My son has recently discovered that broccoli and cauliflower cause massive amonts of gas which turns out be great for rapid fire farting.

My wife uses ground up broccoli and cauliflower to bread her chicken breast in order to trick my son into eating more veggies. For a good while my son was chowing down on my wife's chicken breast nuggets like they were candy. But eventually he realized what he was eating and he decided he didn't like it anymore.

Now that a little time has passed since my son's boycott, my wife cooked him up some yummy broccoli breaded chicken last week, and he had a few bites without complaining or rolling on the ground with his eyes bulging from its sockets.

To his delight however, he did begin to let rip one long winded fart after another. There was so much wind coming out of him, with such force and such fury, he was lining up rows of tin cans on the window sill and blowing them off with his ass like it was a bb gun. In between blasts my son would reload with another bite of chicken.

Now when he eats my wife's chicken, he runs around the house like a lunatic, gas powered and farting his brains out yelling "I love broccoli!"
I can't wait for my son to discover how stinky asparagus makes your pee, and much fun that can be.

whatever it takes to get my kids to eat more veggies, even if it means having my son mistake me for a tin can.