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NOVEMBER 2, 2010 6:20PM

OS Pirate Wimmin Rockin the Boat!

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I'm available to check on the hostages and provide the public with updates on their health and well being - although I can't speak as to their mental stability. 

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ROCK ON PIRATE WIMMIN OF OS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Will be over soon to "check" on the hostages...hmmmm...after some brandy, I think.

Well done and rock the feed! This is off the charts!
rock the feed ya wench..:)
rated with hugs
::slap::slap::waterboard::slap::

Lisa? come on over here! I need ya to hold this Hannity fellow down!!!!
Gabby, Attach a skull & cross bone to that hat and come aboard, matey! Unless you enjoy 'checking' the hostages, my wench!
Ahoy there, Matie!
Throw 'em in irons!
WHat are we gonna do with em? Eh?
Tie 'em up tight! Don't want any of 'em escapin' their fates!
ARRGGGHHH LT MAJOR LOVELY RITA REPORTING FOR RUM AND GALLEY BOY BEATING....
we are rockin' and rollin' now, abby. pretty soon the party will settle into a rhythm and we'll be calling you to bring us some o' them hostages ... for a little pirate wimmin frolic! whooo! yar!

dominate the feeeeeeeed!
I'm already bored with the Hannity dude...what say we throw him overboard for the sharks?
Ahoy there Gabby, glad to be sailin' with ye!
pass the rum! Yo ho!
BUMP THE FEED BY RATING ALL YER FELLOW MATEYS LADIES!!!
Abby! How nice to see you back! Welcome back!
Torman and his donkeys are giving us problems.. to the plank he goes.. with his donkeys
TORMAN! I'm, going to have to ask you to turn your head and COUGH!!

medical exam to see if you're fit enough to make it to the end of the plank...
one nice hat coming up
to the helm ya go matey
CRAP! I think I knocked out Greenheron with a wine bottle. SORRY GIRL!!!! have fun with the art project though (take an aspirin and call me in the morning)
Oh give em a swig they will be fine.r
Where be the men kept? I ask only so that I can swagger, show them a football and yank it away...
bell, the men are in the galleys or in the holds below. they are awaiting our orders. proceed with football prank. repeat several times. they're pretty slow. ;;
Bell, they're bein' passed around like the chattel that they are, but only a few have shown any gumption at all. They've barely put up a fight! ::snicker:: SCARED MICE I tell you!
I think the hostages should be tortured using the most inhumane method I can think of-having to listen to their books, radio shows, TV shows, etc forever-they will beg for death if they are subjected to that! R
Hostages beware to mighty gabby abby. Be kind to your caretaker lest she take unkindly to you.
Ahoy Matey's it's nice we have left Kathy at the top.. we salute her with our hats. That's what wimmin pirates do.
SOMEBODY GRAB THAT GNOME AND FIND A BUNGHOLE TO STICK HIM IN!! Damn it, Cyril, go home. You can't be captured and tortured delightedly by the pirate wimmins. You're wee treasure is just not up to the task.
Do we get time to pee during this? I am going to wet my wool pants and you know what that is like..
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Don't think that we haven't been noticing designanator !
He's infiltRating in disquise !!!
Head to the decks with your rum! It's time for dancing!
I was almost swimming with the sharkies.
ahoy matey gabby abby!
Heading for the decks Mypsyche. Carry on Gabby.
Hold em for network ransom, then when ye get the gold make 'em walk the plank.
Hostages need only a couple things, big looty and big booty...
WE TOOK MEXICO, NANA AND A NEW RECRUIT VARIANT FOX. WE ARE TAKING GAMBLE NOW... SOON HE'LL BE SPUTTERING... ARRRGHHH..
The battle be won! Gamble were taken but the scoundrel curses he be back to fight another day.
Somethin' smells fishy.
There is a DVD called Rockin the Boat with Delbert McClinton. It is on my NetFlix list, but there is short wait. ;-)
More than one kind of hook. Grab 'em every time.
Who needs mental stability? We're pirates!
I think Gina Rollins was once playing a Pirate women?