That's No Ordinary Rabbit!
- April 01
- Greenwich Village Idiot
- Flying Circus
- Pleased to meet you! Won't you guess my name?; Pope's unacknowledged bastard child; Only man to ever arm-wrestle a Wookie and win
MY RECENT POSTS
- Everyone's Moving On
September 24, 2012 08:07AM
- What Can Little Ol' Me Do?
September 22, 2012 07:56AM
- God's Suicide Note
July 24, 2011 01:48AM
- Rapin' To The Oldies!
April 23, 2011 12:55AM
- Tears Of A Wandering Jew
April 19, 2011 03:01AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I think they hate us for
June 13, 2013 10:10AM
- “Way most people act they
believe the NSA really
June 11, 2013 04:39PM
- “Lots of repressed Nazis
coming out of the woodwork
June 11, 2013 04:17PM
- “You know you're on
target when you got the "Obama
June 07, 2013 11:34AM
- “The other way of looking
at it is if my friends and I
planning to rob a
June 06, 2013 04:12PM
- MY LINKS
"Going to art school seems like such a dumb idea now."
Was barely a month before when Johnny found himself muttering to himself, "I can never let that happen to me." Cliff Swayles had knocked up his/…
He was the last of the prophets for his Age, his like not to be seen again for two thousand years as the world plunged into darkness and despair. Civilization would crumble with the whispered superstition of indefensible acts. The hounds of hell had been unleashed and/…
He stood naked, proud and erect, grooving his pelvis to the rhythm of the song. He flashed his blinding, razor sharp knife like a rocket shooting out of control never knowing its/…
Loneliness is like being stuck in a tumble dryer with razor blades cutting your soul, leaving you to die. It's a hell and a horror and it's the source of all of mankind's atrocities. I was bleeding badly when I joined up: I hadn't heard my/
First off, let me say I love Arianna Huffington. I wouldn't go listen to her speak in person or anything but I pretty much stop down when she has something to say on TV. She "gets it" in a way that is refreshing and satisfying. Go… Read full post »
All the women were excited about the upcoming wedding.
"It's going to be just like a dream! I can't wait for it to get here!"
"Theirs will be better than Diana's. What they have is true love, not phony like Charles'."
"But it's still a fantasy! So young and so beautiful -/
"What are you doing? Emailing that woman with long legs again?"
"Yes. Leave me alone!"
"You act like she's going to save your soul."
"She is! She's greatness!"
"But you're lying to her."
Down in the engine room of the cruise ship it was hard… Read full post »
Yes, it's true: I'm the biggest loser in the world. And I do not say that in the pseudo-self-deprecating way most people do. But there's also more to the story than that.
When I was in high school the youth group at my church held a haunted house in the… Read full post »
"You don’t understand," she asserted. "It’s complicated and you have no idea what my life is really like."
“You mean those secret self-doubts you never talk about to anyone that make you question your massive self-confidence and lead you to think your "image" is oh-so-ne… Read full post »
The angel operating the lathe of Heaven called out, "Who do you want to make next?"
"A doomed writer!" answered God with a good natured laugh.
"But God, why do we have to make so many doomed people? We just did over 600 future blood diamond miners!"
"Yes, but they/…
"Please help me to commit suicide. I'm never going… Read full post »
After my social suicide that was high school I found myself in vocational school for computer science. And though Steven Spielberg might have the brains to program computers, why would he want to? I don't want to either. Regardless, that's the situation I/…
God has a marketing problem. Crucifixion is a tough sell. Hard to find many takers! Turns out people want to live and be happy. Painful, agonizing deaths? Not so much. Seems God is out of touch - they say age will do that to a… Read full post »
I'm getting old now...
In my therapy class was an older woman, seemingly fit and well and she had lived on her own for years and years. For some reason I forget, she could not stay in her house for several months and moved in with… Read full post »
It's good to be fixed! And it's good to have Answers. We like answers in this world of ours. Nice, simple ones to quell our disturbing minds. "Get thee to a therapist!" we like to say. And to hell if it really works…
"Damn, that table's annoying!"Pulling himself off the brown pillowed couch of his shadowed condo, Therapy Man attacked the landfill heaped upon his glass-topped dinette set. A week's worth of mail - some half opened, some ignored - clustered around the middle…
1 : simultaneous
and contradictory attitudes or feelings (as attraction and
repulsion) toward an object, person, or action
2 a : continual fluctuation (as between one thing and its opposite) b : uncertainty as to whi… Read full post »
I tried to shave this morning but could not. I collapsed to the floor, resting my head on the counter writing an imaginary PM to the Queen of Sheba. I do that a lot, always trying to explain, never buying my own story.… Read full post »
Warning, do not expect a happy ending to this or entertainment.
The day started as a clusterfuck. Shit I did for work was fucking up and my supervisor didn't understand I was starting therapy today, just chaos. I turned back halfway there and went home. The fires didn't seem to… Read full post »
Left on my front door step;
I stumble as I'm coming out,
You ask if I'm upset!
Like a proud, beaming parent
You reiterate your gift;
Keeping both eyes firmly shut
You fail to see the rift.
Do you know what it's like to sit in the musty heat of an Indonesian hut?
As the sun streams through dusty cracks, you find your wisdom lost.
Why move when Sisyphus is my master?
Saving the world because you can't save yourself.
Do you know that feeling, sitting… Read full post »
Long planted seed
Flowers in the Spring;
Do I dare touch
This innocent thing?
Move near the petal;
Trembling is calmed,
Love gives its mettle.
Tender hearts share
This innocent thing.
Dancing day's dreams
Consumate the night;
In/… Read full post »