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Alysa Salzberg

Alysa Salzberg
Location
Paris, France
Birthday
December 31
Title
Editor in Chief
Company
www.beguilezine.blogspot.com
Bio
A reader, a writer, a fingernail biter, a cat person, a traveller, a good kid to be around if you don't like silence, a movie buff, a history buff, sometimes walks around the house in the buff, an insomniac, a dreamer, a cookie inhaler, an immigrant, sort-of married, a would-be fashion maven, an extrovert who needs a lot of alone time, an art lover who can't draw a straight line. I'm also Editor in Chief of "Beguile", a literary ezine. We're always on the lookout for new voices. Come check us out at http://www.beguilezine.blogspot.com

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MAY 16, 2012 7:43AM

Should "bully" be in our vocabulary?

 
 
 
I’ve always found it intriguing that the French have no word for “bully” or “to bully”.  Not “bully” in the Teddy Roosevelt sense, 
 
 
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Epatant!
 
 
but the ubiquitous &ld… Read full post »
MAY 11, 2012 11:05AM

Before Mother's Day

 
 
I didn’t think about the date when our friends Juliette and Arthur called to see if we wanted to get together. We met them in Montmartre last Sunday, a week from Mother’s Day, to stroll around and have a drink.

For most of the six years I’ve known… Read full post »
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MAY 8, 2012 1:05PM

Out on a limb: An OS meet-up in Paris!

 
 
It’s always nice to read a post or get a PM from OSer Out on a limb, but the message I received from him a few months ago was especially cool: He and his family would be coming to Paris in early May, and he wanted to know if we… Read full post »
MAY 6, 2012 2:51PM

France has a new President!

 
 
 
 
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François Hollande casting his (pretty important, considering how close the race was) vote. (image source
 
 
There are times when all of France fairly hums with enthusiasm, speculation, and hope.  Today was one of those days.

The seco… Read full post »
MAY 5, 2012 7:00AM

Cohabitation



"Listen carefully," he said, "this won't be easy for you to hear".

“What is it, Dad?” 

“Your mother’s being held hostage.”

Most people might gasp or react in some alarmed way to this, but knowing my mother like I did, I wasn’t overly surprised, although I… Read full post »
APRIL 29, 2012 5:38PM

Open Call: Your ultimate love story

 

 

The other night, the boyfriend and I came upon a documentary about a group of French high schoolers who were selected to put on a performance of "Romeo and Juliet" in one of Paris' most prestigious theaters.

Hearing the play performed in French, I realized once again how much… Read full post »

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APRIL 26, 2012 1:40PM

Jay-Z, Kanye West, and the French Presidential Campaign

 
 
 
“So,” the boyfriend said, when the results were announced last Sunday night, “are you going to write about the first round of the elections on your blog?”

I told him I wouldn’t.  For one thing, politics really isn’t a subject that interes… Read full post »
APRIL 25, 2012 7:38PM

In New York

 
 
 
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My boyfriend bought me the coat for Christmas two years ago.  Its military style and high collar are the embodiment of an aesthetic he loves.  As for me, I liked the coat’s length, and the fabric it’s made of, warm enough to wear in win… Read full post »
APRIL 23, 2012 1:46PM

What Does "Nationality" Really Mean?

 
 
What is “nationality”? It’s a question I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. 

From the late nineteenth century, up to the mid-twentieth, my ancestors came to the United States.  For most of them, I imagine it was a decision inspired by the hope of a b… Read full post »
APRIL 19, 2012 1:06PM

Four Generations

 
 
At the Chinese restaurant,
we pose for a photo
positioned in a sort of pyramid.
i am at the bottom
my father leans over my left shoulder
and you are at the top, smiling broadly,
the last one of your generation.
your face a pale oval, like mine.
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APRIL 16, 2012 9:23AM

Bows, Arrows, and Historic Underwear

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Like a good number of people involved in historical reenactments, my boyfriend has acquired some pretty impressive skills, such as Napoleonic-era wooden button creation, or early 19th century French army pants-  and-jacket-  making.  But there are some things/… Read full post »
APRIL 9, 2012 10:09AM

A Grip-ping Visit

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My recent trip to the US was a time to see family and old friends, a time to reconnect with my past, a time to eat food I've missed and go to places I love.  This time around, I figured it might also be the occasion to… Read full post »
APRIL 6, 2012 12:54PM

Flying Solo

At 4:15am on Wednesday, March 14, I woke up breathing hard, launched from dreams into a panic attack.

