Are you too stupid to work a blanket? When the blanket falls off of you, do you look down at it, confused as to why it’s no longer on you? Would you like the blanket to follow you around?
Ding A magical Snuggie appears on your body.
There, now you can do everything but go out into public. Wait, where are you going, don’t go outside! People will see you!
Other uses for the Snuggie include: Suicide cult start-up attire; shirt; dress; robe; graduation gown; bride’s maid gown; suit and tie.
Act now unless you are unable to extricate yourself from your current blanket.