Are you too stupid to work a blanket? When the blanket falls off of you, do you look down at it, confused as to why it’s no longer on you? Would you like the blanket to follow you around?
Ding A magical Snuggie appears on your body.
There, now you can do everything but go out into public. Wait, where are you going, don’t go outside! People will see you!
Other uses for the Snuggie include: Suicide cult start-up attire; shirt; dress; robe; graduation gown; bride’s maid gown; suit and tie.
Act now unless you are unable to extricate yourself from your current blanket.
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Joan Walsh
Kerry Lauerman
Ann Rhys Matthews
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I guess the problem is that ordinary blankets don't come with user manuals. One wonders how many people have died when they were unable to extricate themselves from their blankets when their houses caught on fire.
And given the difficulty of removing one's hands from a blanket, one also wonders why the police continue to use handcuffs. They could simply place a blanket on the person being arrested, and the criminal would be completely restrained.
I always laugh at that commercial because from the front it looks like everyone is a Catholic monk.
As far as I can tell the Snuggie is basically a blanket version of a hospital gown, but without ties in the back. Or it's a robe with the opening in the back and no belt.
Think it would be perfect on-the-job attire for toll-booth collectors and others who work outdoors...
Products advertised on TV always require the stupid, inept and clumsy to demonstrate the misery of doing without said product. But this commericial goes pretty far into "too stupid to work a blanket".
Damn funny! Thumbed!
Yes, you to can now look like a druid. And your child can look like a shrunken Jawwa from Star Wars!
But, in the wintertime I like to hang out in my recliner and read, with the heat turned down in the house and snuggled under a blanket. But, to hold the book, your arms have to be out from under the blanket. Thus, cold. This thing seems like the perfect solution. It IS like having a robe on backward, but it's a robe that goes down to cover your feet, too. Toasty!
However, there is no way in bleeding hell I would wear one to a sporting event! Laying sideways on my dorm room bed? Sitting on the floor playing backgammon? The only thing this is good for is sitting in a chair or on a couch, doing something you need your hands free for.
And what exactly is the advantage of "extra wide sleeves"? Doesn't that just let in exactly the cold drafts you're trying to avoid? If I were to buy one, the first thing I would do is sew up those stupid things.
Why don't they ever run these things past me before they release them on an unsuspecting public?
Still, I'm forced to admit that it's quite a bit more attractive and flattering than the average bridesmaid gown. And you actually will be able to wear it again after the ceremony, the way brides always promise.
And yes, it does look like the preferred attire of some fringe group waiting in a bunker somewhere for the arrival of the mothership. Cult-tastic.
You can also be buried easily in your beloved Snugglie; undertakers love stuff that's already open up the back.
I particularly adore the older man trying to look dignified in his Barcalounger while wearing, essentially, a fleece dress.
I wear my robe this way when wife and I play ""Dr."
Really, I DARE someone, much less a whole family, to go to a "sporting event" wearing these.