This isn’t particularly unusual for me.  But unlike the normal incomprehensible anxiety, this time the attack’s cause was very clear.  “You’ll be all right,”… Read full post »

APRIL 4, 2012 12:52PM

I got into the Clown Car

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Like many of you reading this, I'm a big fan of OSer Cranky Cuss.  Not only do I enjoy his writing; having met him in person recently, I can attest that he's a genuinely witty, nice guy.
 
So when I heard he was publishing a book,… Read full post »
MARCH 16, 2012 1:02AM

Tonight's OS meet-up

As I exited the train and followed the crowd up the stairs and into the grimy, restaurant-packed underground halls of Penn Station, I realized something right away: since my last trip to New York two years ago, I may just have become a bit of a country bumpkin.  
 
MARCH 13, 2012 4:12PM

Two Loves

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In 1930, Josephine Baker, one of my heroes, stepped onstage and sang, “J’ai deux amours, mon pays et Paris.” (“I have two loves: my country and Paris.”)  Until then, Parisians knew American and resident performer Baker exclusively for her exotic looks/… Read full post »

As some of you know, the boyfriend is very involved in Napoleonic battle reconstitutions.  This past weekend, he and his fellow reenactors made their annual trek to Craonne, site of a battle in 1814 (and also nearly one hundred years later, during World War I).

I'm happy to say that, due… Read full post »

MARCH 7, 2012 10:29AM

Trouble at the Ranch

 

Usually when my sister sends me an email, it’s a link to something she thought was funny, or a picture of one her pets wearing some kind of costume.  Nothing prepared me for the troubling message I got yesterday. 

In the subject line, I read “Caboodle Ranch”.  … Read full post »

MARCH 5, 2012 6:50AM

Candace's Say 33

Yesterday, OSer Candace (aka Femme Forte) posted this fun OC.  It reminds me of the Proust Questionnaire, which I did this summer, but few of the questions are the same.  So, I decided to go for it. If you haven't yet, why not join in the fun?: 

 

1. Your main trait:&nbs/… Read full post »

MARCH 4, 2012 9:47AM

Possible Pigeon Problem

A few hours ago, the boyfriend came in from the kitchen and said, "There's a pigeon dying on our windowsill."

Now, as some of you might know, I kind of have a thing for pigeons. I know they're not the cleanest of animals, but I love watching them, and I think birds… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 27, 2012 8:57AM

Jean Dujardin, the Oscars, and France

Those of you lucky enough to catch the Oscars last night (here in France they were only aired on a pay cable channel that we don’t have…sigh….) probably saw the funny, handsome Frenchman Jean Dujardin win Best Actor for his role in The Artist.

As he accepted his award, Dujardin&r… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 23, 2012 12:54PM

Anyone up for a Manhattan meet-up?

 

Hi guys,

 

After a good amount of planning and deliberation, I am coming to the NY area in mid- to late March, sans the boyfriend (for budget and cat-watching reasons).

 

While I'm there, I would LOVE to meet up with those of you who live in or near New… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 22, 2012 9:50AM

No more "Mademoiselle"

There had been whispers about it for decades, usually among feminists, occasionally echoed by female politicians.  This fall, the issue came into the spotlight again, touted by women’s rights organizations Les Chiennes de Garde (Guard Bitches) and Osez le féminisme (Dare Feminism),… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 20, 2012 5:34PM

Snow Globe

I sit up as the alarm goes off.  In front of me is the window, its curtains drawn back.

He stirs beside me.  "It's snowing outside," I say.

It rarely snows in Paris, and in the time I've been here, it's never snowed like this.  The flakes fall soft and dense… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 17, 2012 12:36PM

Siberia in the City

For Christmas this year, my in-laws gave me a book called Dans les fôrets de Sibérie (In the Forests of Siberia) by Sylvain Tesson.  While they may have chosen it because it won the 2011 Prix Medicis Essai, and is a well-written and enjoyable book, I couldn’t help but think it… Read full post »