By the Girth of my Ass, I Will Win the Nobel Prize

Asta Charles

Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Birthday: December 12

Title: Myth Maker

Bio: A foul-mouthed commentator on life, society, politics, pop culture, and economics. I spend a lot of time in bars. I wrote a manuscript about the perils of online dating and its ultimate cost to society. It's not published. Meh.

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Do I Really Want to be a Lawyer?
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Los Angeles: I Quit
August 31, 2010 12:32AM
I'm drafting a semi-fictional novel
August 29, 2010 03:24PM

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September 21, 2010 02:13AM
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September 08, 2010 09:22PM
“@Nick Carraway: I feel that nobody needs or is entitled to sell any belief system…”
September 07, 2010 02:34PM
“@Patrick Frank: Everyone has the right to exist in their own capacity. If everyon…”
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“@old new lefty: I always love your comments. And that one is spot on. Thank you.”
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APRIL 16, 2009 10:35PM

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I've noticed a shocking correlation between the time I spend pondering social dilemmas + coming up with reasonable solutions and the size of my ass. For the moment, sacrificing the hotness of "dat ass" seems a reasonable trade for a shot at brilliance.