ANDREA HIGBIE
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Andrea Higbie
- Location
- Dallas, Texas, USA
- Birthday
- August 07
- Bio
- I'm a writer, and a geographical transplant, from New York to Dallas, y'all.
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Gave My Blood for Barack
Obama
November 05, 2012 02:55PM - I Gave My Blood for Barack
Obama
November 05, 2012 12:18PM - 'Real Housewives of NY': Foot
in the White Trash Mouth
September 13, 2012 05:55AM - 'Real Housewives of NY': Fear
and Loathing on St. Barts
September 04, 2012 10:54PM - Brandi Glanville, 1; Le Ann
Rimes, 0, and Owing Amends
August 30, 2012 10:44AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Funny! Love
it.
Good thing it's
nearly Halloween!
I
use a straw in my coffee --
b…”
September 17, 2012 02:02PM - “This is so interesting!
Thank you for posting
it!
rated”
September 17, 2012 01:55PM - “When they began to
believe they were
famous.”
September 16, 2012 06:54PM - “Wow -- wonderful piece,
horrible
situation.
I'm
pulling for you, wishing and
hopin…”
September 15, 2012 06:22PM - “Great idea!
My
favorite trippy tune is "White
Rabbit."
R for
rave
Andrea”
September 15, 2012 06:18PM
Andrea Higbie's Links
NOVEMBER 5, 2012 2:55PM
I Gave My Blood for Barack Obama
By ANDREA HIGBIE
When I believe, I really believe, and I believe with my whole heart. It can take guts, and sometimes it can take blood.
Yesterday I gave my blood for Barack Obama.
I was not in a Red Cross line, nor was I malingering around a bristling
SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 5:55AM
'Real Housewives of NY': Foot in the White Trash Mouth
By ANDREA HIGBIE
In full-blown phobic grandiosity, Aviva went all Jack Nicholson on Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan's substantial asses Monday night, calling them white trash and then, for no good reason, playing the Jack Nicholson card -- you know, that
… Read full post »In full-blown phobic grandiosity, Aviva went all Jack Nicholson on Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan's substantial asses Monday night, calling them white trash and then, for no good reason, playing the Jack Nicholson card -- you know, that
SEPTEMBER 4, 2012 10:54PM
'Real Housewives of NY': Fear and Loathing on St. Barts
By ANDREA HIGBIE
How do you solve a problem like Aviva?
For starters, you have to sing that question. Put on your
For starters, you have to sing that question. Put on your
AUGUST 30, 2012 10:44AM
Brandi Glanville, 1; Le Ann Rimes, 0, and Owing Amends
AUGUST 22, 2012 3:20PM
Thank You for the Award!
16TH AWARDS
This week's RP's:
Andrea Higbie – Matzoh Ball Soup, a Girl Named Rhonda, the Bullies and Me
JUNE 13, 2012 12:17P
AUGUST 22, 2012 3:15PM
THANK YOU FOR THE AWARD!
THANK YOU FOR THE AWARD!!!
Andrea Higbie
AUGUST 14, 2012 10:05PM
'Real Housewives of NY': Is Aviva the New Kelly?
Aviva Drescher is this season's Kelly Bensimon, ever off the beam
and on the wrong page, even without the aid of Gummi Bears.
Until Kelly was fired from "The Real Housewives of New York" last
year after the fourth season, this former model and… Read full post »
AUGUST 7, 2012 7:32PM
'Real Housewives of NY': The Countess Throws a Jingle Ball
By ANDREA HIGBIE
"Inappropriate" is the best word for last night's festivities on
"The Real Housewives of New York," and Daddy Dearest wasn't even
there.
The Countess threw a holiday party, and the entertainment by the
mohawked band was not what she had intended.
"I want to f---… Read full post »
JULY 31, 2012 12:28PM
'Real Housewives of NY': Daddy Dearest, Part II
By ANDREA HIGBIE
An hour with Aviva's father is like a month with a class of
eighth-grade boys. Without the class.
"I could give you your first squirting orgasm," Daddy Dearest
proposed to Carole Radziwill last night on "The Real Housewives of
New York," between complimenting
… Read full post »
JULY 30, 2012 1:52PM
'Real Housewives of NJ': On the Road, Going Nowhere Fast
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Fun with a purpose is what this trip to Napa Valley, Calif., is
supposed to be, a bonding experience.
Like the goal of Highlights magazine for children, everyone on "The
Real Housewives of New Jersey" is supposed to be learning, learning
to get along,… Read full post »
JULY 24, 2012 11:24AM
'Real Housewives of NY': Daddy Dearest
By ANDREA HIGBIE
"If I wasn't your father, boy, I'd be after you."
And, suddenly, the cause of Aviva's fears and phobias is
revealed. Or, at least, it all becomes clearer.
