Dear Dove World Outreach Center,

First, your name is a fucking abomination. 

Secondly, I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on your future cultural Darwin Award, as well as your commitment to creating a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's just lovely and we all can't wait to find out who dies because of your fucking idiocy.

Even General Petraeus is telling you it's a bad idea. Part of his job is to be culturally well versed in the lives and minds of people from whom he needs cooperation (i.e. actual Muslims).This is the guy that has people on the ground whose mission is to kill if threatened or in danger. He has a great deal to lose if you, religious zealot nutjobs on American soil lose your minds and decide that it's okay to risk everyone else's lives for the sake of an ignorant statement.

Are you the new Westboro Baptist Church? Do you want that press? Do you really think that's good?

The unfortunate part is that your inflammatory antics, should you actually go through with them, affect troops and innocent civilians much more so than they do you.

You are everything un-Christlike. You crazy assholes are going to get more people in large cities like New York and Los Angeles, killed.

In short, I'd greatly enjoy it if you moved your congregation to Ground Zero.

Bye,

Asta