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MAY 8, 2012 11:01PM

The Devil Comes for Western Pennsylvania

What would it take for you to turn down $150,000? Would you walk away from that money to protect the environment or the social good?

I recently went home to western Pennsylvania, ground zero in the hydraulic fracturing (known as fracking) wars. In winter, western Pennsylvania is gray and cold,… Read full post »

MAY 2, 2012 2:11PM

Does OpenSalon Hurt Writers?

David Simon, writer/producer of the acclaimed series The Wire and Treme, and former professional journalist, has just begun blogging at davidsimon.com, using one of his first posts to decry the practice of blogging. Calling today’s media landscape an “e-race to the bottom,” he says… Read full post »

I have long loved old china and glassware. Over the years, the older members of my family have learned that I am a willing and grateful repository of any and all mismatched china and glassware. Like many things, you can trace china and glassware to traditions and regions—places where productionRead full post »

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APRIL 18, 2012 11:32AM

Language Wars: AP Accepts Modern Usage of 'Hopefully'

I’ve long been a language descriptivist. I love the fluidity of the English language, how, like a river, it cuts its path around obstacles, sometimes doubles back on itself, occasionally floods over its banks (in literary terms, this would be the writing of Faulkner), and occasionally recedes d… Read full post »

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APRIL 3, 2012 11:41PM

Homeless by Choice: Breakfast with the Road Kids

The managers at Denny’s did everything short of coming right out and asking, “One of you has money to pay for this, right?” It was easy to tell that was the question uppermost in their minds – did one of us have money? Their eyes litRead full post »

I have just returned from the my office building's ladies' room and I have to ask -- Do you talk on your cellphone while in the stall?

Of course, that, along with the expected, was what was happening in the stall next me. A chatty conversation accompanied by the whoosing sound… Read full post »

MARCH 4, 2012 9:43PM

Oh, Rush, You Slut!

In 2006, according to Wikipedia, Rush Limbaugh was unmarried. In 2006, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Rush Limbaugh took a trip to the Dominican Republic with four other men. Upon his return to the United States, a mislabeled bottle of Viagra was found in Limbaugh’s luggage… Read full post »

Dear Catholic Church:

I am following with interest the contraception debate and am coming to you with a request of my own. I can’t in good conscience contribute anymore of my religiously unaffiliated dollars to your universities, hospitals, and other institutions in the form of my taxes, which hRead full post »

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FEBRUARY 6, 2012 10:56PM

My Not-Quite-A-Stalker

I am not the first person to mistake pathological dysfunction for love. I am not the first person to have years of youth devoured by an unhealthy relationship. I am not the first person to have that moment where the veil lifts and suddenly, in the blink of an eye, the… Read full post »

JANUARY 26, 2012 12:13PM

Five Things You Don’t Know About Me

 

In response to a friend who said, “For someone who has a blog, you don’t really blog very much,” and this alarming article from the Wall Street Journal predicting a future where you will be judged on your web presence rather than your resume, here is a posting to
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JANUARY 12, 2012 10:52PM

An Essay: In the Land of the One Percent

I was not born to the one percent. In fact, by the time I came along, my family was pretty far down the socio-economic ladder, with my mother raising her children on a secretary’s salary in an economically depressed Appalachian town. She never made over $20,000.

ARead full post »

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NOVEMBER 16, 2011 11:08PM

Thoughts About Penn State

Once, about a decade ago, I attended a large, milestone birthday party at a restaurant. The event was in a private room, about thirty people -- mostly family and extended family, with friends of the birthday celebrant sprinkled through the group. Halfway through the meal, someone… Read full post »
MARCH 11, 2011 12:59AM

Man's Best Friend -- Friday Fiction 2

(2,570 words. I always exceed my name!)

 

Fiction Friday II – Open Call

Man’s Best Friend

It’s getting cold. Too cold to live outside in a tent but I’ve kind of boxed myself in, you see, and I’m not quite sure how to get myself out of it.… Read full post »

Gator in water webSometimes when you’re feeling morose, the best in thing in the world is an alligator. Not as a pet or a pair of shoes or fried up in a fritter, but in the wild, swimming around or sunning on a bank, doing alligator things.

My job is solitary. I’m… Read full post »

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JANUARY 4, 2011 8:49PM

The Loss of My Creative Environment

Recently, I sat at my desk at work and, using the standard software that came with my desktop, I edited a few scenes out of a video.  It required a few clicks of the mouse, a few taps of the keys, a few flicks of the wrist.  It was… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 26, 2010 10:57PM

Someone to Watch Over Me

Henry Fuseli -- The Nightmare

 

Scientists and psychologists will tell you that it’s a normal albeit somewhat rare phenomenon – nothing to worry about, something that happens to most people at least once. The sane, sober explanation of what happened is sleep paralysis. Stanford University’s Sleep aRead full post »

I don’t consider myself a government apologist—Congress does plenty of incomprehensible things and the halls of democracy are full of people who are in it for themselves—but government can work. Slowly, ponderously, clumsily, maybe, but it can and has worked. One of the things that… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 12, 2010 10:09PM

Household Inventory

I’ve made my bed and now I will sleep in it. I’ve made my bed with organic cotton sheets and a synthetic down comforter and squashy pillows. It is one of the most sensuous experiences I know, crawling into a bed that has been freshly made with clean sheets, a bed… Read full post »

JUNE 24, 2010 11:59PM

Everyone is a Writer

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”Ernest Hemingway

 

Laura Miller’s recent Salon article, When Anyone Can be a Published Author, resonated with me because of a phenomenon I’ve been encountering over and over, especially am/… Read full post »

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JUNE 9, 2010 11:31PM

Why a CEO Can’t Lead a Government

The recent primary wins of Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman are giving us a familiar narrative: former corporate CEOs, fists pumping the air, talking about how they will correct the course of the foundering ships of state using boardroom tactics. Budgets will be slashed and deficits slayed. Profitabilit… Read full post »