SIZEMOLOGY AND ME

...because I can't be the funny, fat, best friend forever.

A~Muse

A~Muse
Location
Knoxvegas, Tennessee, US
Birthday
April 14
Bio
Meet the Thick Chick and learn about her Schtick, cause I've been working that angle all my life. Look I'll keep it simple....I'm permanently fluffy... not often stuffy...rarely in your face...just aiming to take up less space.

MY RECENT POSTS

JUNE 13, 2010 10:31PM

15 Minutes of Fame Well Spent

Anyone who knows me personally knows that I’m a huge fan of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and my hubby is a big fan too.  In fact last August, I even posted about my love of the show HERE.  When we went up home in December 2009, I was so hopeful we/Read full post »

MAY 21, 2010 4:15PM

I Want To "DO" Me

Before you get all hot and bothered and assume I'm going to go into a lusty piece about self-love and sexual gratification of the solo variety, that's not where this is heading.  I'm just finding on the road to becoming who I want to be during this year of CHANGE

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NO, I didn't eat a dozen donuts!  However I am not passing up an occasional donut offering or cupcake happiness; just need to count those points.  I am reflecting on my class that I taught yesterday...when 12 beautifully amazing women stood with me and danced to the music of the Squirrel… Read full post »

MAY 9, 2010 6:04PM

I Don't Do Sadness

Mother’s Day has been a day of dread for me since the loss of my mother in January 1999.  On top of that, since I have (as of yet), been unlucky in my effort to attempt to have a child of my own…I do

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MAY 8, 2010 7:08PM

The Shift

I knew this year (2010), would be different. 

I had intended to follow my dreams and work at my life as a dancer. 

I hoped to share my dreams with others by starting a dance class that valued and lauded real women with real curves.

I also decided… Read full post »

APRIL 20, 2010 12:46PM

THE SIX DEGREES OF GUN VIOLENCE

I live in a smaller city by most conventional standards.  Knoxville, Tennessee to be exact. While we’re famous for our University of Tennessee sports (Vols Football, Basketball and the Lady Vols), unfortunately our up-and-coming (culturally), college-town has been making national headlines/… Read full post »

Hello to all my OPEN Salon friends.

I apologize that I do not have the time to update like I need to, but wanted to share with you all that I have officially lost at total of 27 pounds so far.

I'm feeling better, dancing all the time and just trying… Read full post »

MARCH 7, 2010 5:45PM

Facing Fears: Daring To Dance

There are times in our lives that we realize we should reconnect to parts of ourselves that we have allowed to become atrophied, and breathe life into dreams we've abandoned. 

I am a dancer.  Deep in my heart I have always been.  However, when you tip the scales at over… Read full post »

MARCH 7, 2010 4:33PM

GOOD NEWS SUNDAY: Breakthroughs

Day 67 of the Journey

My dear friends and those who are following along and I haven't had the honor yet of knowing, this Saturday was BIG.  It was big for me. 

How big? 

Well...HUGE.

I have decided to actually post my highest weight (because I feel that it'sRead full post »

MARCH 3, 2010 12:19AM

I Think I Love OK GO

I just had to reiterate what someone else said...I love that OK GO still makes interesting to watch videos.  Here's their latest.  BRILLIANT!

They are doing wonderful things with viral videos - and the record companies are trying to stop embedding.  So I'm proud to present both version… Read full post »

MARCH 2, 2010 11:32PM

Things Are Changing

Day 63 of the Journey

I've been dying to update my blog fully because a lot of good things are happening and I feel a mixture of joy and apprehension.  Here's the rundown.

Weigh In from The Week

I dropped 6 pounds this week meaning my official weight loss total since… Read full post »

MARCH 2, 2010 9:01AM

VAJAZZLING...Are We Serious?

