On the Montreal evening news recently was a story about how America was spending millions of dollars luring Canadians south of border to spend their tourist dollars there. They were doing this with extraordinary multicultural videos showing off the vast amount of things to do that were simply AWeSomE! On the other hand, Canada was lowering it's advertising budget and expected far less tourism than most folks kind of rely on.
So, stepping in and trying to be helpful, I am initiating my own tourism plan for the Americans by luring them up here with something not available any other place in the world. Something so very exciting and different. Something totally unexpected and palpable. The wonderful world of Canadian Gourmet Potato Chips.
You see, I have taken my lead from a Texan pal of mine, Sharon Rose a Lee. Now Sharon said once upon a time... that she doesn't trust anyone who doesn't have a bag of chips in their house! So taking my lead from her , I am announcing to the rest of North America...that YES we have Chips!
And not just any chips either but World-Class cutting edge flavors for the discriminating palate. We also have something for everyone in the whole family.
Imagine getting your kids, in the back of the car, to actually shut-up and actually be good and respectful, all because some Pizza chips are just over the border. No matter what your passengers age or mood we have got the Chips for you.
When in Canada your chips are never down...They are in your hand....and your merrily crunching them down!
Trans fat free... this is actually a guilty pleasure that you can enjoy all the time, all across Canada.
You can also save valuable cash simply by having Steak or General Taos Chicken Chips without going into fancy over-priced restaurants to get rid of that certain urge for something exotic. Imagine the cash you can save? AND.... who doesn't like a good chip binge every once and awhile to further your tourist dollars? I ask you.
Come on now....You don't need empirical evidence to know our Piri Piri chips Rock your tastebuds! Weather eating them beside a Glacier or tossing some to a wild Moose. It's all natural ya know!
So! What are you waiting for? If your summers travel plans are still a bit murky ....why not just head north and try some of our Jamaican Jerky! You won't be sorry.
Have the ultimate gourmet road chip today. Just head North..and you will eventually get here!
PS...I heard the Queen of England was just smitten with Popped Ketchup!
If you need a sample of what you can see during your Canadian vacation check out my previous post....Cool Paradise