"Dad, you're disgusting!"
Last night on "The Real Housewives of New York," Aviva
Drescher made plans… Read full post »
JULY 23, 2012 2:38PM
'Real Housewives of NJ': Mr. and Mrs. America
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Teresa Giudice could have been a spoof of herself on "The Real
Housewives of New Jersey" last night, saying things incorrectly,
saying dumb things and saying mean things.
"I can't wait to have some Bellini," she said, as if the
Champagne and peach nectar cocktail… Read full post »
JULY 17, 2012 11:28AM
'Real Housewives of NY': A Trip, and a Fall
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Poor Aviva. It's the party for her fifth anniversary (not with her prosthetic leg, but with her husband), and she falls down some steps, reads an awful poem to her husband and, later, the fire alarm goes off.
The party's in the Empire Room, at… Read full post »
JULY 16, 2012 4:44AM
'Real Housewives of NJ': That Old blk. Magic
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Everybody was getting their brand on in "The Real Housewives
of New Jersey" last night, with the Manzo boys touting their blk.
water at Washington D.C.'s Fancy Foods show along with their
parents, Albert and Caroline, promoting their Brownstone tomato
sauce. Melissa Gorga was
JULY 13, 2012 1:18PM
The Single Life: Married to Myself
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Do you remember "Man Hands"?
The "Seinfeld" episode where Jerry is gaga over a gal, but then her
big hands, her Man Hands, are more than he can take? At
dinner cracking a lobster, she's a bulldozer chomping through
earth.
I thought it was funny.
… Read full post »
JULY 10, 2012 6:03PM
'The Royal Housewives of New York': Shag, Marry or Kill?
By ANDREA HIGBIE
It had
to come to this. The Princess has had it up to her tiara with
the Countess, with her pretentious ways and her one-upping, her
British-by-way-of-Madonna accent in London.
"She
has to have the last word," Princess Carole Radziwill complained.
Not
JULY 9, 2012 3:30PM
'Real Housewives of NJ': Flying the Rainbow Flag
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Rich Wakile was at his gentlemanly
best last night to meet his gay sister-in-law Rosie's new friend,
and rainbow flags the world over quivered at
half-staff.
"I approve of lesbians because they
go after the same things I like," Rich said, going on
to… Read full post »
JULY 3, 2012 2:44AM
'Real Housewives of New York': Oh, Baby!
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Oh, so the Countess has been trying to get pregnant for over a
year now!
That's not what the Countess told her 17-year-old daughter
last week when she mentioned, so very casually, except for the
Bravo cameras in the room, that she was thinking
… Read full post »
JULY 2, 2012 9:45AM
'Real Housewives of New Jersey': The Fight Club
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Love is in the air on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," or it
would be if Kathy finds a great girlfriend for her sister, Rosie;
if Albie's new date sticks around, and if everyone else is suddenly
struck with amnesia.
It was fight,
… Read full post »
JUNE 26, 2012 12:48AM
'Real Housewives of New York': Who's Not Going to London?
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Ramona's enemies list is growing by the episode, and last night she
added her best friend to the pile.
Sonja Morgan, it seems, has committed the worst of sins. She
has crossed a screaming, Pinot-addled Ramona Singer.
Ramona spent the entire fourth episode of… Read full post »
JUNE 25, 2012 10:48AM
'Real Housewives of NJ': The Crass Menagerie
By ANDREA HIGBIE
The bankruptcy-battling Joe Giudice is
puzzled. Gazing into his big gaudy pond at his big gaudy
house, he calls to his wife, Teresa, "I can't find the koi" --
expensive gaudy carp -- "anymore."
"There was like hundreds in here," he
says. "I can't find… Read full post »
JUNE 19, 2012 7:37PM
'Real Housewives': Fear and Loathing in New York City
By ANDREA HIGBIE
New York can be a
scary place, especially if you're Sonja Morgan and you never
venture downtown. Unless you count the time Cindy Barshop,
the deservedly fired housewife, tricked you into going down there
for lunch and shopping and then turned the
JUNE 18, 2012 3:37PM
'Real Housewives of NJ': Can't See the Tunnel for the Light
By ANDREA HIGBIE
The most interesting thing on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey"
last night was the revelation that a diet of egg whites and berries
can be very frustrating.
At least to Lauren Manzo.
Lauren, the 24-year-old daughter of Caroline and Albert Manzo, has
been… Read full post »
JUNE 13, 2012 12:17PM
Matzoh Ball Soup, a Girl Named Rhonda, the Bullies and Me
By ANDREA HIGBIE
I was the youngest, the smallest and, I thought, the dumbest.
The school librarian instructed us on that first day to write
our names in our notebook.
I did.
"I said, 'Write your name!'" Miss Kaplan demanded in that voice,
loud and slow,… Read full post »
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