I usually don't post anything in the morning because I barely can surface successfully and string together 5 words without sounding silly, stupid or snarky.  A friend however sent me a link to a new trend in body adornment which takes waxing your bikini zone to the next level...it's called VAJAZRead full post »

Here's a song I would dedicate to myself at 17...I will write a letter, but in even thinking about it tonight I was crying too hard to do so.  So much to say to that young girl.  Instead, due to always loving music and knowing the soundtrack to my life, I… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 24, 2010 12:31AM

When On the Road - Stay the Course

Day 55 of the Journey

Well, today has taken me on another business road trip back to visit with clients I serve in South Carolina.  While I hate being away from my husband and furkids, I like that my hotel room always looks much cleaner each day than my bedroom atRead full post »

FEBRUARY 22, 2010 11:00PM

Life Sometimes Gives You What You Need

Day 54 of the Journey

It's sadly that time of the month, not THE time, but the time before the time.  All this for some TMI right?  Okay, moving on. The reason I even talk about it is because I believe that I may suffer from PMDD (Pre-Menstrual Dysphoric Disorder).  I… Read full post »

AKA: GOOD NEWS SUNDAY: Chic Clothes for Big Girls who DON'T Want to Attend Clown College

Day 53 of the Journey

I have been a plus sized girl since I started the lady-fun at age 12 or 13 (I can't remember when it really started).  I was not huge back then,… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 20, 2010 7:18PM

The Cat is Out of the Bag

When Life Gives You A Gut Punch

I went to bed last night feeling that even thought I did the rare event of eating 6 points over my points for the week; that I would still lose weight since I stayed the same weight

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FEBRUARY 7, 2010 11:50PM

GOOD NEWS SUNDAY: Perserverance

Day 38 of the Journey

My good news this Sunday is perseverance.

I've never stayed on a life-style change this long without straying.  I haven't strayed even once.  Even when I gained a pound or so when I followed the plan religiously; or only lost .6 pounds on a week where… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 3, 2010 12:25AM

Surfacing

To my dear OS friends.

I'm still staying SUPER strong on my plan for change in 2010.  

I've worked out a schedule when I can check in with my friends and OS family.  So expect to hear from me a few days a week.  Can't squeeze in the everyday scene (wish… Read full post »

JANUARY 27, 2010 10:05PM

Movies Worth Watching: BREAKING AWAY

If you're just joining me on this journey, one of my goals for the new year is to watch at least one "MOVIE WORTH WATCHING" for each letter of the alphabet and then one numerical movie (for those who reminded me that they count too). My criteria is simple:

  1. I
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JANUARY 26, 2010 11:26PM

Business Trip Blues

RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM TODAY

It's 11 PM my time.

I've been on the go since 8 AM.

I am on a BUSINESS TRIP.

Four hours away from my home.

Rented a car (company policy), and the rental place had no cars.

Great.

Finally they found me a car 2 hours… Read full post »

JANUARY 24, 2010 11:23PM

GOOD NEWS SUNDAY: Choosing

Day 24 of the Journey

In honor of Good News Sunday, I want to make a case for the ability to choose.

I've been absent from OS so I could take time to figure out my schedule and trim anything that was holding me down.  It's been a lot ofRead full post »

JANUARY 20, 2010 8:55PM

I'm Figuring It Out

This is a brief note to let you know that I am still here.

I am trying to clear up a few things in my life,

so I can be free to share more time with my writing and my thoughts.

No longer trying to run.

Away.

Before you… Read full post »

 

Days 16 and 17 of the Journey (Saturday and Sunday In Short)

Yesterday, after my 13 hours of sleep, I woke up and fell out of bed....dragged a comb across my head.  (What? Okay, off track.  In addition, my hair is way to thick and curly to comb. … Read full post »

JANUARY 16, 2010 1:48PM

Late...Again...But I Have A Reason

Day 15 of the Journey (what should have been yesterday's post)

I can't write long, I was supposed to write this last night, but when I got in from a LONG day, I slept...13 hours later, I'm writing.

Friday was day three of a one-of-those-days week.

I am going to… Read full post »