ASH

the grasshopper in winter

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MY RECENT POSTS

DECEMBER 6, 2013 2:37PM

THE BIG STICKY

 

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THE BIG STICKY

 

        It was three weeks before Christmas.  She was hugging me so tightly.  Oh, I felt good.  I said to her, “I have a sack of goodies for you and I’m coming down your chimney. Read full post »

NOVEMBER 27, 2013 7:38PM

LUCIOLE

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LUCIOLE

 


            God is woman with mysterious ways and a vindictive nature.  She has laden me with more than I can bear although I have loved Her.  I have hated Her as well but She doesn't care

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NOVEMBER 17, 2013 6:38PM

IMAGINARY LETTER No. 3 (11/17/13)

 

kathy at castle 

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NOVEMBER 3, 2013 12:17PM

HUH?


 HUH?
Huh?
What did you say to me, grasshopper?
          That which you love
          That which you hate 
          Are both unreal
          That to which you are indifferent is real
NOVEMBER 1, 2013 12:14AM

THE FALL LINE

 

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THE FALL LINE

 

        I am pseudo-intellectual, emotionally retarded, and I am financially irresponsible.  In short: I am a writer.  My name is Sammy Hane.

        I took the jobRead full post »

OCTOBER 28, 2013 8:01AM

I, GOBLIN


I, GOBLIN

In the cave of myself
Self awareness is loneliness 
Feeling my place in the universe that led to me
I have meaning
I lack purpose
Loneliness is lack of purpose
Terrifying lack of purpose
Fear
Fear is lack of faith in the universe
Yes, I should beRead full post »

 

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THE WITCH AND THE WEREWOLF

 

         Snolly Goster was a twelve-year old witch.  Snolly Goster was out on this Halloween night walking her pet barking spider named Bumdinger.  Snolly Goster held BumdingeRead full post »

OCTOBER 19, 2013 3:32PM

THE PANTRY

 

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OCTOBER 18, 2013 2:24AM

SAPPHIRE CURRY

 

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SAPPHIRE CURRY

 

        Listen to me well, there, Horatio, ol’ pal, while you dream of things in heaven and on earth, do you want to know how fucked-up I am?

        The girl I love, my soul mRead full post »

OCTOBER 10, 2013 9:58PM

THE CARROT AND THE STICKUP

 

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THE CARROT AND THE STICKUP

 

        Bugs Bunny is my hero.  I wish I could say he was my role-model but he is not; he is my exact opposite.  That is why I love him.

        Bugs BunRead full post »

OCTOBER 10, 2013 4:01AM

CHRISTIANS HAVE MADE A CRUCIAL ERROR



Christians have made a crucial error

Crucial
That's funny
The root of the word "crucial" is the word "cross"

(Don't be cross)

It is said that God is Love but the truth is that Love is God

Because

Everything in Nature bears energy
EverythingRead full post »
OCTOBER 4, 2013 7:05PM

THE STOLEN KISSES OF PEPO PUMM

 

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THE STOLEN KISSES OF PEPO PUMM

 

        This is the sound of two hands clapping off the dust.  I'm done.  I'm done thinking about her.  I have abraded my pride for years now.  I have abraded my pride to the quick.&nbRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 28, 2013 2:23PM

VOX CANINA: the dog’s tale

 

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VOX CANINA: the dog’s tale

 

        "Rrrr," I am the Voice of Dog.

        My Master, Abbot Audenarde, becomes detached from the monastery and my life.  He digresses into death, vanishing,Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 23, 2013 5:08PM

KISSING HER KOWBELL (conclusion)

 

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2013 1:51PM

KISSING HER KOWBELL

 

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SEPTEMBER 14, 2013 9:02PM

MATOU, MINETTE, MINOU

 

 

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From the Alley Cats Collection Item #C5236 Designed by Artist Margaret Le Van Dominguez

 MATOU, MINETTE, MINOU

 

        Morning twilight uncovers the hamlet of Selsbourg, France.  In an alleyway a white tomcat sRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 7, 2013 5:26PM

SEXY TRIGONOMETRY KILLS

 

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SEXY TRIGONOMETRY KILLS

 

        I shouldn’t be telling you this but I have to tell someone.

        I'm sure you know, we as individuals are a continuous surface with a hole in the middRead full post »

AUGUST 28, 2013 11:01AM

THE ASSAULT ON STINKY GIRL HILL

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THE ASSAULT ON STINKY GIRL HILL

 

        We charged the machine gun emplacement atop the first sand dune.  I was shot through the guts, horribly, and I fell clutching my intestines as they uncoiled from my belly.  My three fr/Read full post »

AUGUST 25, 2013 9:22PM

THE TIP RAIL

 

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THE TIP RAIL

 

        I met Mae Dela Galicia when she was seventeen years old.  She had the most angelic face.  Mae was really smart and her eyes were wise and she was really hard headed, like wood, and she made peopleRead full post »

AUGUST 24, 2013 9:34PM

IN MY BLOOD

 

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IN MY BLOOD

 

        The curtain opens.

        It is night in the streets of the Barahona Coast in the Dominican Republic.  Outside the Empalizada dance club a young girl sits on the cuRead full post »

AUGUST 16, 2013 4:47PM

LOVE SAUCE

 

 

 

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AUGUST 11, 2013 5:45PM

HARVESTING SWEATER MELONS

 

 

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AUGUST 4, 2013 1:09PM

YOUR WIFE IS HOT

 

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YOUR WIFE IS HOT

 

        I am racing away down this highway like a meteor.  Christ, I’m doing eighty-five in this old truck.  The wind is whipping my hair into my eyes.  The hills all around me are as blackRead full post »

JULY 28, 2013 11:12AM

GET LUCKY

 

 

 

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JULY 23, 2013 11:37AM

THUS WITH A KISS

 

 

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