »

When I read that the Supreme Leader of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, had said that a "horrible Zionist current" had been managing world affairs for "about 400 years",  my first response, my first argument really - and I admit to a mind that works in a queer manner - was of EddieRead full post »

APRIL 12, 2012 2:00AM

Laws Off

APRIL 5, 2011 2:46AM

Laws off This Body; How the Left Stifles Freedom

 

In the United States, when the government and political opponents try to control

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APRIL 12, 2012 1:58AM

Celebrate

MAY 7, 2011 12:29PM

Celebrate a Good War!

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APRIL 12, 2012 1:52AM

The First Stone

JUNE 24, 2011 7:57AM

The First Stone Will Not Fall Short

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It was a Saturday morning.  That I am sure of.  I believe I was playing “Im wunderschönen Monat Mai”, but it might have been something else by Schumann.  I really can’t recall.  I know I’d been working on several of the accompaniments to his lieRead full post »

 

When the moderator asked about birth control during the most recent Republican debate, much of the audience booed. I did, at least inwardly, as well.  This was, on my part, and having known a few conservatives in my life I am assuming on at least part of the

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FEBRUARY 4, 2012 1:27AM

Ordo exsequiarum

 

 

 (This is a continuation of the tale, "White Mass", which can be found below.)

 

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Although it had felt a nearly interminable day, with the earlier Mass and, after, the pressing of one sister and another against him in their perfected matronly embraces and the… Read full post »

JANUARY 6, 2012 4:27AM

White Mass

 

gardeniaThe baby had been wanted.  Wanted in a way different from the want for the lady, he smiled at the word, in the sheer, not-quite-white blouse with the sprinkling of tiny tempting crystals and the black velvet (velveteen?)  - his mother would have known, and that was a conversa… Read full post »

On  December 15th,  Salon is hosting an event called "American Spring: Exploring Untold History with Oliver Stone" in Santa Monica, Calif. for Salon Core members.  As a "liberal" on-line journal, I find it very disturbing that a man who has called Stalin and Hitl/

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OCTOBER 31, 2011 8:08AM

When Shunning Has its Place

 

 

She is really rather pretty in a full-faced, freshly-scrubbed way.  Discreetly made up and well-, yet modestly and moderately, dressed, she certainly looks like someone you'd want as a neighbor.  If I had met her when bringing a niece to public school, for example, my… Read full post »

OCTOBER 20, 2011 9:34PM

Hey, Let’s Shut Down a City!

 

 

 

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From the New York Time

In the summer of 2010, Moscow, where I live, was subjected to, I want to say a victim of, + 35 degree Celsius heat for nearly seven weeks.  Out-of-control peat fires circled the city as well for nearly asRead full post »

Dear Readers:  Below are three links to some of the work produced by a wonderful site, www.thethirdjihad.com.  The middle film, which I beg readers to watch, is narrated by Dr. Zhuhdi Jasser, a devout American Muslim and the President and Founder of the American Islamic Forum for Democracy… Read full post »

 

 

 

Sakineh Ashtiani
(Sakineh Ashtiani is facing the punishment of death by stoning in Iran)

 

The first stone will not fall short.

The orbs will bulge and then disgorge,

The planes will shift and slide misshapen,

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When Jacqueline Kennedy was first lady, she played hostess to, among others, people such as Pablo Casals, Leonard Bernstein, and William Styron.  (One of her most-remembered soirees was the dinner for all living Nobel laureates during the course of which President Kennedy quipped, “Read full post »

MAY 7, 2011 12:29PM

Celebrate a Good War!

 

victory day fireworks

 

Twice in the past week I have been awakened by the sounds of military vehicles moving slowly in simple procession down Novy Arbat, which is one of the main thoroughfares of Moscow and the street on which I live.  Both times they were, of course, on their wayRead full post »

APRIL 5, 2011 2:20AM

Laws OFF Our Bodies

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