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NOVEMBER 2, 2010 6:20PM

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I'm available to check on the hostages and provide the public with updates on their health and well being - although I can't speak as to their mental stability.

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Will be over soon to "check" on the hostages...hmmmm...after some brandy, I think.

Well done and rock the feed! This is off the charts!

zumalicious

November 02, 2010 06:26 PM

rock the feed ya wench..:)
rated with hugs

Linda Seccaspina

November 02, 2010 06:26 PM

::slap::slap::waterboard::slap::

Lisa? come on over here! I need ya to hold this Hannity fellow down!!!!

Gabby Abby

November 02, 2010 06:28 PM

Gabby, Attach a skull & cross bone to that hat and come aboard, matey! Unless you enjoy 'checking' the hostages, my wench!

Scarlett Sumac

November 02, 2010 06:28 PM

Ahoy there, Matie!
Throw 'em in irons!

o'stephanie

November 02, 2010 06:28 PM

WHat are we gonna do with em? Eh?

SheilaTGTG55

November 02, 2010 06:28 PM

Tie 'em up tight! Don't want any of 'em escapin' their fates!

Linda Treiber

November 02, 2010 06:28 PM

ARRGGGHHH LT MAJOR LOVELY RITA REPORTING FOR RUM AND GALLEY BOY BEATING....

rita shibr

November 02, 2010 06:28 PM

we are rockin' and rollin' now, abby. pretty soon the party will settle into a rhythm and we'll be calling you to bring us some o' them hostages ... for a little pirate wimmin frolic! whooo! yar!

dominate the feeeeeeeed!

femme forte

November 02, 2010 06:29 PM

Hello, sistah!!

O'Really?

November 02, 2010 06:37 PM

I'm already bored with the Hannity dude...what say we throw him overboard for the sharks?

greenheron

November 02, 2010 06:40 PM

Ahoy there Gabby, glad to be sailin' with ye!

Alysa Salzberg

November 02, 2010 06:56 PM

pass the rum! Yo ho!

froggy

November 02, 2010 07:01 PM

BUMP THE FEED BY RATING ALL YER FELLOW MATEYS LADIES!!!

Gabby Abby

November 02, 2010 07:01 PM

Abby! How nice to see you back! Welcome back!

Catherine Forsythe

November 02, 2010 07:02 PM

Torman and his donkeys are giving us problems.. to the plank he goes.. with his donkeys

Linda Seccaspina

November 02, 2010 07:07 PM

TORMAN! I'm, going to have to ask you to turn your head and COUGH!!

medical exam to see if you're fit enough to make it to the end of the plank...

Gabby Abby

November 02, 2010 07:18 PM

one nice hat coming up
to the helm ya go matey

Linda Seccaspina

November 02, 2010 07:18 PM

ar.

r

Cyril the Gnome

November 02, 2010 07:19 PM

CRAP! I think I knocked out Greenheron with a wine bottle. SORRY GIRL!!!! have fun with the art project though (take an aspirin and call me in the morning)

Gabby Abby

November 02, 2010 07:26 PM

Oh give em a swig they will be fine.r

hugs, me

November 02, 2010 07:26 PM

Where be the men kept? I ask only so that I can swagger, show them a football and yank it away...

Bellwether Vance

November 02, 2010 07:40 PM

bell, the men are in the galleys or in the holds below. they are awaiting our orders. proceed with football prank. repeat several times. they're pretty slow. ;;

femme forte

November 02, 2010 07:42 PM

Bell, they're bein' passed around like the chattel that they are, but only a few have shown any gumption at all. They've barely put up a fight! ::snicker:: SCARED MICE I tell you!

Gabby Abby

November 02, 2010 07:44 PM

I think the hostages should be tortured using the most inhumane method I can think of-having to listen to their books, radio shows, TV shows, etc forever-they will beg for death if they are subjected to that! R

Jane Brogan

November 02, 2010 07:49 PM

Hostages beware to mighty gabby abby. Be kind to your caretaker lest she take unkindly to you.

Rita Bourland

November 02, 2010 07:51 PM

Good to know...

sophieh

November 02, 2010 08:11 PM

Ahoy Matey's it's nice we have left Kathy at the top.. we salute her with our hats. That's what wimmin pirates do.

Linda Seccaspina

November 02, 2010 08:11 PM

SOMEBODY GRAB THAT GNOME AND FIND A BUNGHOLE TO STICK HIM IN!! Damn it, Cyril, go home. You can't be captured and tortured delightedly by the pirate wimmins. You're wee treasure is just not up to the task.

Gabby Abby

November 02, 2010 08:16 PM

Do we get time to pee during this? I am going to wet my wool pants and you know what that is like..

Linda Seccaspina

November 02, 2010 08:53 PM

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